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>>35480819
You did it wrong, faggot.

>>35480819
Melancholy me
Except dipped in melanin
The worst perfect crime

INFJ male reporting in

Fuck knows what that means

I ethier get INTJ or ENTJ every time I've taken it

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INTJ here
I get different results every few months

>>35480804
why would a robot have a (((sense of fashion)))?

>>35480804
Why did you post Sal?

>>35480804
Sal has a pretty dope fashion sense,but Q's is better.

I haven't had my life-changing dosage of absurdity yet.

>>35480813
I did.
It was sweet

>>35480666
It's not written kaftka.
Done, Satan.

>>35480635
Love lasts like 2 years, anon, so you just need to murder/suicide after 2 years and you're golden.

>>35480693
What does that even mean? Golden for what? Afterlife?

>>35480632
He needs to hop on my dick

>>35480677

*bunny is not for sexual

>>35480632
GO BAAAAACK TO REEEEEEDDIIIIIIT!
not original

This is why Dad left you, Mom.

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>>35480614
>you're a fucking loser and no girl will ever date you
Tell me something i didn't know yet

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>>35480614
>tfw no tsundre gf who pretends like she doesn't want to date me

why is she so perfect?

in Spanish there is "mamacita" used in sexual ways

>>35480581
hell fuckin no

they dont like it when you call them mistress either which sucks but whatever all women are whores

>>35480658
basically this

>tfw no gf to stroke my hair and tell me I'm a good boy while I lay my head on her lap

Why does my gf have a penis.

>>35480570
>swim around him
>drink up the piss so that no one notices
>whisper to him that he needs to retuck because his penis is showing
>when we get home give another lecture about drinking more water because his urine is clearly not a healthy color of flavor

>>35480656
gaafhsytrjnzyjrykmjtrsyjmn

>>35480516
what store?
post contact i wanna link desu

Go to sleep wagie. My bennies ain't gonna pay themselves innit?

>>35480593
All you need to know is, it isn't very good.

>>35480510

what the fuck are you talking about, I was just showing you my recent purchase, you expect me to gift you something this expensive just out of blue, you seem to have unrealistic expectations about our friendship.

Sorry but I feel that your misjudgement has dissipated whatever friendship we had and I can no longer be in the same room as you.

cya roastie.

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>>35480510
No problem girl. In fact, go buy yourself a new house. Go buy your mother a house.

You're smart. You're loyal.

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>>35480510
no problem anon, just remember our deal to help me fulfill my cuck fetish

Bump. I know you fucks are getting free dollardoos from the government.

very important question, where do you live?
if it's the united states, the answer is, you don't.

>go to doctor
>get aspie/autismo diagnosis
>Google the rest

>>35480458
you actually can't

>>35480458
vipassana meditation, not kidding

meditate until you find nirvana
then kick the bhudda in the nuts

>>35480450
I would argue that W is even more useless

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>>35480489
>I would argue that W is even more useless
*I wovld argve that vv is even more vseless

fixed that for yov

>>35480443
Never fall in love at all.
It's unecessary and possibly harmful for both sides.

>>35480443
its the worst when they loved you once but they dont anymore and they also dont even want to speak to you

>>35480443
Never fall in love at all.
Worst is when you fall in love and she reciprocates, but suddently she "gets bored" and you realise that your love was one-sided, so all your plans and dreams go to shit while she moves on to the next guy, as you're too depressed to do anything for weeks.