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>missed out on ____ pussy

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Anyone else spend all their neetbux on lotteries/home lotteries? I know one day I'll be a rich NEET and live like a king.

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Goys I just fucked a girl from Tinder AMA
6/10 feminist college slut
I'm a redpilled Trump supporter /fit/ robot
Finally lost my virginity and will be leaving after this as I am now normie.

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Wagie o wagie
You're a cuck who belongs in a cagie, cagie
Wagie o Wagie
You call NEETs lazy, but you really are jelly
Wagie o Wagie
When will you learn?

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Hi there, i'm a huge fucking autist and I would like somebody to play Skyrim online with

Yes the mod works well enough, all the AI is synced now and the entire game is possible to finish this way, there are some bugs but very minor ones like npcs not knowing who to talk to that are easily fixed in game.

Yes we can use ANY mod with this, i will install all the mods you like and make them work with our game. I will be the brain of everything, you dont even need to know how to mod, I just want somebody to play this with.

Please play Skyrim with me and make dank maymays http://steamcommunity.com/id/40ghzorbust/

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tfw no Hat tuong performing, Ca tru listening, pho cooking, Vo-Thuat practicing, silk painting, Tam Giao practicing qtp2t vietnamese gf.

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When did this board stop being ironic

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>a fucking hole

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What should i buy with $10 on steam any suggestion is fine (pic unrelated)

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ITT

1. post a "fun fact" (or multiple) about yourself
2. discuss
3. ????
4. profit

I'll start

I know the words to almost every Weird Al song

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Is "cringe" just an update of the word "fag"

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How do you feel about all the ones leaving you to rot by yourself, /R9K/? Do you hate them? They aren't doing anything to help you. You're below their kindness and empathy.

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Used make fun of cucks and people with that fetish, as well as MGTOW fags.

Today my girl tells me that she has a crush on her supervisor and that she might leave me if he reciprocates the feeling.

Should I just get the rope or order helium?

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Why do girls get sleep around as much as they want and "explore their sexuality" however they like but most guys are lucky to get anything more than vanilla monogamous sex

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Fuck this stupid earth. My fucking phone is broken. And I can't do anything about it.

Here's some backstory

>got phone
>live in pretty bad neighborhood
>mother and father make me exclusively use their plan, I get all the data since no one leaves the house
>it's a nice smart phone
>only have it for 4 months
>guess why?
>nigger stick up men
>have it literally robbed for me
>they just disconnect it from the service, nothing else

Okay, so she said I would get a new phone when she upgrades. What she meant was that she would give my 6 year old brother her phone which was better than mine at the time, and then get me a 20 dollar phone with gb storage.

>can only use it for clover/skype because nothing else will fit on it
>it sucks, laggy, hot all the time even when idle, battery life is sub 4 hours if i have brightness even on
>resolution and color is shit, dead pixels already
>have this phone for a year now

Now, I went for a workout and forgot to take it out of my jeans so I changed into sweats and went lifting, but here is the kicker.

>she never checks the pockets, just throws it in
>this has destroyed stuff before, she said it's my responsibility
>ask to just do my own laundry you fucking whore
>says she doesnt want me breaking her machine
>it was the fucking 6 year old brother doing his laundry when he broke the last set of machines
>he can still do his own fucking laundry whenever he wants, overrides everyone elses laundry.
>leave phone in
>completely fucking destroyed
>this is what I use for EVERYTHING
>have nothing else really except for this shitty desktop computer which is dying of windows 10 and parental controls due to 6 year old brother

Okay here's the kicker

>slaps and punches me in the face saying I broke the phone she paid so much money for
>blames me for getting robbed
>and then says I'm setting a bad example for my brother

He isn't even my brother, he's a fucking mongoloid half brother. I hate this stupid bitch and her shitty third husband.