https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/5ylld9/26_f4m_ohio_looking_for_fwb_emphasis_on_the_f/
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl /r9k/?
>>35470932
>250 pounds
>I am taken but looking for a Feb with an emphasis on the f
>Forever alone
Burn it all down
They're not actually "forever alone", they're just too picky because they want Chad but they're not Stacy. But you knew this, that's why you made this shitty bait thread.
>females
>capable of being alone in this dogshit society
Radiohead is pretty depressing and I understand why you guys like it
Sit down and I will tell you why your threads aren't successful.
>>35470899
>not realising that radiohead is the most optimistic, life-affirming band there is
>>35470899
Depressing, but beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0PXj7LIw
WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR
WE SPOKE OF WAS AND WHEN
ALTHOUGH I WASN'T THERE
HE SAID I WAS HIS FRIEND
WHICH CAME AS SOME SURPRISE
I SPOKE INTO HIS EYES
I THOUGHT YOU DIED ALONE
A LONG LONG TIME AGO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szxp1f9EnP0
>>35470867
Wesley Willis was /robotcore/
>>35470842
I just started replaying MGSV like 3 hours ago. What a coincidence.Bowie original version superior
how many cums have you done today?
....7.......7 cums....... it's not even fucking afternoon yet.....
God help me
>>35470806
that's a lot of cums
>>35470806
describe each of the cums
What if I told you that this was a man?
I'd drink your cum
What if I told you this is a girl
>>35470725
I'd be kinda sad.
Reminder that if you think you look good in the mirror but ugly in photos, you're ugly.
>>35470712
what if i think i look ugly in both?
>>35470761
then ur ugly ugly
>>35470712
this guy is just making a sad face, not even close to being ugly
So I was at school the other day, armed with a computer, so I decided to make a Pepe. It was of Nicolas Cage wearing Pepe as a mask. I know it's not that good but it was a first attempt. What are some Pepes you guys have made?
Honestly, it ain't angled well, the eyes don't line up. You actually need to draw the Cage hair on the Pepe. You can keep the Cage eyes but I don't recommend it. I have never made a Pepe, just an observation.
>>35470669
I drew this one, I wish I didn't add the tounge though
Imagine you were the only person on some barren, distant planet. There's nothing around except the occasional mountain and thousands of miles of flat terrain. There's drinkable water in various places, but it usually takes you at least 6 hours of travelling a day to find it, and any source runs dry after at least three days.
There's berries to sustain you, but they taste like shit and aren't filling in the slightest.
What would you do?
Personally, I'd kill myself after two years maximum
I'd build monuments.
>>35470610
why did you write all that shit when you could have just said >what if u were in purgatory
>>35470610
>implying I wouldn't just build wicked fucking sand castles
Yo white boy what we playin?
I play some Civilization VI and Battlefield 1 but that's pretty much it for now.
>>35470560
nuggarell, where do work again?
>>35470560
>PS4
Checks out
>tfw better then everyone else
>>35470540
>tfw this peasant thinks highly of himself
>>35470959
>tfw you primitive beings believe of thinking about true greatness but haven't even been able to combine everything into a single equation yet
>I pity you little ants
>>35471580
>he believes things can be understood through mathematical equations
Keep crunching those numbers, trusty drone.
You're walking to the porta potty and these guys block your path. What do?
Walk around them and if that doesn't work take out the guy on the right. He is the weakest link.
>>35470531
aim at 'em and take fire
duh
if i gotta do a pee pee i ain't gonna wait for these fags to move
>>35470531
Far left always skips leg day
Who else here getting closer to their goal weight? I can't wait to be thin so I can start eating whatever I want again
>lose weight
>start eating like shit again
>gain all of the weight back
it happened to me, anon. It'll happen to you. Weight loss is a permanent lifestyle change.
I thought I made it but binged this weekend and blew out 2 weeks of progress.
>tfw
>>35470526
Not fat but
Started fasting and only eating 2 times a day
Haven't lost any weight
What is happening?
>tfw I realize I will never experience simple shit like doing groceries with a gf
>tfw I will never have a girlfriend to take a walk in the park with on a sunny day
>no gf to ever watch movies with
How do I stop these feels? I tried so many times to get a gf but nothing has worked.
>>35470518
>You will never live with someone who nags constantly, makes less money, yet uses most of your resources
>you will never be subjected to wild mood swings over absolutely nothing
having a gf is a meme.
>>35470538
Shit, I'd still be okay with those things.
>Shitpost about boyfriend
>Get this message
Do you nice guys really see yourself as 'the good guys'? You're constantly trying to steal people's gfs
>>35470482
Why is he using so many period.
Okay robot pls let me post
>>35470533
I assume he thinks it gives a powerful moment of silence.
>>35470482
>implying we want sloppy seconds
don't flatter yourself bitch
Just paid 8 bitcoin for this rare pepe, did i get ripped off? Please dont save without permission.
Can i get an appraisal on this gem?just made it
Can I please save it?
Origano
>>35470413
That's a real nice Pepesaved