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Is Ice Poseidon /our guy/? 2017-03-12 09:23:16 Post No.35477371
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Is Ice Poseidon /our guy/?
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For me, Ice Poseidon is the king of robots. He is the living proof that even robots can become succesful. He is:
>autistic
>sperg
>beta
>completely self-unaware
>gamer
Despite all this, he became extremely succesful. Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
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He's also tall, has good teeth, and has a deep voice. Last night some chick just came up to him and started making out. Alpha features outweigh beta thoughts.
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any reckful/mitch/whoever era here boys?
fuck i love twitch, i dont anything will top the pokemon go stream reckful got 56k viewers on and got on the news
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>>35477408
Those girls were hookers/leechers man, couldn't you figure that out hahaha, No hate though <3
How do we stop the Asian man from taking all our cuties? There are billions of them.
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Don't care. Asian women are better looking. Someone else can save the white race
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They're producing mixed babes for us to fuck. Unlike with blacks who produce welfare monkeys.
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White guys did it to themselves. They kept bashing how inferior Asian guys are to the point where Asian guys ended up being the cool underdogs now.
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I have psychosis.
Dp/dr.
Basically, sometimes, I feel like the world is fake and hazy or I'm fake and hazy. It's scary when both happen together, that's when the real fun starts.
So I said to my doc, "please be honest, am I crazy?" He said no. He said that if I was truly insane I wouldn't even comprehend that these feelings are not true and it's just in my head. Which I indeed do, I don't believe the world is fake I just think my brain is fucked.
What do you autists think?
Do I belong in the loony bin?
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Acknowledgement is a good start.
You don't belong in the looney bin, yet.
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>"I have psychosis."
Nah, you don't. Self-diagnosing like that is tantamount to those tumblr users who purport to be afflicted with mental illness.
>So I said to my doc, "please be honest, am I crazy?" He said no.
>He said no.
>no.
There's your answer. From a professional. Not robots. An actual doctor.
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>>35477807
>Nah, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
Same doc who said I'm not insane.
I take zyprexa for it.
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I told them about the steel 2017-03-12 09:21:19 Post No.35477328
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I told them about the steel
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The words rushed out,
The car rushed foreward,
My mind rushed about,
My nails rushed over my skin,
Scratching, pinching, tearing,
"I liked it,"
He told me I was scaring
him.
Why did I do it? I wish I had bottled it
and throw it into my cooler,
of icy water bottles filling to the brim
bursting
Now I have nothing to consumate
my hate
She told me about a substitute
she said it would shoot
my mind up with the excitement
I was now addicted to.
Now my head lies in that same icy water.
I need air.
My mind tells me that I need air more than pain.
I ignore him.
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What the actual fuck am i reading
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>>35477484
I think its poetry?
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>>35477328
Shit man this was pretty raw
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Can we have a drugs thread?
Specifically can we talk about how incredible benzos are?
I just want to be comfy. Let's talk.
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benzo bump
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Never tried benzos. Might try etizolam in the future but desu I am a little scared of them.
I've been smoking weed all day everyday for some time now.
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>>35477324
Im going on some beachfront trip by myself for a weekend for church. It said no drugs or alcohol, but medicine is fine. What is the best stuff that I can Robotrip on?
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r9k has no topic, and you can't post the same thing twice, right? So why do I see the same shit everyday?
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Because the mods are retarded.
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because 4chan is contrarian.
try to hold a good thread about videogames on /v/
or anime in /a/
or music in /mu/
and i could go on.
Only the boards about porn fulfill their function
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Anyone going to school, doing well in life, or financially dependent? How's it going? Wanna describe it and any advice you have?
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I'm not doing well in life but I have some savings, so I guess that could be considered good financially speaking. My trick is not spending money on anything. Eat suicide tier meals. Drive a suicide tier car. Don't ever go outside other than going to wageslave. It works pretty well.
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>>35477337
How much do you have?
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>>35477352
$60,000. It might not seem like much but keep in mind I've saved that working close to minimum wage for 5 years.
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Is dating a trans person degenerate?
I just want love and affection, a trans person can give me that right?
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>>35477287
No, it's not degenerate.
It is so hard to date as a transgender person because of the potential violence you face and that generally people think it's gross.
I'm dating now but I had to stop presenting as the other gender and got completely back into the closet because it disgusts him.
I want love so bad that I agreed to it.
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>>35477336
I might date a trans person
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Tell me what its like to be a rich NEET.
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Pretty great. I honestly don't know how wagecucks do it. Even the entire idea is repellent.
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>>35477256
you feel reassured at first, but then start to miss being sociable
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Eh, it's more fun getting there than actually dropping out. Generally, even with a seven figure portfolio, you have to be careful with your spending and taxes are a special hell.
Also, inflation slowly eats your earnings, which is a bitch.
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>be at age where females are hot
>be ugly, fat and acne ridden
>thanks to some miracle become attractive
>females your age are all ugly and used up
Why?
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>>35477237
Because you got to fuck younger females. Was it that hard ?
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You're not supposed to fuck women your age, retardski. Saged for asking such a stupid question instead of going out and fucking the 18-year-olds desperately searching for older men.
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>>35477376
Forgot to sage, actually. It's pointless now but I'll do it anyway to compensate.
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How to an hero given the following constraints?
>can't buy a gun
>too stupid to properly tie a noose
>don't have a car
>too autistic to get drugs
>don't live in an area with tall buildings
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>>35477218
Live everyone who has ever lived has died. Easy solution really you myst ve stupid if you didn't realize youre killing yourself right now!
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Poor man's suicide
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>>35477603
He's asking for a quick death Einstein.
>>35477218
Truth is desu if there was an easy solution it would be widespread.
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Guys i got a gf :)
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good job man way2go
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>>35477212
how did you do it
Teach us your ways
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>>35477212
Green text, green text, sempai sama!
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Just think of how many hours you've wasted on the CAPTCHA 2017-03-12 09:14:08 Post No.35477203
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Just think of how many hours you've wasted on the CAPTCHA
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Just think of how many hours you've wasted on the CAPTCHA
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>35477203
get a pass faggot
https://www.4chan.org/pass
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>>35477203
>click all images of whatever
>click all of them
>the one changes again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>instructions say to remove plastic cover from the noodle cup before cooking it in the microwave
>leave it on
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>set the TV volume at 15
>can hear it clearly at 12
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>Get told by supermarket cashier to have a nice day
>Don't.
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>guy stops me and asks if I want to join a bible study
>ignore him and keep walking
/satanic/
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Hate thread! I think the last one died. What do you anons hate? Let it out!
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I hate slavs.
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>>35477188
Interesting anon, why is that?
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>>35477177
Bump bump bump lslskss