I have the chance to date pic related as a white men. Would you go for it? I'm pretty racist btw.
>>35476087
Who gives a shit
I presume you are not going to have children anyway
>>35476087
would not date just fuck
Say to her she's getti'n a nugget if she's suck'in you're cuck this works with every women believe me
left or right and why?
answer truthfully and originally
>>35476081
This oneunoriginal loli
>>35476081
>left or right and why?
right
I am barely confident enough to even speak in front of women, if they aren't dominant no sex is gonna happen
Left for a longterm gf
Right for when I'm really horny
Do you eat the pussy the 1st night?
>>35475938
>Do you eat the pussy the 1st night?
Generally, no unless you have a thirst for it.
>>35475938
I really like eating pussy
>once had a fishy smelling
>put a second condom on
>>35475938
No, not for the first 3 or 5
Where do I meet girls like her?
>>35475937
>Where do I meet girls like her?
/r9k/
FUCKING TRAP POSTER THAT'S NOT A GIRL YOU ARE RUINING THIS BOARD
Also
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you will never have a gf (male) with a bigger dick than you tosucc
Chapter 1 of Anons middle school relationships
>Be me
>nerdy 6th grader
>likes minecraft and portal
>sitting in history
>overhears a girl talking about portal
>HOLYSHITGRILSPLAYVIDEOGAMES??.mp4
>Two of us start talking and become really good friends
>decide to ask her out
>lets just be friends
>fuk
>still friends with her and i meet her friend
>shes really into fnaf cause that was the fad back then
>we start dating for a while
>text all the time, really starting to get attached to her
>get broken up with in a group chat with girl #1
>guess that torment wasnt enough
>they pranked me for a whole month to make me belive that girl #2 dumped me for girl #1
>actually crying when they tell me
>they continue laughing
>mfw
All true events
>Reddit spacing
>Minecraft and Portal in sixth grade
>"Be me"
Get the fuck off my board
Hey man im new to this shit. At least im trying not to be a total fucking faggot. How would you do it then?
>>35476062
don't use space between the green text at least and you have to be above 18 to hang around here
>Mommy calls me a "manchild" again
>I call her a drunkard wageslave single mother
>She gets really upset
you said mean things to me first
>mommy gives me a talk
>don't reply,only nod
>she's still concerned
>>35475845
>"I wonder who raised me"
guaranteed to hit mommy right in the feely feels
>>35475845
Go hug your mom and post results. NOW!
>this 5'6 ugly manlet has a qt gf
wtf
>>35475777
He's a qt. I'd fuck him.
I can see his big dick through his shorts
> yes homo
how the fuck is he ugly. he is pretty cute, no homo.
Hey guys. Post the worst thing that has happened to you. Honestly curious what the worst thing that could happen to white suburban roboys.
>>35475564
this made me cringe so hard , i dont even think robots are this ugly
>>35475733
Just typical Drumpfkins. Be glad you don't live near these idiots.
>>35475564
Damn, /pol/ looks like THAT?
any porn where the girl has small breasts but the guy is really into it and keeps reassuring her that he likes her breasts and actually prefers flat chests?
>Tfwgf(male)has B's
Feels good man
>>35475377
I can show you what that's like baby
tfw no itty bitty titty gf
>Wake up in the world socialist republic
>get ready for work.
>Oh wait.
>Realize job has been automated so 2 year paid vacation
>Walk outside
>Its a beautiful day with no pollution because of the recent five year plan to fix the environment
>Pull up 4chan on my open source high tech phone
>Look at the news
>second manned mission to mars starting soon
>Its Friday
>open up weekly-ellections application
>Every week we vote on which politician to recall
>settle down on the couch
>have a great day.
Because commu-[COLLAPSE]
What country are you describing you absolute moron? Where is it on a map?
>>35475253
Heres 15 examples of times it worked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIddCEBCKHQ
>what you have eaten today/how much you eat in an average day
>how fat/skinny you are
Im pretty skinny, but not like ultra diseased skinny.
I've eaten an okay lunch today and a bunch of snacks, but for the past month i've barely been eating anything because depression.
>>what you have eaten today/how much you eat in an average day
4000+ calories so far
One frozen pizza
a chicken burger from burger king
some candy bars
10 beers
some cheetos
cake
a schnitzel with fries
>>how fat/skinny you are
Blob/10
>What have you eaten today
I'd say about 2800 calories worth of food
>How much you eat in an average day
I try my best to eat 2800-3500 calories daily since I want to gain weight and I also picked up lifting, which gives me more reason to eat a lot.
>how fat/skinny you are
My BMI is 19.4, so I'm barely at "Normal weight" for now. Which is good cause I was underweight a few months ago
Drunk on a Sunday Edition
first for slam poetry
>have sex with cute girl a few weeks ago who violated me anally during sex
>it felt amazing
>been contemplating a butt plug ever sinceI'm not gay r-right
Imagine eating pasta, lads.
What must that be like?
Women have it worse
>you are expected to have annoying long hair, make up, long nails and such
>have to deal with periods and very painful childbirth that leaves your body broken
>can't usually get orgasm
>during war for example ypu have it worse because not only are you killed by enemy but before that raped
>biological clock in having children
>have to wear uncomfortable bras
>men only care about you for sex
There are a lot more reasons too, but those are the biggest ones i think, i think god hates women
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>>35474750
>complaining about not having to cut your nails and hair
>complaining about childbirth when you could just not be a slut and not get knocked up
>complaining that Chad doesn't please you well enough
>implying anybody expects you to go to war
>complaining that you have to cover your naked body
>complaining about people caring about you (and for the only thing you're good for)
>>35474874
If i want to have children i need to go through pregnancy. When russians took over Berlin they gang raped women for hours before killing them, but this is not the only time of war rape.
If you don't have an ugly face and a big dick, you literally CAN NOT be a robot
Pic related, my dick
>>35474747
I wanna suck that dick.
>>35474747
Does it reach to your bellybutton while you are standing?
Is a 20x13 cm dick big? It feels pretty thin to me.
/o/ here
what do you autists drive? I'm curious
1999 corolla.
I like it a lot :3
The german pussy-magnet
VW Vento
Nissan Sentra 04