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>>35496062
Why did you bother going and studying then you dumb faggot? But I'm like 99% certain you're talking about high school, so frankly id like to slap the shit out of you little complaining child

>>35496062
each day we struggle, we carry on, hands clenched to fists, body against the tides, each wave washing away our very soul.
Why continue? Because it was always like that.

>going to uni
Regret it every fucking day

imagine squeezing those puffy lips as hard as you can until they pop ;)

>>35496054
labia pumping anon
google it

>>35496054
I'd de-puff those shitty labia with a pair of scissors.

I usually try to make a dumb-but-aware-of-its-own-dumbness pun using their name.

That opener is pretty beta, but the results speak for themselves. Good job op.

I usually open with "If you don't date me I will FUCKING KILL MYSELF"
I get laid every night bruh

Commit suicide with a pencil. That's it. You will impress everyone and make them sad.

>>35496002
Sharpie in pooper des

>meets

>>35495852
>the guy in the pic is getting paid to do what i want but i can't do it or i go to prison yet he is getting paid

>>35495911
What, producing kids movies?

Instagram suggests people you have memorized in your phone. Maybe she follows everyone who makes a new account.

>>35495795
>>hang out with her a few times but she's very reluctant to kiss
>>develop feels for her and tell her about it
>>"oh anon, but I'm not interested in relationships really, I've been hurt the last time I don't want this to happen again, sorry but I can't see this go that way, and I'm sorry if you thought it would"

Can someone please explain to me why does this happen all the time?
Why would someone hang out with opposite sex unless they want to have sex or a relationship.

Anyway, you're a fucking normie and should leave my board re

you should dm her SUCK ME SUCK ME SUCK ME SUCK ME SUCK ME and see what the response is

Fuck u i plugged in my laptop the breaker tripped frying the charger and disconnecting the wifi while I'm home alone

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As you know, Plato offered thanks to the gods for four things. In the
fourth place he is grateful for having been permitted to be a contemporary
of Socrates. For the three other boons mentioned by him (that he had been
made a man and not an animal, a man and not a woman, a Greek and not a
barbarian), an earlier Greek philosopher had already thanked the gods, and
so I conclude that they are worthy of our gratitude. But alas! - even if I
wanted to express my gratitude like these Greeks, I would not be able to do
so for what was denied me. Let me then collect my soul in gratitude for
the one good which was conferred on me also - that I was made a man and
not a woman.

>>35495793
Honestly on any given day if I had access to a gun I would just blow my head off.

There is a reason prostitution is one of the oldest professions. Only in modern times is it looked upon with shame. It really highlights the matriachical nature of modern society.

>>35495773
This has to be bait. Only a woman would feel this level of guilt after having sex.

>>35495868
He never even had sex, he solicited one but felt shame in doing so and probably won't follow through.

jack off desu
get some liquid courage

Know what the company does and be able to talk about it. Have some answers to common questions prepared (if you're someone who cannot talk on the fly). Depending on the type of job research some current happenings in that industry. Always be prepared to talk about what you do in your free time and your personal interests. Companies are not only looking for someone who can do the work, but also someone they think themselves and their workers can get along with for 8 hours a day.

That's really about all I've ever done.

Realistically, you just gotta be you. You want to show the employer who you are so that they feel comfortable hiring you. They don't want somebody that they're unsure of walking into their building everyday.

But, assuming you're a socially inept neet, you have to pretend to be a normie.

>>35495657
It says to be legitimately interested in what the other person is talking about. I'm not sure if you can do it.

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The consciousness of how one stands with other people occupies a
relatively larger and larger part of the mind, the lower one goes on the
scale of culture. Woman's intuition, so fine in the sphere of personal
relations, is seldom first-rate in the way of mechanics. Hence Dr.
Whately's jest, "Woman is the unreasoning animal, and pokes the fire from
the top."

At first I chose the brunette but in my later playthroughs Id choose the clutsy blond one.
Both would be a good fuck I imagine, I just stayed away from the emo lord

>>35495830
I never picked nami either but mostly because I don't like redheads

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>>35495983
Yeah, also Celia is cute, but her mother is a fucking landwhale, so you can safely assume celia has the "now I can get fat" genes.
So I reckon Muffy is a safe choice unless you enjoy awkward city girls

>>35495629
She fucking burped in her last video fucking disgusting

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>>35495650
I heard /b/ has her nudes

>>35495666
Bullshit she is fucking the kind of guys who abuse little girls so they don't left evidence

>/b/ tier shitposting
thank god you're a namefag, filtered

>i wanna eat niggers
>can i fuck a dead body
thats not even fucking close to being funny. i dont care how 'ironic' its supposed to be, just go fuck off back to >>>/b/

Asian + Black is by the far the ugliest mix. Look at this kid.

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>>35495570
looking statistically yes

Black and anything is disgusting

>>35495531
>>I have nothing to be proud of
>>everything I do is for recreational purpose only
>>can't find a hobby except from vidya
>>not even good at vidya
I can relate to these. I can't into competitive games. I play Rocket League casually. That's all.
I can't learn anything new. I don't get past the beginner phase in any hobby or skill. I hope we make it anon

>>35495531
Teaching myself math
If you want to do programming try to learn formal language and combinatorics. Both are great maths for coders

>>35495531
I justify drinking a 6-pack or more in one sitting by going to the gym and reading beforehand, well sometimes I read while drinking..