Why are girls fucking disgusting? Why do they stick dildos up their cunts and asses and then LICK the dildo clean? It's like a guy eating his own cum. Nasty!
>>35485290
>he doesn't eat his own cum
FUCKING NORMALFAG
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>35485322
Oh, you to? Cheers!Ill be in your dreams
Something Not Original
>>35485274
I've done it.
I beat /r9k/
They say they mute you if you post "something not original"
Well guess what.
I win.
congratulations anon you broke the system
>>35485274
Something not OriginaI
>tfw no dominant antifa gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFTxAgrY7VI&feature=youtu.be
>>35485255
>Antifa
Why would I want an antifa anything
>tfw you will never be attacked by an antifa girl so you could legally defend yourself
Why does he kill Pepe?
>>35485191
he did it because you are braindead redditor
>>35485191
Because both he and Pepe know what needs to be done. There is only one way forward.
>>35485232
Will /r9k/ ever do the same to /pol/?
>2017
>Not being on NoFap, NoAir, NoWindows10, & NoPoo
You're not gonna make it
2017 is still the year of /nofap/
I'd suggest people get on board /nowindows10/ but you're silly, anon. People still gotta breathe and poop
>>35485353
>People still gotta breathe and poop
>>35485087
I'm going to go no internet next month. I think that's the real solution.
todokete setsuna sa ni wa
namae wo tsukeyo ka ____ ________
>>35485072
sumimasen
wakarimasen
kanji ha hitsuyou nanda
snow halation!
3/13/17 IT WILL HAPPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35485056
please come in here with me
>>35485056
what will happen
orgeonalalalala
>>35485100
my dad turns 50
not op
>make post asking what people smoke on here
>get told its stupid and makes life shorter
>people say theyd like to not be alive here
???
i dont smoke much maybe 5 cigs a day and its great what are you smoking?
Cigarettes are a horrible way to die
Turkish Royals are my shit
>>35485054
Cigarettes are for faggots. If you want to die, do it quick or on some sort of real fun drug. Tobacco ain't do shiiieeiit
>>35485054
damiana, in an attempt to quit tobacco
>thanks for taking me out to the park uncle anon! haha what.. what are you staring at, hmm? :)
>>35484863
where is your tail, doggo?
>>35484876
It's in his bum
>>35484896
that's not where tails go, doggo
Have you gone through second puberty yet, cutebois?
What age did it start for you?
>>35484810
>Have you gone through second puberty yet, cutebois?
this
>>35484810
>What age did it start for you?
it hasn't started for me yet :c
why is it that I feel happy while wageslaving?
Because one must imagine Sisiphus happy.
>>35484898
camusfagg
nice
Do you deal with customers? I now hate mexicans
Can you guys check if i screwed up my transcription
Heres the audio
https://clyp.it/ztjljib1
And im not sure what she says at "judiciating"
>>35484800
>high
change to hi
>migration law
immigration law
>to qualify for this waver
waiver
>judicating
adjudicating
>being a good moral character
being OF good moral character
>>35485062
damn damn damn, thanks for the check. i need to get better at this
>>35485062
wait she says migration law in the beggining, am i wrong?
>1k cal burger at 5 Guys
>670 cal shake + whipcream+ oreo and caramel mix ins dont know how many cals this is
>large fries 1314 calories not including the gallon of ketchup I used
>2984k+ calorie meal
>havent even had 2nd dinner
How do you tiny bellies do it when theres so much delicious in the world?
thats not a lot desu
>>35484751
>having incredible cravings for little caesers deep deep dish pepe-roni
>its 3040 calories and I can easily eat the whole thing and still feel hungry
>>35484751
>>35485161
YOU FATSHITS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING GET OFF MY BOARD
Who /giveup/ here?
yeah, don't even apply for job anymore
dont give up friend. you can make it.
>survived overdose
>broke fan hanging myself
I need a 100% way out
cant be a gun
>Be me, drinking with my friend/crush on holiday
>Have feelings for her, she might feel something back, its complicated
>Haven't seen her in a while, shes different than she used to be
>She drinks more, she hooks up with random guys, smokes, sad most of the time, eating junk food all day, etc.
>She wasn't like that before
>Miss that shy, quiet girl that would make me feel happy
>Anyways, were drinking and she gets shit faced
>LightWeight.exe
Continue??
Will continue to post, just getting this off my chest helps a little bit
>>35484725
>I take care of her because fuck it, i dont mind
>Try walking home from bar to hotel
>Get halfway and she breaks down
>Says she still loves her ex
>He used her for money, sex, and then left her out of nowhere
>Reassure her that hes a cunt, didn't deserve her, whatever
>Then she says he left her because she has cancer..
>>35484856
Literally wtf, it took me a minute to process that
>Diagnosed months earlier
>Coincides with sudden change in behavior
>She also says she might be pregnant
>Reason for why she might be eating shitty when she used to be fit and work out
>Has a small belly, blames it on food but idk anymore
>Shes been drinking alot
>Says she'll abort it when we get home
>Basically has a break down and tells me all of this