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To get rid of them both

>Ywn make a girl moan your name
>Ywn have a girl brag about you
>Ywm be the man she deserves

Why live when it's not fair?

>>35474635
working on killing myself desu

>>35474426
that's cute fammm

>>35474426

Just keep doing it until the autism goes away.

>>35474426
Tell her you want to mieosis all over her cleavage furrow.

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>>35474403
>you set your plans in motion
>chad covers her in his lotion

>you shoot up the school
>Chad makes her drool

Captcha: road road

>you ask to have her on your phone
>chad makes her moan

I doubt that's you, OP.

But yes, that man is very handsome and I am envious. He probably can have pretty much any woman he wants.

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>tfw I used to look like this

Never lose hope.

>>35474495
HOLY SHIT. <3_<3

>>35474133
I too know, this feel.

And indeed, feels bad man.

nananananananananananana, bad man... Get it, like Bat man?...

Fuck off.

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>you missed the opportunity to be a 'victim' of /ss/

feels bad man, be careful posting /ss/ here though, jannies are anal and it's technically not allowed.

Nothing sexual is happening in this picture btw, clothes are on both parties. Just a mommy and her boy.

>tfw you could have become a chad if a bigger older woman had guided you from a young age and taught you how to be a man

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CIA, im CIA

>nothing in life is original

How the fuck can you have an opinion about it. It existed in all of history. Nothing you can do about it.

My dad says military intelligence is oxymoronic. He was in marine corps Intel.

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>>35474090
if you get diabetes then your pee will taste like sweet apple juice

>>35474090
if you were a femanon i would. I long for the day when a girl takes a huge log on my chest

If you are a qt grill I will take it

>>35474073
Are you fucking stupid ?
What makes you think that a person who can't even take care of himself would manage to engage a relation with a mentally ill girl ?

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I have this same feeling.

Where the gfs at?

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>>35474190
This.
These girls are fucking worse than regular ones.

>>35473972
>All white
pass

>>35474029
Go suck nigger cuck then fgt.

>>35473972
No polish policia gf to rough me up and lay down the law

>>35473860
eat atleast 500 calories every 2 hours.

t. former skeleton

include more semen in your diet

>>35473881
Did you get fat though? I'm skinny and want to gain weight but not want to become flabby.

>>35473576
ya! stoners wooohoo ya!

Mods... Please delete this thread

fuckstoners

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ayy hejn

>>35473438
He probably thinks you don't know what it means so you could just play ignorant

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>>35473463
>He probably thinks you don't know what it means so you could just play ignorant

it's a woman
also I took two semesters of Japanese so she probably knows that I know what it means

>>35473438
wink suggestively at your nipponese prof

I am permanently stuck as well. Being stunted truly is strange.

2006 was the best year and I'm fucking staying there.
Watching Seinfeld and playing Gamecube, I don't need the future.

>>35473389
I wish we could all play games and laugh in comfy room closed off from time and space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skDrkzEsc-8

>>35473321
Do we?
oreganoriginal

>>35473321

I certainly don't care.

>>35473321
>"ASIAN WOMEN BELONG TO THE WHITE MAN!!"

t.autistic /pol/ weeb

You are ironically and unironically fag

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>>35473179
>tfcw ironically and unironically have sucked a dick
gay

What the hell does that even mean dude?