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Why do you hate tying women up so much?
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I've never tried. It looks hard. I don't know how to man.

I am also very weak, so unless I told her to please not struggle beforehand, I wouldn't be able to tie her up.
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>>35485897
because i want to be the one getting tied up
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>>35485897
I don't have the man power required to do so.

>don't like white girls
>they're the only kind of girls who like me
What the fuck? Why can't I meet a black girl who likes me ;_;
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Why can't I meet any girl that likes me
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>>35485931
you would have to meet girls first
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>>35485840
>being a picky fuck despite easily getting white qts
kys

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Check this shit out. Also, poop general.
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>>35485799
decent turd. color seems a little bit light.
what is with the rectangle toilet?
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>>35485799
>poop general
Why do I still come here?


Originally
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>>35485799
why is your toilet a fucking square?

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So are robots underlings/the lowest of the low? because if you achieve what the robot aim is: to get a gf, you graduate, and everyone tells you to leave
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>>35485798
Why are you posting a picture of Smiles?! Smiles is pure, and doesn't need to be dragged through the wretches of robot hell.
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why does smiles always stare off to the right at the shrine she's made of herself
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>>35485798
I want to benis that woman

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Today I met my former bully from middle school/hs.

This fucker for some unknow reason to me think that we are ol' good friend now. He made my life unbearable in school and now when we pass by he was like
>omg anon, I have not seen you since...
>blalalal


What the fuck is wrong with those people?
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>>35485682

He bullied you cause he likes you. He probably wants to fug your virgin boipucci. Do it!
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>>35485682
often bullies think they're just joking around, and that the victim is in on the joke.
so to you, he was making your life hell
to him, he was having a laff with you.

tell him he's human shit and you'll see him in hell

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Checking if I'm banned friendos

How was your day today /r9k/?
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recovering from getting high the first time yesterday. got a bit too fucked up... feeling sober now is wonderful lmao
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okay ive been home alone since yesterday morning because my grandma is in the hospital for high blood pressure

shits been pretty chill though just very quiet

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How to find an alt-right girlfriend, /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMrzh-7LA8
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>>35485625
She seems insufferable as fuck
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He looks pretty short...
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>>35485869
>doesn't mention height

kek

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I bring you guys Autism Turtle
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Here is another Autism Turtle
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Third one, moar Autism Adventures
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More, getting darker here

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if you're 20+ and a KHHV with no relationships or sexual experience ever, should you just give up?

is it even possible to fix it? I cannot imagine someone wanting to be in a relationship with me for any reason
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here I posted a fixed version
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>>35485593
if you're 20+ then you are too old for the young innocent love
you will have chances, but they will be with used goods and women who will drop you and take your money with them
you will have to constantly be alert to make sure that they aren't going to screw you over or accuse you of something and have you thrown in jail
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>>35485593
Don't worry, I feel you. I'm also terrified of not being able to find a pure relationship even though I'm one year and a half younger than you.
If you're looking for a KHHV like you chances fall dramatically, obviously, but you still have a chance.
I know it's too late for me, I don't have any chances where I am, but you don't have to give up hope yet. Keep trying. The best things are always hard to get.

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HOLI HAI!!1!1!1!1!!!
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anon, are you ok originally?
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>>35485555
Ehh yep :)))

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Why dont flat assed girls just do squats? i see alot of pretty faced girls with flat asses....
They can cure their flat ass with just doing squats

the most unattractive thing in this world is a women with a flat ass

Also why do some chads even fuck flat assed girls? ive seen chads go for flat assed girls why do they do this ?
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>>35485475
Chads are happy to fuck most girls.
they only gf/wife the top-tier ones, though
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>>35485492
Chad here, not true. I won't even respond to white girls or <6/10 (same thing amirite?!).
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>>35485537
nice try, anon on /r9k/ pretending to be chad

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YES, I plan on starting a thread that lasts forever, keep bumping up to the top and this dream may be a reality, only problem; it's on /r9k/ so you can't just go "bump"

let's see what happens in this social experiment.
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>>35485465
There's a bump limit you colossal retard. saged
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>>35485465
okay that sounds like a really cool idea dude but what about the bump limit
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No. delet this or dog dieds.

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If women didn't exist, life would truly be horrible

I want a gentle and loving girl to be my soulmate
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>>35485416
>if women didn't exist life would be truly good
Fixed
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>>35485416
I think it would be about the same. You would lose physical sex, but you would also lose all of the destruction and heartache they bring so it kind of balances out. We would still have 2D girls though, so not much would change for us.
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>>35485453

t. fag

origitano

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Hey robots! I hope you're enjoying your evening. If you find you have a lot of spare time, why not learn something new? You could pick up the basics of a language, learn to draw, learn about history, science, math, or coding. There's a lot of free resources on the internet that are high quality and some are even fun.

We have a discord group where we help encourage each other and study different things, if you'd like to join here is the link: https://discord.gg/WJq7wJw

Some helpful websites include:
www.edx.org free courses
www.coursera.org free courses
www.duolingo.com pick up a foreign language
www.khanacademy.com videos on many subjects that are short and entertaining
www.drawabox.com learn to draw

Have fun and happy learning!

http://coursefriends.wikia.com/wiki/Coursefriends_Collegiate_Academy_Wiki

Our wiki has links to learning resources for various topics, feel free to check it out!
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I joined a while ago and it was pretty much just people learning math, I think only one other guy was attempting to learn a language.

Has this changed?
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labi here, , comma
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fuck off let me free

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Where were you when you realized there is no mercy or justice for the weak and only the strong and bold win?
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>>35485323
Am I shadowbanned or just such a bad poster nobody ever replies to me?
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>>35485323
I was at the SJW convention comparing clit size with the other purple-haired commies.

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