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What happened to NEET posting?
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they got jobs
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>>35483092
we do it whenever we want
not when normies like you are browsing
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I've lost everything my fellow anons. I have no one to talk to. I'm all alone, all i have is my music. Everyone i know either ignores me or just doesn't care enough to even text back. I'm always the one who has to text first, at this point finding a gf is damn near impossible. Everything looks so damn black and empty, people tell me to stop looking and let it come to you. Well how can I let it come to me when there is nothing there at all? How can I know it even exists if I stop looking. I've lost all my friends, I've lost myself. I dont know what to do, an hero sound so great but i dont want to, not because im scared but because of the damaging affect it will have on my family. Im so fucking gone and i don't even know myself anymore.
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>>35482972
welcome to the club. also normalfags give the worst advice, don't listen to them
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>waaaaaaa muh no gf muh 20-something college student problems
You know nothing of true suffering, normalswine.
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their reproductive organs are used more than brains
Don't you understand this life is a prison to your spirit?
These tinder phaggot and sloots will reap what they sow
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>>35482922
I can't escape though
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>>35482948
Nobody can that's the matrix of things
There is only one way out
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>>35482922
why did you delete the image?
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ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
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Come one come all, step right up and win a chance to be my girlfriend!
>No prior experience required
>Flexible hours
>Comprehensive benefit packages
>That chick who fucked a horse need not apply
>Team oriented mindset a must!
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I thought you were gay anon...
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Pls no in a sad cat kind of original manner
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How do I use a stolen credit card to get bitcoins?
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>>35482829
>How do I use a stolen credit card to get bitcoins?
that's a great idea honestly
idk
good luck
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>>35482829
Considering all the major sites require scanned photo ID, you don't.
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>be me 6 years ago
>meet a girl a couple of years younger than me on xbox live
>fast forward to a week or so ago
>she sends me a message on xbox saying she misses me
>send her my skype
>ff today
>add her on skype and see that she's hot as fuck
>flirt with her and she seems to respond well
>send her pics of my butt
>she shows me her tits and ass
>says that if we ever meet irl we're gonna fuck
>she's calling me daddy and I'm calling her princess
I'm a KV btw.
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>>35482717
Kek don't tell me you are actually falling for this
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>>35482717
>send her pics of my butt
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>>35482748
this sounds pretty normal
you must just be extra autistic
has she seen your face OP?
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>nearly spring
>will soon be able to go on comfy night walks around your comfy suburban neighborhood without freezing
pleasantly excited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSrlygyhi4&t=250s
we need a break from all the depressing shit, let's make this the comfiest thread on /r9k/
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>>35482681
I live off $1,500 monthly so I can't relate...
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>Sometimes think about taking a walk through the apartment complex at night but I'm worried people will get scared or I'll get attacked or something
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>>35482730
relate to what exactly? i don't even have an income
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>Procrastinated joining the military
>didn't join the marines in 07 and stack dead sand nigs to the sky
>will never get to die a mans death
>too old to join now and there's no war going on
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I wonder if they'd take me at age 26.
My health's not the best but I could nail the ASVAB and pass a fitness test for sure.
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>>35482670
I didn't know you could be too old for the army... Unless you were like 50+... Anyways, joining the army/military in any situation involving combat is gay as fuck. Even if it was a combat role, you're most likely not going to kill anyone.
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>>35482716
depends on the branch, Air Force, Navy and Coast guard are so popular they turn people away constantly and I knew a couple of people that had to wait almost 2 years to get in.
Went to the neighbors and ate, then the thread died. but we're back in business.
ballbusting couple providing (you)s to all and letting others vent
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bloompadibump
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trying to bump with content not many have seen before.
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its always interesting seeing which robots love degeneracy and which ones seem to absolutely hate it
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For those interested.
I have a dubtrackroom which i play music on while im at work all day.
Feel free to join me and hang.
Play whatever you like.
This is more if a hanging out comfy room
Www.dubtrack.fm/join/doodlewang
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Bumping for comfy room
Will be on for next 4 hours
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>>35482557
I would but it looks like you need an account
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Does anyone have any good suggestions for podcasts?
I like Ricky Gervais podcast, and I used to like the Rooster Teeth one before them became obnoxious and un-entertaining.
Tried Joe Rogan, but it always just descends into Joe talking about himself and the guest not getting anything in.
I liked the style of 99% invisible, I like the kind of informational podcasts, but 99% invisible rarely covers stuff I'm interested in.
I'm looking for interesting podcasts or funny ones that aren't Reddit style humour.
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>>35482553
Drunken Peasants Podcast
This isn't one of their podcasts but I thought it was funny. https://youtu.be/nOIQWUyxf0c
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>>35483122
The fedora faggot that shoved a banana up his arse?
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>>35482553
L I M E T O W N N I G G A
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>tfw Im a tranny and I love anal sex
>tfw I had the cleaning prep
>tfw douching is super inconvenient and not sexy at all
>tfw I never masturbate as a result except for using a vibrator on the tip of my dick
anyone else have this problem?
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>>35482519
no you filth get out go to fag board and post this
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go to lbgt to talk about ass washing.
your right it isn't sexy, it's almost like the ass is not a sex organ and pushing on your prostate still doesn't make it one
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>>35482593
I guess I should go to lgbt... I'm just usually too scared to venture off this board
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*Blocks your path*
You're lost little guy?
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>>35482485
i want her to choke me with her roided clit :3
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I whip my dick out and beat it while she watches.
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>>35482485
>You're lost little guy?
not since I found you~fuck my ass please senpai
>be me
>12
>common juvenile delinquent
>smoked ciggaretz, occasionally got drunk or high
>my parents were rich
>I never got caught so they thought I was an angel child
>they always give me money when I ask
whenever I got a 5 or a 10 and some 1s, I would hide the 1s under my couch
>keep mooching money off my parents
>after a few months I had $80
>make sure it never went under $40 in case of emergencies
>never stop mooching off my parents until i was 16
>when I was 16 I had $2600 under that couch
I was a Jew since my first dick hair
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They knew OP
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I wish I did this when I had my dad's credit card info and we had plenty of money. If I would have known you can send money to people on PayPal with a card I would have just saved a bunch of money.
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>>35483266
that's actual theft
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School feels thread? Most of my feel memories come from school days
>group project time
>just do it by myself
>hear some chads behind me chuckling
>"look he's doing it by himself"
>second chad says "why don't you work with him"
>"haha yeah right"
>they call stacy over
>"why don't you go work with anon, stacy? He's all by himself"
>"Eww, that loser? I'd rather die."
>they all start laughing
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>group project
>i stopped doing work in math the second month of highschool
>last day of project
>of course I've done nothing
>starts with one girl helping me do a few problems
>literally like 6 kids including Chads and Stacys help me finish a week long project in 15 minutes
>they didn't ask me if I needed help or anything they just kinda did it for me for literally no fucking reason
>turn it in
>ALL THAT WORK WAS POINTLESS CAUSE I DIDN'T DO WORK IN THAT CLASS ANYWAYS
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I hated school so much
>fake people
>dumbasses who didn't know anything
>pussies who whined about everything
>people who thought they knew everything
>factory hour schedule
>retarded teachers who you questioned how they got their degrees
Home school is beat school
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>Joking and laughing with friends
>Chad on the table opposite turns and says
>"Look at him, he thinks he's funny!"
>He and his cohorts begin laughing
>Notice I'm uncomfortable and just stare at me, making me feel worse
>Eventually I've had enough, get up and say
>"Why are you fucking staring at me, do you want to suck my cock or something?"
>Chad is lost for words as a beta responds to him
You know, he never looked at me again in that class. I think he died a few years ago on a toilet with a heroin needle in his arm or something.