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>>35486416
yea, well, i mean, they're right there. honestly, they're nothing special.

>>35486416
>unattractive girls that think they're hot

the worst

burnt like a crisp

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>>35486394
>When women cheat, it's because they have no agency (meaning, no control over their actions).
True, for the most part they have the mental capacity of children
>When men cheat, it's because the girl is hotter than their girlfriend and they've gotten bored.
False, its because men are pathetic sex fiends that will fuck just about anything

CHEATING is NEVER okay
/thread/

Its a result of the male-driven societies that have dominated the Earth for thousands of years. In human society it is the men who have controlled and hunted. The bread winners. And especially in 1st World, Western, societies this has produced a pretty sad state towards Women. Where they have become entitled to their status. They strive not to better themselves when they can just find the next guy in line to tell them they are pretty. It is why they cheat and nowadays, treat most men like dirt. Theyre all looking for that 6ft muscle blown model with a 9" penis and a 6 figure bank account. Too bad those comprise less than 0.001% of western populations. Then they turn ~30 and the ones who havent knocked up some poor SOB into taking care of them lose out and become washed up.

>>35486389
I'm responding to this thread only because of the crimson ghost in your image.

Misfits was a good band when Danzig was still part of it. Jerry Only managed to completely ruin the band. The only good thing he did was release the box set.

I also punched a hole in the wall once, because I kept dying in a video game. I wish I weren't this way but I get angry. It can't be helped

drugs are... just the best.

>>35486372
>Just came back from a trip to Japan where I stayed exclusively in a 5 star hotel that normally costs 900 dollars a night
how rich r u

>>35486372

How does one escape wage cuckery?

>>35486883
Not very it was free

Chase hyatt credit card gives you free nights at any hyatt in the world as a sign on bonus

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I play tabletop games. Pokemon trading card game and roleplaying game campaigns. Just started a MYFAROG adventure, the rulebook is a little autistic but the setting is funny and I like the way combat resolves.

>>35486336
Sounds healthy enough

Im confused.
I wish I weren't but I know enough to know that I am.

Constantly confused by everything after thinking about them too hard.
Like when a word looks funny or loses meaning when you roll it around too much.

That 'word' in this case is every waking thought.
You think, and you think about the thought.

My insanity, is not from my repeating actions.
Its from my thoughts.

I'm literally figuring this out as I write it.
Maybe I've known this whole time, and had some fear of making it real by physically articulating it.
But I am now.

It isnt just an abstract control center behind a brick wall any more.

>I can dress differently if I wanted to
But I don't want to

>I can eat differently if I wanted to
>could talk differently
>etc etc etc
>I could pack up and go anywhere because im friendless and homeless
>famililess
>ness?
But I dont want to.
I can no longer say I do not know what I want.

I want to be okay
And I want to be happy.

But my mind and its infinite nature.
Its inescapable circular logic like a glitched computer.

It wont let me.

My mind tore me apart.

And its pretty fucking gay.

What's worse is the pointlessness of it all.
Even if someone understood this.
A fraction of this.

It wouldn't change anything.
Even being able to describe this finally gives me no satisfaction.
But I can't stop posting these thoughts for any other reason but 'I wanted to at the time'.

It's useless wasted time.
Wasted space.
And I hate things without use or purpose.

Why do something that goes against some involuntary principle I inexplicably have?

It confuses me.
A lot of things do.

There are people
I think they're looking at the walls of unhinged text I'm pumping out.

They are the urban types.
The ones that glorify violence and morally questionable activity.

They're talking about a form of hedonism I do not respect.

If they see what i'm writing the character I've created here will be undone.

Holy shit I'm so lonely

>>35486502
Yeah this is basically my life and then people are like "you need to get out more" and say you should be more social and hang out

Like what the fuck do you want me to do I don't get invited to stuff like you do.

>>35486635
Im so sick of this shit. The entirety of my life has been spent watching glimpses of other people living their lives.

Why aren't we invited, anon? Why do we have to miss out?

>>35486161
Well, for people like us, time only exists in two forms. Now and not-now. We think we have a lot of Now and not-now is forever away, but that's not the case.

To be honest, we probably have a really big problem with time perception.

Either way, the only thing left is to kill ourselves unless there is a realistic solution for this that doesn't involve sucking out your soul by making a kajillion items in a to do list and an ultraspecific schedule.

I used to do that for a while, but that made me want to kill myself so much that I probably am going to.

It's a form of protest I think. If you really don't want to do something you'll find anything else to do besides that thing. Your brain works in wondrous ways to help itself function properly, and doing shit it doesn't want to do is bad for your overall stress levels,so your brain says no way and diverts you away

>>35486161
>tfw 10 word paper due in 5 years. how fucked am i /b/?

seriously though, i do this too. i'm not sure how much of a problem it is, as long as you can produce some sort of finished product.

>>35486122
>what is your excuse?
not a snail

>>35486122
I'm not a hermaphroditic garden snail
I'M A HUMAN BEING GOD DAMN YOU

If there was only 1 girl who could breed with me in the world, she would probably still choose to be lonely

Go read the book the movie is based on and see how your perception of him is slowly broken by each page you read

>>35486301
Noooo I prefer my delusion to despair

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>>35486301
>Go read the book the movie is based on and see how your perception of him is slowly broken by each page you read
why?

>>35486052
I don't want to psychologically affect my nephew the way my dad's suicide affected me.
I'll probably wait until he's an adult to disappear.

>>35486052
i'm just too much of a pussy to actually kms i guess

There are still other fun things in life; I remind myself that I have it pretty good compared to some other people.

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>>35486007
>tfw was born just in time for the death of blak bois

>>35486105
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>>35485988
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE

>>35485988
OP should I ghost my only friend left who talks about rust 24/7

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>>35485940
i just imagine it as 4chan.
i wish i were more imaginative. these all seem like really fun ideas..

>>35485940
I like to imagine what the people posting look like.
most of the time it is underage fags and neets, always white.

>sometimes it's like anime club or something, not that I've ever been to one but I imagine, full of people who don't really give a shit about each other gathering over a shared interest
I agree.

>>35485940
massive goddamn hyperstructure in the middle of schwarzroth-seebeck antiuniform space
garbage built on garbage built on garbage, entire cities collapsing into the ground when the plates shift, lost spaces full of relics from millennia ago
wraps into itself sometimes, many spaces are dangerous and uninhabitable
full of dangerous beasts and marauding assholes

>>35485935
>How should I punish bf for going dark for days without notice because he can't be bothered to send an email after misplacing phone? Just not be home the day we planned to do stuff because he failed to specify a time?
suck his dick

stop before he cums

>doesn't contact you for days

He's not your bf, fag.

>>35486047
That happens most of the time because he's dysfunctional and pushes me off before finishing. I've seen him cum once in two years.