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>>35495515
I like feet.
I don't know why I have this fetish. Lmao.

can see some of that illegal stuff?

>>35495482
but how would you know

because rapists are not attractive chads

It's only bad if you're ugly. Seriously, women have rape fantasies about attractive men raping them.

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I'll never understand the notion of "equality of the sexes" - it is obvious
that men are superior to cows.

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>>35495490
why are you posting these girls?
what's common between them?
i need to know

>>35495520
bumping for answers because you don't have a thread

>>35495319
quit wallowing in self pity, you attention whore.

>>35495338
I created this thread because I wanted to hear from people with similar circumstances, not for attention.

Quit being a presumptuous reactionary child.

>>35495319
I feel ya.

I can't comprehend how any female would want to be with me. I have a boring personality, I can't hold any conversation, I'm fat, I smell bad and I live with mommy who still treats me like I'm 10.

Coddling is seriously one of the worst things a parent can do to you. I really can't picture myself in any adult situations, I fear that I'm just far too childish to do anything.

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I DON'T THINK SO YOU SMUG CUNT

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SPICE MEME NO JUTSU!!!
HAH!

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>>35495304

ogey :DDD

>>35495273
they don't have time to diet, but they arent working?
so what are they doing all day?

>>35495899
Eating

Originanslka

>>35495269
define life

>>35495602
Eternal emptiness

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>shave body
>feel inside of butt cheeks and thighs and pop a boner

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>>35495263
Wtf this was literally the other picture i considered for an op of this thread

>masturbate to an old pic of your butt
It was cute actually so it's not that bad

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a billion people BTFO that hard by a retarded redneck. The world really is a strange place at the moment, and I'm glad I get to chuckle on the sidelines while braver and dumber souls go out and stir shit up for me.

There are like a thousand clauses in the Koran about how it's okay to break any rule in the thing to fuck over infidels- if you're kidnapped and all you have to eat is pork sausages you're allowed to chow the fuck down on them, it's written to be a manual for a people at unending merciless war.

I don't understand some people's obsession with using pigs to upset muslims. Consuming pig byproducts doesn't mean that you're definitely going to hell, it's just a regular sin. Dogs are in the same degree of haraam as pigs, but I never see people sending dog heads to muslims or making drawing us or our prophet as dogs. Suicide bombers are not going to heaven since suicide is an unforgivable sin, gelatine is the last thing that will send them to hell.

>>35495142
Define 'fairly attractive'? I'm not so hideous people scream at me but I'm 30 with no job or sex life.

>>35495268
Fairly attractive=can get a gf

>>35495368
Attractiveness doesn't mean shit if it's accompanied by autism and being socially retarded.

Literally a normie then.
Get out of this board.

>>35495125
>poor
>bad health
>bad habits
>virtually no friends

>enjoy living slowly too much to change
>take more pleasure in simple things like the seaside or hiking trails than I do in money anyway
>no motivation to better myself
>know this will come back in life later (if I'm alive) when I'm too old and faded to live like this
>still can't summon the motivation to change

>>35495143
but >tfw no gf

>just stop breathing

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Love makes intelligent beings depressed and flat. Only women, ostriches and monkeys are made happy by love.

>>35495174
Pretty kate cosplay.

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>i have no feel therefore I must gf

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-The fact that women are cows is probably the most difficult truth to
understand.
- What every man should be forced to say at his wedding ceremony to
lend it some respectability: "My Kingdom for a Cow".
- Cows and women have been shaped by the same evolutionary forces -
mens' desires.

>tfw hate niggers but would let a black girl dom me and treat me like a piece of trash

>>35495090
This, but I'd kill them out of post ejaculatory rage and shame if they let me orgasm.

>>35495066
You got that wrong, get on your knees slave girls

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>>35494920
I feel your pain anon. End the pain anon.

>>35494920
You have to wait until Chad leaves, then approach her and say hello

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>>35494920
This could have been averted if you hadn't had a middle -school crush.