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>>39326028
KHV?
Also never asked a girl out, or even came close to that

>>39326090
>he doesn't know what KHV means
Lurk moar newfag

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>>39326028
tfw

I've been told I'm reasonably good looking but I've never tried with girls.

>>39325827

You just deserve to die

tell you are from spain

>>39326149
Couldn't agree with you more

If you don't care about it, why are you posting about it?

firm handshake and look them in the eyes can accomplish great so many things. truly outstanding

>>39325779
It was some nice news. See, the maneuvering was clever because the government decreed the minimum wage will increase fifty cents, but I don't make minimum wage, I make well above that, but I had been thinking about asking for an increase anyway, so I would stay at the same difference above minimum.

I wasn't going to ask though, because I am always applying for other jobs and could depart any time, but assuming I would have asked, the pre-emptive raise would have stopped me in my tracks. I can't ask for a raise after just getting one.

But since I wasn't going to ask, I am the victor of this game.

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I have nothing against Black people, but they are very noisy, and I prefer peace and quiet.

>>39325690
Well black people ARE statistically on average less intelligent, commit more crime, etc. But you're a robot so it's probably safe to assume you're not like that anymore then I am.

>>39325690
Blacks are like the opposite of bugs they only thrive together in large downtown areas

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>>39325621
>How are you still single?

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>you know you don't need to tell me what i want to hear, right, anon?

>my son can sleeps with any man or woman he wants

>still no coconut radio

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>>39325439
He does his stuff in a place that is very rich in legitimately useful resources, which allows him to do his stuff.
If we try to do the stuff he does in the places we live, we would most likely fail because the materials we need to work with like clay and iron rich dirt/mud are scare and/or barren and useless.
But aside from that, his work is pretty impressive.

>>39325439
very relaxing youtube channel, patrician choice.

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nobody want to post their faves?

i like beedrill

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My pokebro

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>tfw no original tracksuit gf

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>>39325066
>Gonna be useful for a while
Technology can drive a car in live traffic without crashing and Amazon can recommend items to you that you would buy with almost 100% accuracy. Why do you think there won't be a system that could do debits and credits and accounting equations in the next decade?

Oldest advice ever told because it's true: find a job that you truly enjoy

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>>39324990
Man, it's great having a BFF, but he has a GF, so I have to share time.

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>>39325026
What a cruel post, I hate you!

>>39324990
>tfw no boy friend forever to get aids from

she looks better without makeup even despite the blood. the fillers in her top lip aren't doing her face any favors though. hmm.

anyway fucked up thread OP

>>39324906
>without makeup
Why do you think the picture on the right is without makeup?

>>39324839
What's the story? I've been gone for awhile.

>>39324618
we arent that bad homie :(

>>39324618
Yeah we women have it so fucking bad and these dumb frogposters are crying here everyday how they cant find a gf. Fucking losers.

>>39324618
Get back on Grindr and find a new guy my dude.

>>39324361
YOU JUST GOT
LOCKED
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>39324382
>YOU JUST GOT
>LOCKED
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
fuckin lmao

>>39324382
this is your average antifa

Not dogs necessarily. But I've killed a lot of animals, for pleasure.

>>39324281
Dogs, ducks, elderly it doesn't matter to me love that stuff

>>39324281
I kicked my dog all the time. I sometimes want to murder my pets for no particular reason and sometimes i just want to hug them forever.

>>39324227
a guy who had multiple sex partners cause he's not a loser and has experience in bed

Virginity intact obviously, im a pure virgin and I want someone like myself it's only fair

>>39324227
Only a strong black bull with at least a dozen white partners can satisfy me.

cons
-bit overweight at 210
-NEET
-lazy
-uneducated
-epileptic
-shit at cooking

pros
-6'2
-samrt
-cute
-funny
-charming
-have my own place

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>5'9
>tried 4 jobs and failed but still trying
>respectful to women
>trying to persue a better future for myself
>buying into consumerist bs to impress people
>started boxing 2 months ago and train every single day for 3-4 hours
>imto skin care and browse /fa/ to try and be attractive
>not obsessed with pornography like most robots
>dont watch anime anymore
>my room is always clean and organised
>not a manwhore and a virgin

Do I deserve a gf?

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>>39323934
cons
>5'10''
>asperger's
>very, very clingy
>short attentionspan
>will get worried you dont like me even if you say you do

pros
>lifts
>white
>blonde
>blue eyes
>european
im bad at finding good things about myself .__.
people say im good looking, i disagree, but :shrug:
>insatiable sex drive