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>>35484172
>going to the gym ever

Fuck off normal scum.

>>35484194
I workout exclusively in my sanctum, thanks.

My entire class died? Hope I don't get blamed for the school shooting.

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>>35484039
Okay.
>>35484086
Yes.

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>>35484039
Feels good. I'm glad he died painfully, too.

No, just you. I can get behind armpits tho

>elbow
No.
>armpit
Yes.

>>35484022

Elbow skin when your arm is fully extended reminds me of nutsack.

*plays butt like bongo*
HOW'S THIS FOR KNOCKING

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>women this attractive exist
>They would never even consider fucking you
>They would probably ignore you entirely
>They don't even really consider you human
I didn't ask for these feels

>>35484079
>no tits
>pale skin
>has a face of a young boy

Why do you have such shit taste?

you need to realize its basically the same group of 9-10 people spam posting the same shit every day. they're true autists.

>worried about the lord
>being a 4chan poster at all

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>>35483886
>affronts to the lord

Dude what..fuck ya especially if its like my fathers home, the have a free bar

>>35483880
well they earn it though, you could kill yourself if you don't want life tho

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>>35483880
It's not free and basically the same thing as a hospital except the medical tests.

If you're extremely handicapped they have homes like those, but those are for the low functioning autists or vegetables in wheelchairs

At the end of the day, urine simply isn't that mysterious. .

Go to fetlife or some pissfetish site, find a place where degenerates congregate

Idk, I spent last night bearing off to that thiqqq girl that posts on the pissing thread on /soc/. It was in that moment I realized I had to stop watching porn and wacking it.

I am not g0ing to d0 anything ab0ut it

I'm hoping she beats the odds, but i foresee a gravestone in a few years. I will mourn her loss

>>35484250
Plenty of beating, just not beating odds.

Ade you want me to do WHAT???

I don't see what's so taboo about waking up at 7:30pm and ordering so much food you pass out again

>>35483776
Did you post years ago? I think I remember you desu

>>35483776
uh
w-what kind of stuff do you crush
or do you mean literal shit

>>35484379
We crush bugs.

piss off weeb

>>35483772
if you weigh more than 150lbs as a girl or 175lbs as a boy you legally cant own this

i'm not what you think i am, neither of those

which do you like? i like the yellow but i can't tell, i like pink too? but then again the yellow interior (tan goldish) kind of ruins it... i wish it was yellow all over. i like yellow > pink but i can't decide!!!!!! help?!?!?! is the interior a dealbreaker?!

Not much because I just have sex with teens now. Feels good to not be an Americuck.

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>>35483703
A lot.
>tfw regret not experiencing teenage friendships too

You can't regret not experiencing something

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>>35483701
I spend >12 hours a day on /r9k/ and I have never heard of this person before

>>35483701
I have no idea who this is nor do I care, since when did /r9k/ get filled with histrionics?

>>35483701
Phil Collins band? Invisible Touch?

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Sorry I dont have much but I like rural areas

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gotta go have to shit

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>>35483751
nice very nice scene

Bump
My threads really haven't been doing well lately

>>35483621
jimmy aet world
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