Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8272. page

>>35473238
Silence is a shield only you can break.
Show them the strength of your shield

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>>>/adv/ ask them. R9k is not good at helping anyone.

>>35473238
Traps are gay

Organic oregano omnipotent onions

>>35473124
>When did /r9k/ start to hate lolis?
what

when normies arrived obviously

we now have regular threads with "my gf..."

>>35473216
you can be a robot but still have a gf..

Now /r9k/, tell me how you are fucking up your life.

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I KNOW THAT FUKIN FEEL FAMILY
>100 percent me

>>35473653
Ever think about how much you are going to regret your decisions in a few months? I know I am.

Happy birthday, Anon.
The anniversary of you foreverially cucking your papa.

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>>35473110
This cucks the father.

Bumping your thread; this is interesting.

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>>35473080
>mfw I am currently the oldest user of /r9k/
>mfw I started browsing in fucking 2011

how could the demographics have changed so much

>literally all reddit normies here for the "RARE PEPES XDDD"

I need to leave this place. But go where?

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>>35473004
stop being apologetic towards degeneracy.

>>35473004
Maybe you should for making this thread.

>>35473004

Maybe you shouldn't have shitty opinions, faggot. kys with bleach in gas form

>>35472994
What did you do for that, anon? I feel like I'm so close to one, but I have no idea what to do.

>>35473015
Give up. For every post like this, there are so many more of us who have failed. You're not as close as you think.

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I have a 9/10 gf and very well paying job, I still come here.

I bet the chick you're dating has a pussy that looks like a punched lasagna and just because you found a sperg to date you doesn't mean you're any less of an ugly retard.

Because I don't remember anything..

>>35472992
Yes.
>be me
>be like 10 years old
>go to fieldhouse (or whatever it is) away from the city with family and cousins
>gather cousins up and go walk around the place
>have a bunch of firecrackers to use for whatever reason
>picks firecrackers and starts throwing them to neighbors houses
>run away super fast everytime we did it
>do this until we barely run out of firecrackers
>cousin uses some of the last ones and throws them onto the woods
>woods so dry they are set on flames
>half the woods get burned down
>no one has an idea who has done it
Good times

>>35472992

>4th of july celebrations at my cousin's lakehouse - playing with the other kids in the lake, fast boat rides and watching fireworks late at night with the other kids in my cousin's boat
>running home from the bus stop to catch the last 15 minutes of pokemon
>going to the video store on the weekends to rent n64 games and rugrats vhs tapes
>playing "the floor is lava" with my older sister on rainy days
>exploring encarta encyclopedia 99 and learning all of the world capitals at the age of 6 1/2

mad good times, the 90s was a great time to be a young kid (1992 master race)

Nah. At least when I played video games I was happy.

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>>35473000

I bounced between anger(losing) and elation(winning) when playing vidya and it just wasnt healthy. I didn't form any good friendships or develop any skills playing vidya, and I just didn't enjoy it anymore.

Since I stopped playing vidya for more than a half an hour to an hour a day, my mood has stabilized, even if I'm rather bored and restless. I've had to do other things to fill the time, like meet people and read. They really killed my life.

Bump! What should I do robots? I've tried grindr, scruff, discord, and okcupid! All the gay bars and clubs are closed in my town.

I'm screwed!!!

>>35472917
dont worry man, someday you will find someone, you just need to be in right place at a right time

>>35473434
I sure hope so because the only people who want to fuck me are furries! It's that bad!!!

skeltal fag here. How do I go about gaining weight. I did it once but ate lots of junk and sugar. Made me crazy and depressed. plz help

>>35472789
Original Peanuts

>>35472759
Thats all? Those Tacoes are like two (2) bites each.

And drinks don't count.

You skinny bitch!

>>35472748
>schlock

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>Why do you always look so sad, anon?
>How come you don't talk much anon?
>You've just gotta participate anon

>you gotta change your attitude breh
>you aren't entitled to anything (implying I ever said I was)
>you always look so sad

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Yes. I have zero interest in having any sort of relationship with another person. I jack off at least once a day but even that's getting old. It's just a physical need at this point

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>>35472767
It's a fucking chore desu

>>35472727
>like the idea of sex just for masturbation but when it comes down to it i wouldnt ever even want to be that close
i feel the exact opposite. sex just for masturbation is purposeless. why put in all the effort just to have to start over with the next day's piece of meat which is what it becomes after a while. why have sex for masturbation when i could literally just masturbate? and to the degenerate porn i like without judgement.

>that pic
thas how i wanna go

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>>35472724
Keep em coming NEET, maybe one thread will finally give me the courage to tell my shekelstein boss to fuck himself so he will fire me and I can be NEET too.

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>>35472812
>wagecuck or NEETbull
the choice is yours

>>35472724
I never got this picture I literally just lold so hard

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will post what i have

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orignial comment mr robot

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/r9k/ isnt a good place to dump images lads but oh well