>be 12, want a girlfriend
>tell myself I'll get a girlfriend in high school when I'm taller
>be 14, growth spurt makes me like 6'0
>tell myself I'll get a girlfriend when I'm in college so I can focus on schoolwork
>be 18, graduate and get into good uni
>tell myself I'll get a girlfriend when I'm finally in good shape
>be 21, got /fit/
>tell myself I'll get a girlfriend when I'm financially stable
>be 25, have my own place and car
>tell myself I'll get a girlfriend when I'm older because I have to focus on my career
>be 30, have well paying job, my own place, a car, I'm /fit/, and I'm 6'3"
>tfw still no girlfriend
>tfw never even kissed a girl
>tfw you can't fix ugly
>>35496628
Get ugly or fat gf. It's only hard because you want the ideal womyn you've seen on TV and movies.
>>35496648
You say this but I've never gotten attention from women. Maybe they just sense that I'm broken and just don't like me.
>>35496675
Maybe, but if you're broken you probably don't try at getting their attention in the first place. As a man, you have to initiate. This is something all men either know or are taught, except for those who fall between the cracks and end up like you.
So what do you think about this blue whale game that has been going on lately?
natural selection, fuck 'em stupid russian kids
Is it literally just "show everyone your pain and then kill yourself"?
>>35496554
What is it?
contextblox
What happened to the titcow innyour year anons?
Also how can it be 2017 and chestlets still be an acceptable thing?
>>35496487
She married a Mormon and has 7 kids at 26.
>>35496487this is an originalgross
She has a kid, he's half black. Shocking, I know.
Her sister somehow got hot af though.
Gretchen > Spinelli
>>35496405
Tfw like black people because vince was cool, meeting my first black ruined it and every other black ive met have been horrible
>>35496432
>I liked all black people because of one fictional character
>Then I met one black person irl and hate all black people now
>>35496460
Ive met 4 blacks in my whole life and they have all been human trash
Serious question to the girls here.
What would you think if you saw a guy driving this car? Would you get wet or turned off?
>>35496390
I would literally hump him to death.
I've gotten a lot of stares. Just curious to know the possible meaning behind them. Pic related is me.
>35496445
Low quality bait
Only retards reply to this
Why is being "divide and conquer " a bad thing? I don't want to hold hands with Muslims, fat people, atheists, transsexuals, drug users, illegal immigrants, or lazy people who use food stamps.
>>35496379
And I don't want to hold hands with autistics fucks like you. Just realize that there are more of us than you.
>>35496422
Well then consider us divided.
because when you all hold hands democracy prevails and people are able to exam social and economic issues in a realistic and unemotional way
when you're divided and conquered politics and public discourse become about pitting people against each other and using the larger prevailing group to further a hidden agenda that generally has nothing to do with the cultural conflict used to manipulate the masses
it's basically just an inefficient way for society to be which is highly exploitable by people with money and influence
ROASTIES OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT ME FROM MY 2D GODDESS
YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS HOLES THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR AND EVEN THAT ISN'T WORTH MUCH
IF I COULD I WOULD FIND EVERY ROASTIE ON THIS BOARD, ROUND THEM UP, PUT THEM ON AN ISLAND, THEN NUKE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BETA UPRISING NOWWWWW
>life is hard, so I'm just going to give up on ever being happy
Why do you guys do this? Do you not realize how silly this mentality is?
>>35496350
What's silly about it? I don't enjoy struggling.
>>35496529
It's silly because you're struggling even worse for giving up.
Bumping the red piII
Why am i always in a state of sadness ?
>>35496331
Years of bottling up your emotions and never having anyone to talk to about it.
I'm in the same boat.
>>35496331
I'll trade you my anger for your sadness OP
I'm at a point where I'm shaking like a leaf over trivial bullshit
>>35496478
Anger can be used to make great things and achieving impressionable feats, even if it can destroy you from the inside.
When do we purge the board of "cyborgs" and failed normies. They can never truly know our feels.
>>35496228
The reason you suffer is because you are insular.
Maybe if you shared your story with others for understanding, your life would improve.
Instead, you attack anyone who is different.
For example, you will have a violent reaction to this simple post.
>>35496228
I would consider myself a cyborg
>may be a little nervous asking a girl out at a bar
I would never have the courage to ask a girl out at a bar, nor would I even go to a bar in the first place.
>>35496228
create a new board for cyborgs, like a cross between /r9k/ /soc/ /b/, and send them there. remember they are failed normies so they still need a place to splurge out all semi-autismo stories with like minded people. this is just the default board that comes close enough to how they are feeling.
Is there a way to kill sexual urges completely? I don't want to be like this anymore.
>>35496206
Kill the sexual urges by killing yourself. It's the only way
>>35496206
Originally cut your balls off
>>35496206
Try out a prostitute. It'll definitely take away that edge for a while.
>had severe anxiety and panic attacks, agoraphobia and other phobias
>"doc I'm afraid I'll go insane"
>"no, you wont, you have as much chance of going insane as anyone"
>developed psychosis
Ah yes. He lied, it's getting worse.
Soon, my friends.
I'm already daydreaming all day about a fantasy world and writing the lore. Shitty, of course.
Soon, I believe will go fully insane and actually believe the crap I write.
I won't care about anything anymore.
Dream world, here I come.
>>35496161
Dream world is HIGHLY overrated. Also, I hate dealing with doctors so much.
>>35496161
>I'm already daydreaming all day about a fantasy world and writing the lore
Wait, is this psychosis? I guess I've been insane for 7 years now.
>>35496306
Nope, you're fine.
I mean, those who write fantasy novels/stories etc are not insane.
If you believe you live in it or it's real or you're part of it, yes.
I don't either yet but I hope I do soon.
I have very light physosis, dp/dr, or as a doc called it "psychotic anxiety". I hope it gets "worse".
>mfw back in two thousand seventeen people still think black holes are real, 1D women don't exist, they don't have anti-energy as a fuel source and some anons think they'll get a girlfriend (female ) eventually.
>>35496124
>still think black holes are real
Aware me
>>35496190
>after I became an overgod for reaching the age of ninty as a pure virgin I turned into the first transdimensionalhuman but the thirty-eight-dimensionalJews fooled me into signing a contract and now I'm their wagecuck in all time dimensions forever, part of the contract says I can't tell you anything that could make them lose profits in any dimensions
Why do you not have a cat yet, Anon? They were rightly venerated through all history, often by writers or monks, because they are a robot's perfect pet.
>>35496115
They're the animal for whiteknight betas. You orbit a cat the way a beta would orbit his oneitis.
Be better than that.
i have 2 cats. it's pretty top notch
>>35496115
caring for a pet sounds like work and responsibility, I don't want any part of that
also pet smell bothers me
Watch a man find out in 3 minutes
>>35496088
>wagecuck or alcoholic failure
These are practically one in the same
>>35496088
8* minutes
> Thanks shitty outta sync windows clock
>>35496088
posting here to be apart of your life OP