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>>35491332
she's probably a good fuck if she made five dudes write positive reviews of her garbage ass "game"

Wat wtf? She lost so much weight? In 1 year?

Shes really fat irl she just takes fat girl angle photos

>>35491300
I'm doing things now. Unjust yourself.
My comments were taken out of context.

>>35492254
What did you mean by this post

Yeah those aren't real feds

>>35491331
Oh, FBI tag, i didn't even notice!

>Tfw no mean FBI gf

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I do everything by bike.
It's a pretty good deal, honestly.
>keep myself fit
>solitary hobby
>have something fun to work on with my hands and utilize the mechanical part of my brain
>normies usually just think I'm more weird or sometimes cool
>have an in with normie hipster communities through occasionally visiting bike shops and having knowledge and experience
Unfortunately I have no actual bike friends irl, I usually just avoid too much interaction with the guys in bike shops. I only know of one guy who goes on /n/, since we recognized each others' bikes.
Fuck cars, though. Not only are they shit in almost every respect, but they're a status symbol and base line quota for normiedom. Most normies think you're an autist or just weird when you tell them you don't have a car. They look down on, and pity you.

I live in a city with a rapid transit system. Theres a station two blocks from my house so I just walk to that

>>35491202
My dad bought me a used car and pays for insurance. Also bought me a condo and charges me slightly more than the association fee, at least until I'm gainfully employed or he dies. I hate it here because it's usually noisy (the low frequency kind my autism can't handle) and I can't walk somewhere else for quiet because it's in the suburbs. At least my bf gets me out of here sometimes.

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>Current people I know I could date
>Oneitis that's taken
>A literal autist
>A total fucking slut
I don't know anyone else I'd even have a possibility of a chance with
Why do I live

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>when your oneitis isn't a virgin anymore
Holy fuck, I want to slaughter her and her ex as painful as possible, but I still love her.

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>>35491292
>tfw finding out your onitis has a sexual past with a slut, your best friend, and someone else, and currently is getting fucked by their boyfriend
>They casually mention how amazing the sex is and how slutty they get in bed with you

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>>35491094
Happened to me many times:
>Chillness overload
>Starts longfap (30-40min)
>After 20 min a friend from steam calls me
>"Hey anon let's play"
>Answer him
>"I'm already playing with myself wait 10 min ok?"
>He answers
>"Cool, me too"
>tfw your friend is literally like you

>>35491094
>"hey anon, let's play something together!"
he wants to fap with you

sex oh my yod i cant belief

>Would you play with daddy's dick?

"yes"

no i'm good thanks

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Unless he's secretly banging prostitutes on his 1 day off work a week he never ever has sex. If I was a daughter I would be a good girl for daddy. I'm a guy so oh well no can do.

Some girl friend of my sister said she wanted a ride on my motorcycle and i walked away saying nothing like the autistic i am, she's a slut anyway

>>35490995
I know man. Shes just a bit out there and I want a gf that's mentally stable

you realize how worthless you really are and decided to spare her the pain of any sort of future with you
good job, anon you are a hero

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>>35490954

bomp

original bomp post

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>>35490954
bumpu no jitsuuu

that was totally oregano

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>if only i knew by the time she was single i couldve have been dating her, im sure

>>35490921
>>35490946

All that would've happened was either immediate rejection or awkwardness.

If she was into you you'd be dating her by now.

>>35490946
>>35490982
I didnt have a chance for a long time and we kinda didnt talk much for a couple of those years, mostly 5 and 6
But then I kinda became a social chad
And we started talking and had good chemistry and had they not mentioned their bf I would have asked them on a date. In fact, I had already asked them to go get coffee together, to catch up, and that was how I found out.

>>35490883
>he fell for the "just do/don't do X!" meme
>not understanding your issues are far more deeply seated

Welcome back, fag. Fuck self improvement, self destruction is where it's at. You'll always be a loser so might as well embrace it.

>>35490883
Yeah I've been looking for company for years. You holding up okay OP?

>>35490865
wot tellin u 2 lose som weight eh fatboy?

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>>35490865
>mfw became lardo and alcoholic after seperating with ex-fiance
>mfw cant find any gf/bf
>mfw i decided enough is enough
>mfw /fit/ gave me really good sound advice and motivation
>mfw it's time to try again

Anon, you should try it too.

>>35490844
>be stuck in life
>lay down in bed and put a pillow on my face and think about dying
(You)

>>35490971
You can't get stuck in life. Life progresses no matter what.

>>35491049
Don't want to live, don't want to die. I am stuck in this world and this life due to my own discontent and stubbornness. Sounds pretty stuck to me friend.

>>35490806

I can identify James Deen by his grunting noises.

>>35491424
>I can identify James Deen by his grunting noises.
are you female?

>>35491439

Nope, but whenever I watch any of Stoya's vids I can just hear extremely loud grunting noises, which are a massive turn off.

>>35490787
it was destiny nigga

>>35490787
iktf too well, it keeps happening. makes me wanna kms

>>35490787

do you get enough sleep ?