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>>35470126
would you count becoming a slave to an abstract perfect being? (so perfect that it needs your prayers 5 times a day)

If you are Europian why don't you just convert to Pagan religion?

>>35470199
Good idea. Have you?

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>>35470111
Speak English next time, bub.

>She shoulda wore a condom

My mama don't got a dick

PUSSY BOY DONT WAN WAR

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>>35470067
The same savior as all other generations, anon: Jesus Christ.

>>35470205
Because Gen Z is being raised by millennials with their libtard and youtube garbage

>>35470205
Gen z is 95 and up. Most of 4chan is gen z. That being said gen z needs a hero. They are headed towards the highest obesity rates lowest employment rates and most cyberpunk future ever. If we don't do something it'll be like WallE meets Mad Max for these younguns

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I like to eat salad

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Will you please be my friend?

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>>35470065
>>35470068
>>35470075
PLS DON'T MAKE THIS A MEME
I HATE SNAILS AND SLUGS
DISGUSTING

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Unless you're this kid

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>We are all children of Trump
>He is always looking out for us

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>looking up to fake religion made up by (((them)))
OP confirmed faggot

>>35470002
>Get him baned
saged

Who are you referring to, anon?

>>35469995
Does your vagina smell?

>>35470000
>Does your vagina smell?
Yeah...yeah

Is your hair as thin and greasy as that wojak implies?

>fembot
They don't exist you cheeky cunt
Go to the beach like a normal ass person

>>35469940
South Australia is trash. Not as trash as Victoria tho

>>35469977
The closest beach is an hours drive from me, and I do not have the body for the beach.
I do quite often go for drives along the beach though.

>I once wore a suit to the beach and everyone looked at me like I was out of my mind

>>35469978
Not going to argue with that. Just stuck living here for now.

>>35469925
You can be a sperm donor if you just be yourself.

>>35469937

I already tried 2 BEElieve in myself, but the buzz of the B seems to BEE avoiding me.

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He was marking your house OP. You best get your fort maintenance up

>>35469898
You about to get abboed, you better bring out the blankets fammmmM

>>35469898
What the absolute fuck does that mean

>>35469887
what in the fuck are you trying to say?

>>35469887
*love life
Like when my gf visited me he was cold towards her

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>>35469887
what?

(original 123)

>>35469861
Good job.
Now try being yourself next time.

>>35469865
Jokes aside, i always wondered what that advice was supposed to mean.

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i have the hoverboard and fast scooter in roblox highschool
women surrender the succ when they see me

>>35469857
Masturbate to only the most premium of catgirls.

>>35469857
There's nothing I can do. I also lack the femininity to become a girl (male) or girl (female).

5'7' autistic as shit, stop being a weeb and go meet a girl

>>35469847
>love dank humor

underage, out

>>35469938
>dude dank memes xD

fuck out normie faggot

>>35469846
Cookie chan continues to look worse in every picture

Take it out in what way? Like having no sexual desire?
If that's the question, it's a give and take. I don't feel bad for not getting laid, but my lack of a sex drive makes me less appealing to girls, so I will likely die alone. But I think I'm OK with that. I'm not unhappy, just a bit lonely at times. Though I wouldn't sacrifice my peace if mind for a roastie. Girls aren't worth the cost and effort.

Nah, it'd just be more boring.

Sure, you can't lose if there's no game to play, but sexuality is the only game worth playing and I'd rather lose than not play.