>tfw doctor suggested yoga to relieve my PPP
Thinking about scraping them off.
>>35485265
>he doesnt know about the toothpaste method
Have you tried the flying paperclip maneuver?
>>35485265
what the fug is that shit, it looks like coral polyps on your dick
Anyone would like to be a shy NEET fembot's bf?
Where you living at grrl
Why did you delete the thread with the email
also post u're boobs
>>35485194
H-hi...
Originalio
>the older generation is finally starting to die off quickly
>finally people will stop thinking weed is bad
>>35485108
Weed is bad. Everyone I've known who has smoked weed has been a trash person.
Weed is basically on the level of alcohol minus the health risk. Despite what 420 blaze it faggots say you are addicted if you smoke everyday. But to smoke a joint every now and then is fine.
>>35485234
Well weed doesn't have physical withdrawals or cause rape and violence but ok
Moving tomorrow, im hella dreading it. How are you all doing?
How to get goals outside of consuming media?
>>35485067
Find things irl that you would like to accomplish. Do you have any hobbies or interests you could work in?
>>35485028
whats up skelly, just here continuing to give up, i'm steadily making progress as another day warps by, then another month.
I want to talk to some people for once. I will reply to every post in this thread. Tell me of your woes you sad cunts
>>35484913
I'm posting a non-meme and will summarily hide this thread
>>35484935
Sounds good, welcome friend
>>35484913
Refrain from posting chimps ty
fembots, post your feels here
who else /menstruating/ here right now? the abdominal pain hasn't quite set in yet, but I've been having cravings all day.
>>35484697
Get off 4chan you whore
Dear females
You are all qt and I love you unconditionally
>>35485451
>>35484697
kill yourself you dumb roaste
>be an animator, going to college
>was going to join Army reserves to help protect my country, and pay for college, also seemed better than being a dishwasher
>literally a couple documents and a MEPS appointment away from enlistment
>was literally going to take risk of war breaking out, for muh cuntry
>got rid of all fear, was fully emotionally ready for boot camp, and a new adventure
>read fine print of contracts on internet
>almost get jew'd, recruiter held back a lot of information from me
>back out, not showing up to any more recruiter appointments, don't care if he hates me, he's kinda a faggot anyway.
Dammit. as soon as something looks to good to be true, it is
/r9k/, i'm just smart enough to not be retarded.
If you're a military kind of guy then the US Military is your best bet; But don't be jew'd. Know what they're doing to you.
Trust me, the whole "free tuition and gibs" shit is just a fucking meme. With the amount of time you spend there, you may as well go be a fucking dishwasher or a janitor. You'd make just about the same amount of $$$ accept you can quit whenever you want and not have to worry about gay ass contracts. I mean they literally pay you about $8.00 an hour. It's not fucking worth it.
also the college tuition gibs suck. it is NOT a 100% guarantee that you'll be covered for all classes. It's some classes at some colleges, sometimes.
What the MSM/shills tell you
>AUGHHHHHHH THE MILITARY WILL KILL U! DON DO ET! IT IZ SOO BAD 4 U :(((((((
What the vets tell you
>Haha i don't regret it for a single second! It will make you a real Man (trademarked)
What the recruiter tells you
>Hey just do what you're told, be a dindu and follow orders and you gon' be gud
What it really is
>You are being deployed for 2 years, to do some safe and quiet manual labor for about minimum wage. Also congrats, you have a half paid scholarship to dick ass Community College
>>35484645
going to meps tomorrow. haven't actually read a single thing i've signed so far. Is there anything else you read other than college stuff? I don't really plan on ever going to school just want to do 20 years military then get out. How bad am I being jewed?
>>35484645
So why not tell us why you didn't do it?
The pay, I'm guessing? There's other jobs that offer even more money. Police maybe...
Convince me not to jack off
just jack off you pussy
>>35484578
Im not posting porn.
Fuck off /gif/ for that
do you honestly enjoy it?
when you finish do you think "hell yeah that was great"
how to find new youtube channels? youtube no longer has a new tab where you can see recently uploaded stuff
anyone know any good channels
I can't find anything new or fresh on youtube lately either so I kind of want to hear what r9k recomends.
Bonus points if it's not weeb shit or music
>>35484982
> not weeb shit or music
fucking thank you
>>35484982
Cow Chop is funny as fuck if you have just a bit of normie in you
Youtube Poopers are always great (cs188, Krobo Productions, BarneyIsPerverted, Avojaifnot, Geibuchan)
Are you high or low test?
i seen a huge ass this evening
>>35484381
low test, high estrogen (male)
low test low est i might as well just die
Found these lovely Victoria's Secret pantsu accidentally mixed in my laundry. Community laundry room; this happens often but I've never gotten a catch like this. It's usually socks. They have shit stains in them. Dubs decides what I do with them.
>>35484374
Fuck off mobile for sideways pictures. Let me have it lads, I know. I fucked up.
>>35484374
Soak pantsu in hot water for 10 minutes then drink it
>>35484465
This.
Origamianinaniani
Stop playing video games and your life with change for the better
>>35484295
i did and instead i was on 4chan 12 hours a day
>>35484295
No I don't think I will.
>>35484319
then stop going on the internet too
>30 year old former neet
>just got a job
>was a neet for 7 years
>parents forced me to get job
>shitty retail type thing
>can mind my buisness and not have to talk to co workers at the job
>anyway we have a "store dinner" at Outback Steakhouse, my parents are forcing me to go
>what should I do? How should I act, what to order etc...?
Should I try to tell jokes, or do some tricks or some shit so people will think im cool and have talent? Yes I posted this earlier but this is coming up asap and I need all the tips/advice.
>>35484189
Clean yourself up, be chill, have a casual conversation with at least one person and when someone chats you up try to keep it going. Order whatever you want.
Order any cut of steak, medium rare. Don't talk if you can avoid it. Speak only if spoken to, and keep your responses short, vague, and boring. This will reduce the risk of people continuing to talk at you.
>>35484189
what tricks can you do?
What were your "good old days"
The first six or seven years of my life, mostly downhill from there
Back when I unironically believed that I could be a professional football playerwhen I was 18.
>>35484151
when I was homeless at 19 I had some fun times
Are you a wolf in sheep's clothing aka "nice guy"? Why do men think it's okay to use such dishonest tactics with women?
>>35483937
I do not understand the question
I'm a wolf in tarresque's clothing.
>>35483937
Nope, because I avoid women now.