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>>35490760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEicmSeDf9g the game is cool tho

>>35490794
How can this be about any topic if it doesn't even have lyrics?

There are lots of sad songs that aren't about breakups.

Of course the fact that you're looking for permavirgin songs is still limiting you to songs about relationships.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZo31zMAySQ

>>35490758
I woke up today and this was my goal to complete but I ended up jerking off 5 times and shitposting here all day. I really fucking hate myself.

Even worse is that I noticed a timer said I had a 24 hour grace period as I had already passed the deadline and probably had that much time to fix anything but I just hurried and submitted because it was 12:01 and now I cannot make changes.

Why am I this way totally self sabotaged to stay a NEET

>>35490795

Take solace in the fact it's out of your hands now. At least the pressure of the approaching deadline is gone, for better or for worst.

>>35490864
Thanks robot. I am in a way relieved it is done. I went back and looked it over and it is not as horrible as I thought. Some stuff looks really good. Some others looks like I could have done better or taken another pic where it isnt warped due to angle. Its little stuff where I notice it so they definitely will but it isn't terrible. Just not the best presentation I could have done. I looked back at my email and it says if My portfolio is not recognized and reccomended I will still be considered for their general BA Graphic Design Program just not the specialized one I went for. I can only hope at this point I suppose.

>>35490729
My experiences make me...well me. As much as I'm crippled by everhthing I've done and said I wouldn't change it because then I'm not me.

Or would I still be me because it was my choice to change me? FUCK I HATE TIME TRAVEL

>>35490729
>got to spend my youth smoking weed and playing vidya and having no responsibilities

>sold weed for a while and made enough money to have the same privileges as a wagecuck without having to work

>24 this year

i like being a hiki

>>35490729
>stop myself from watching porn so young and turning into such a pervert
>work part time jobs starting freshman year
>get help for my anxiety when it manifested in middle school
>stop myself from becoming a metalhead
>stop myself from ever using social media

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and pic releated now

She still looks like an ugly, attention seeking, red flag girl who will get you arrested for rape for merely existing in the same square mile of her

I can gladly say I would have fucked her at any time.

>>35490684
>tfw you work at a job and pride yourself on your work ethic and excellent performance
feels glorious man

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>mummy expects me to do schoolwork when I'm home all day
>get out books and pens and leave them on desk for her to see
>do nothing all day
>good job for working so hard today, anon

pic related is me

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>>35490719
>reformed christian spotted

Yes it's all true. Here's his latest target. A random Mcdonalds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMe13b-ffHE

He can't keep getting away with this!

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>>35490704
the absolute fucking madman. what's his endgame?

>>35490648
If you're fully rested, go for it. Otherwise, go back to sleep.

I'm the opposite: My spring break's JUST BEGUN, and I'm not tired enough to go to sleep yet. I really want to get moving but I don't want to wake up the senpai.

>>35490731
You don't understand how much I don't want to fucking go back AAAAAAAA

>>35490828

What's your degree? Is school going well?

>>35490562
I don't feel this right now but I feel that

Here I'm allowed everything all of the time. That's the lyric right?

But what if it's everything all of the time...s? Times. You're allowed everything of all times at all times and wouldn't that be so trippy dude?

>>35490562
>space oddity
Major thom gets lost in space
>the man who sold the world
For years and years I roamed, I searched for form and land. Thom returns
>airbag
Thom the alien replaces a dead thom who died in the car crash

Thom yorke the spaceman

>>35490603
If we were allowed everything all the time then that would be easy mode.>>35490634
Bowie! Never gave major T that level of thought. Interesting!

No. The only upside to a gf is access to her holes, and even thats a losing trade when you have other options.

Men get into relationships for sex. Women do it for emotional security and money. So no.

>>35490537
the only thing that makes you a beta is yourself. imagine someone like charlie sheen having that cut. itd be rad because he is he who he is. anything will make you look like garbage because you are who you are. think about it.

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the ultimate alpha 4 u OP.

That is the gayest haircut you can have.

>when I was a little kid
>Minecraft
This timeline doesn't make sense

Your tastes changed. Nobody is stopping you from doing the shit you did as a kid

>>35490528
Not OP but the beta came out in 2010, which was 7 years ago. If OP is an 18 year old college freshman, he could've played it as early as 11, which is a kid still. I'm 24 and I would've considered myself a kid until I was 16 tbqh

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based on that tattoo shes not silly shes plain fuckin retarded and a dumb cum bucket to fuck senseless

>makes a stupid face in her perfectly set up selfie

Wow she must be so YOUnique and interesting. I bet she's not like other girls at all.

Haha so sirry xD

Im going to find you and fist fuck you and your dad OP. Inb4 somehow not original.

>>35490371
I think I'd feel too guilty with mind control, I would rather being able to stop time. Then I can get all the money I need (only stealing from the rich or corporations) and do chores/study/work out while time is stopped

>>35490458
Bernie bro detected

>>35490371
You are evil. Imagine what that would do to the person. You have no morals

Those are super uncomfortable. Feels like there's dental floss in your ass.

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desudesu senpaitachi

I don't want one, but if I did I wouldn't give a shit.

>ex-gf bread currently up with several non virgin anons

weve lost control of this board years ago

>>35490377
We'll lettuce brainstorm. How can we stop the normies from ruining our board?

I'm new here. Lurking. What does 'robot' mean?