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>>35489200
If they did it wouldn't be called rape, dumbass.

>>35489200
yes they do but they dont want to admit it. and it being illegal turns them on even more

As with most things, only if its by Chad

>>35489026
I find the best parts of a cumming cock is the cum and the cock.

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>>35489046
I guess when I said best I meant most underrated, but the beauty is in the details.

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I like the way the cock twitches and throbs

>fail suicide
>public hospital has no beds
>parents get me into a cushy private hospital
>almost everyone there is there for extremely minor anxiety issues
>psychiatrist is a cunt
>call her a cunt
>wake up the next morning with a discharge form on my desk
They had nice cannelloni though
The moral of the story is don't stop taking your meds

I'm bipolar too, but bipolar two
Hah

>>35489117
There's other stuff too
>get put into anxiety therapy
>don't have anxiety
>ask my psychiatrist why I'm in anxiety therapy
>no straight answer
>she starts trying to diagnose me with all sorts of shit
>asks a fuckload of leading questions
>I clearly don't have whatever she's got in her head
>she's having none of it, correcting me if I give the "wrong" answer i.e. the one she's not looking for
>tell her she's not listening to me
>she ignores me
Went on for like 2 weeks before she decided I didn't want to get better so I shouldn't be there

It was a pretty funny place. Everyone'd get up at 7, go out and chain smoke for 3 hours, group at 10, lunch at eleven, go out and chain smoke until 2, group again, go out and chain smoke until dinner at 5, go out and chain smoke until bed time

>>35489023
The hospital was such a good place for me. Officializing a bogus diagnoses and barring me from my dream careers. Definitely come here if you want your rights stripped of you

glitter is not for eating, dummy
you're grounded for a week - no phone, no internet

What did I tell you about eating glitter?

are braces proof all men are pedos

>tfw permanent tinnitus at 27

Aside from depression/no gf, this is one reason to end it all.

>>35488904
That sucks bro.

I fucking hate the music jew

>>35488904
Same. Shit sucks man

>tfw it's 2017
>still no cure for tinnitus

Probably shouldn't have done that

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Procrastinating my eventual suicide.

Stay away from my tendies

Idk man they look pretty comfy.

>girls get to be comfy
>I get to see hot ass

What's the problem? Everyone wins.

>>35488657
The problem is the idiocy of it all. They bitch, moan and complain about "objectification" of women in the media, yet they walk around with their ass sticking out and claim it's because it's "comfy".

Besides, we all know they only wear that in hopes of attracting Chad, not losers like us.

They are comfy
t. guy that wears yoga pants

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>>35488318
my waifu is naoto and I don't know whether Rin is a best girl because I haven't played Katawa Shoujo.

Lilly will always be best girl

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>>35488318
>>35488378
Wrong, and wrong.

Hanako is the patrician's choice.

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>>35488247
>MY CAT IS FUCKING DEAD
good
I am happy your cat is dead

>>35488247
You have to sit on him until he dies

https://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/24409527

the redux

>>35488092
Girl, or girl (male)?

can you fuck off to a rate thread on /soc/

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>>35488092
if you used an irl id rate you but since thats from a thread from 2 nights ago i dont think i can rate a fagbot like you

No it's not.
Original

>>35488191
>No it's not.
it has been proven

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>>35488056
and their orgasms are so intense that they would literally KILL a man if he felt one, yet they're able to have multiple when we only get one

the only thing in life that brings me pleasure is jerking off and I can't even enjoy that fully

Pedophilia is natural, anon. Don't worry about it. Just stay away from CP, you don't wanna get yourself v&.

I think most people are this way, they're just too fucking spooked to organize and end this opressive culture.

>>35487980
Of course I know that, it's everyone else I'm worried about. Being so untolerated is taking its toll on me. The few normies who don't hate pedophiles on principle lose all sympathy when they find out I don't hate myself.

Yeah, but it usually it just comes out as saying "I wanna go home" over and over again loudly and in different ways. I don't know why I say that because I'm only ever alone when I'm home. I hit things more too.

You're not alone oregano

I talk to myself a lot when I'm alone and make retarded noises for no fucking reason, it's weird

You can never get over your oneitis.

>>35487495
I feared as much, Im really to fucking kms.

>>35487665
Do it soon or you'll dream about her nonstop.

So glad I stopped playing Overwatch

it takes an autistic person to want to play that slut bitch

don't understand how a fictional character can have a disability