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I may have to move to California in a year's time.
Is this a good thing?
Will I finally get laid?
Will I become happy?
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You must respond, /r9k/.
You must respond.
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>Will I become x?
How should I know? Do whatever suits you, man.
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Probably not. Unless they really love robos over in Cali.
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Post images you've made and see posted by others on 4chan every now and then
I will start
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>>35474512
I've seen it on more than the one board too
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>>35474512
My face occasionally gets memed around here
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>>35474512
I didn't make the picture myself but I was the one who started the "I LIKE THAT JUMP" posts on /v/
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>my penis has hair all the way up to the circumcision scar.
Fml. I'm actually decent looking but I don't approach girls because my dick is disgusting.
What do?
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post pics of dic desu
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>>35474501
Just shave it, dumbass.
>circumcision scar
On second thought don't bother, it's disgusting anyway.
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>>35474501
cut it off and get an eight inch BBC bionic penis
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BRAINLET THREAD.
BRAINCHADS STAY OUT.
>tfw absolute dogshit at fractions
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>>35474212
Have you checked out Khan Academy? They helped me understand the basics that teachers in school never did.
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>>35474212
the abraham lincoln quote went from suggestion to law real fast.
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>>35474212
>tfw i did badly in AP physics and only finished hs with a 3.8 GPA
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I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.
For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul
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shant be reading a word.
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lol your are gay bro
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>>35474009
HYPOCRISY!!
To the highest degree.
You're also a litteral fgt, fgt. Jst liek ur gay son. Why don't you invite him back, and be gay together?
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>tfw fell for the /pol/ meme
I'm so ashamed of myself. Looking back, I can't believe I allowed myself to get suckered into that nonsense. It's like they're in their own bubble of reality that truth and reason can't penetrate. It's liberating to be free of all that hatred.
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How far did you go, anon
Did they turn you into a nazis
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>>35473999
So now that you're officially gay, have you found a boyfried, OP?
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/pol/ dindu nufffin, dey was good boys
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i think about getting a weapon for self defense, because as of late a lot of street-robbings have occured in my area
any suggestions on easy to get, easy to hide weapons in germany
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Balisong, but since you live in germany i dont know if you can get it
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>>35473829
if you're up against 3 or 4 people then it's a free weapon once they grab your arm..
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>>35473829
buy opinel from fishing shop. costs like 3 euros?
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Post how you feel in one image.
Share your pain.
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I want to be in a comatose state. Forever.
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Today was a real bad day.
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Especially true if you consider his story.
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What is your favourite soda robots?
pic related - mine
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>>35473671
I gave up soda this year
I only drink water and milk
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I'm a pepsi man myself
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>>35473671
childhood memories. thanks i was born in the best timeline.
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>Try to be like that sushi eating Chad loser
>Get BTFO
I'm done
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>>35473565
p-pls someone post in my shitty thread
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he has to message like 200 women until one is mentally ill enough to agree, just fill out the quota.
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You said it wrong, faggot.
You're suppose to say that you want to chat up with her because you want to feed her sushi and then slap her ass after a movie. You fucked up nigger
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What normal things people do make you autistically rage?
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>talking about the latest game of sportsball
>parroting dumb social media trends and phrases
>walking slow as fuck and in a large group when in front of me
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when I see happy couples in public hold hands and hug and kiss
the worst is when they're fucking grabby on each other in public, stay inside you freaks
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>>35473371
>people eating
>people making noises
it pisses me off I have to leave the room or yell at them
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What music dose /r9k/ listen to?
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>>35473322
>What music dose /r9k/ listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuRCYQRsTx8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaOrSuWZeM&t=5735s
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thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8jPDdHd9y8
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>ask r9k what their dreams (ambitions) are
>majority of responses are getting a gf or losing virginity
is there seriously nothing more to you guys than wanting to satisfy the reptilian portion of your brain?
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>>35473289
I personally just want a companion to care about and start a family with, second best would be successfully becoming a astrophysicist
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I want to become immortal.
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>>35473289
Yeah pretty much.
I mean I had some integrity and dreams, but adult life is such putrid shit that I just became the degenerates I despised when I was a edgelord teen.
Now I drink and do drugs and listen to normie music and bang whores and it's not that bad.
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>tfw no weeb druggie gf
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>>35473284
I hate when she constantly shares stuff and when I go to look it's gone, she removed the post. Reeeeeeeee
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>>35473284
>Simplified Chinese characters
>Romaji pronunciation
>Incorrect meaning
She couldn't be more white if she tried
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She's literal perfection, friend. You should probably stop making these treads so often though, she might block all of us so we can't orbit her anymore.
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Many of you guys complain how you don't have a gf. How about you give up all the childish things such as anime and video games, then work on self improvement. I was one of you guys about a year ago until I've decided to grow up. I now have a gf, a job, and my own apartment.
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How?
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>>35473253
Why does growing up have to be synonymous with giving up all that's fun?
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>>35473253
I think many of us are Peter Pans for various reasons.
I know the meme is that we're fat neckbeards with autism, but from occasional pic threads (which are cancer btw) most bots look indistinguishable from normies & the odds that more than a handful of us are autistic just doesn't seem plausible.
I know I have personal reasons that I suspect have caused the Peter Pan complex, and when you refuse to act grown up, at least after uni, you will not get a gf bc they start looking towards stability stuff.
t. here bc don't wanna be normie