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Words Of Wisdom from a Chad 2017-03-13 12:34:30 Post No.35494332
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Words Of Wisdom from a Chad
Proud Chad
2017-03-13 12:34:30
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My friend told me about this thread and I often come here and entertain myself with the lowest low of society. You guys are messed up and this thread doesn't help you with that. It just takes you further from normal life and sanity.
1. Stop watching porn
2. Go out there and engage in a normal conversation with people
3. Get some friends or some people to socialize with
4. Find yourself a decent job or a path for your life. Just some kind of routine and meaning
5. Stop hating on women. They're not ''stupid'' or anyhow lesser than you. There is no stereotypical ''women''. I know this since I get laid and you prolly don't.
You led yourself to this situation so it's you who is the only one who can help yourself out of it. Become a ''normie'' dude.
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>>35494332
im a slightly normie female lurker, and i doubt you'll get many replies (considering the first thing you do is call a board a thread lol), because of the way you just list things off. ive seen plenty of other threads which generally say the same thing in a bit more of a personal-attack type way and that gets a lot more replies because its more impactful. you present yourself as this amazing self help figure but i dont think you realise that most of these people hear this shit all the time from nagging who evers, and even if they dont, these things may seem as hard as climbing mount everest.
and a lot of people die trying to climb that fucking mountain.
i guess what im trying to say here is dont expect much, i dont want to be disrespectful to robots, but a lot of them are beyond what you call "help"
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>>35494452
Robots don't want to be helped. That's the issue. They want to be miserable lonely virgins.
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>>35494452
You are probably right. I am not trying to help or expect it to help. The mountain must be really high for them but it's mostly because they think it is. I kinda just typed that shit down for boredom and I am interested to see if there are other people like me lurking here. This board is just making the lives of these people bearable which causes them to stop trying to achieve something greater in life than strange internet porn. It's just sad. But well also pretty entertaining.
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>be somewhat attractive
>have good full time job
>have my own place
>have a car
>have lots of my own hobbies
>confident around girls
>not very shy or awkward
>if I like a girl, and she seems interested in me, I will ask them out
>get turned down by every girl I ask out
Seriously, no matter how hard I try, every girl either just ghosts me or blatantly turns me down. this 'be yourself' is just there to mock you. I get rejected by every girl I go after, even if they seemed to like me in the first place.
As hard as I try to be a decent person and be outgoing, nobody even likes me. And I have no idea how to even fix that...
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GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD NORMAL!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35494324
>somewhat attractive
really?
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>>35494324
You probably seem like very arrogant and uptight person.
Anonymous
Anyone else get rejected even in their dreams? 2017-03-13 12:25:03 Post No.35494253
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Anyone else get rejected even in their dreams?
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2017-03-13 12:25:03
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>dream about sex and girls al lthe time
>usually when I dream about sex it always ends up with me being rejected
>finally manage to have dream sex last night
>have sex with one of my friends qt semi chubby gf
>we have a little sex and it feels great until she say stop and asks if she can look at my penis
>show her my benis
>tells me it's too big and leaves
>wake up
>soaked in sweat
>get out of bed and see huge sploch of cum on sheets
>kind of exited about having my first wet dream
>still got rejected
>wipe up and go back to sleep
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>tfw I live more in my dreams than in real life
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>>35494253
I always rape the girls if thay say no in my dreams.
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I always dream about going to my oneitis house and try on her panties lmao.
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What do you think about gold diggers? Can you truely blame them for being one?
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>>35494233
How about i wipe that smug grin off your face, cunt
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>>35494289
What did I do wrong? Did I offend you?
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>>35494302
FUCK OFF CRETIN REEEEEEEEEEE
It is time to dance, lads!
https://plug.dj/fooly-cooly
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sey
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Girls! Girls! Girls!
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So i guess i want to kill people. Is it wrong? I'm just an animal like al other living things
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>>35494163
Wrong isn't real.
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Is prison worth it?
I ask myself this anytime I wanna strangle a normie and the answer is always "no"
Robots would be the first to get used as a human sex toy
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>>35494210
why the fuck would you go to jail? just fucking kill yourself if the cops come after you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBpGNZT0Fc
>those comments
Delusional manlets lmfao
If you're below 6'1 just fucking die
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>>35494157
Thisblew the wagiemanlets out.
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It's the daily bitter virgin lanklet thread once again.
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>>35494525
This.
The whole manlet meme is getting old, these bitter virgin lanklets need to get a life
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/neuroticism general/ 2017-03-13 12:10:42 Post No.35494104
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who /incredibly neurotic/ here? combined with introvertedness and shyness and it's a fucking disaster. how do I stop being so fucking neurotic
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>>35494104
>scared of my roomates, so stay late at work until 3 every night
>receive Email from roomate
>"Anon, pls be less noisy when you come in from work, you woke me up when you came up the stairs."
>oh God, he hates me, I bet he's going to murder me in my sleep
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/10-truths-about-being-neurotic_us_55c8d7e3e4b0f1cbf1e5b25d
Despite being Huffington Post garbage this is actually quite accurate. This shit is stopping me living my life
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>>35494371
>tfw you realize you're neurotic
Everything makes so much sense now
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>Er, Anon? Are you sure you're a licensed gynaecologist?
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>>35494103
I would never want to be a gyonecologist.
Imagine seeing so many roasty flaps, diseased and messed up shit.
And also, if you work in a candy store you wouldn't want to go home and grab yourself a Snickers.
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>>35494181
What do a gyno and a pizza delivery driver have in common?They can smell it but can't taste
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>go on a girls instagram
>60-80% of their pictures are of themselves
>they all have at least 100 likes each
What must it be like to feel this comfortable in your own skin? To be able to just post yourself over and over again to the same audience, and get such an overwhelmingly positive reaction every time?
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>>35494044
>implying they don't put up a facede to try and get chads to fuck them
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It's amazing isn't it? Like going on Chaturbate and seeing a girl with 5k viewers. That's five thousand guys that want to fuck her. Amazing.
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>>35494044
>What must it be like to feel this comfortable in your own skin?
Girls are incredibly insecure, and take thousands and thousand of selfies, only uploading the best ones where the angle, lighting and filter usage are perfect. They post these in order to receive validation that they are beautiful, this validation however is short lived and they repeat the above process frequently in order to make sure that yes, they are still beautiful.
I'd rather not have to deal with this shit. I can only imagine how neurotic these people get as they get older and their looks and their likes slowly decline.
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Where do I find a gf that dresses like this, /r9k/?
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>>35493990
local homeless shelter
bus stop near a psychiatric hospital
South Boston
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>>35493990
Russia
This girl looka like a local gopnitsa
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>>35493990
Cindy stop shilling yourself.
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Do black guys like this really like fat white girls?
A-asking for a friend.
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I'm black and only like asian girls tbqh
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>>35493821
He's on so much steroids he'll probably fuck anything.
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>>35493821
Blacks aren't into fat white girls, that's just an exaggeration and people will cherry pick to reaffirm stereotypes. But blacks like thicc white girls.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
who here /satorifag/?
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>>35493751
Throw that into the trash and accept the GLORIOUS MILF Kanako Yasaka.
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>>35493751
2HUs ARE NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>35493751
tfw satori wrecks my shit every time i reach stage 4
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Hey wagecuck, its me again. How've you been? Not so good? Aww, I'm sorry to hear that.
While you've been slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein, I've made progress on my novel. Its about a space station floating between the milky way and andromeda galaxies. The themes include divergent evolution, cultural exchange, and black market trading underground at the station. Its bound to be a big hit when it hits the shelves. Hey, haven't you always fantasized about writing a novel? Too bad. If only you had more time..
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>>35493734
Thisnovel is going to revolutionarize literature.
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Post parts of your novel anon, sounds interesting.
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ITT: Post your favourite tracks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw
robot tune
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGJunhe9S2w
I like babymetal desu