How do i become a bf?
Oregano
>>35497004
by making me your gf
>>35497616
>>>35497004 (OP)
> by making me your gf
are you a girl
Why does God hate me? Why does God hate us.
If god exists at all he is indifferent to us and does not hear our screams.
>>35496989
>God said "let there be light"
and created a world of darkness
>God said "ye shall go to heaven"
and all hell broke loose
>>35497041
wow so deep queen!
What was the last day you remember being sober? For me it was 5 August 2016.
I would say 18 May 1999
been drunk on life ever since
>>35497359
WHo is dis? 50 cent?
youre funny anon
>implying I remember
>implying I know how to use a calendar
>This girl sits in front of you
How do you react?
>>35496946
>sit there now with an extremely heightened awareness of how beta I am
>glance at her tits every once in a while, hoping she doesn't catch me
>>35496946
What a manjaw
what the fuck is with all the cables?
>When someone says "what's that smell?" but you can't smell anything
>tfw can't smell practically at all
>tfw things have gone rotten while parents on vacation and you didn't notice
>tfw you might have BO that people are polite about but you don't know for sure
>tfw people might smell the alcohol on your breath and are just not saying anything
>>35496923
JUST FUCKING TELL ME JUST TELL ME IF I STINK SO I CAN FIX IT PLEASE I CAN'T STAND THE NOT KNOWING IT'S THE NOT KNOWING THAT KILLS ME FUCK
Just shower in the morning to get rid of the nightly sweat and spray deodorant on yourself.
Why does the media imply some 40 year old hag is so sexy? Menopause has surely started kicking in by then.
because she has not other talent besides being a sex symbol, if she were a normal girl right now would be probably working at mcdonalds
>>35496842
>Why does the media imply some 40 year old hag is so sexy?
Her brand is still worth a lot of money to them. They want to keep it relevant. She is Angelina Jolie the bombshell, not Angelina Jolie the talented actress.
>mfw my parents are threatening to murdering each other
>>35496818
Literally run away, leaving a note that tells them that you won't come back until they work things out.
>>35496848
I've got nowhere else to go.
murder them both and make it look like they both bled to death after a fight then get sympathy sex at their funerals and life insurance bux
How do you do life if parents don't buy you a car and you live in a small town. Is that truly life on impossible mode?
>>35496815
go get work, save up a month of income and you'll be able to afford a car.
>>35496815
Life on impossible mode is being born in a really fucking poor country as a poor man.
You're bitching because mommy won't buy you a car just for her little prince, and suddenly that's 'life on impossible mode'.
Fuck off.
Do you think women realise just how deeply and permanently they can ruin us? A simple laugh or a sound of disgust can destroy our self-esteem in ways that are beyond their imagining
Maybe grow a thicker skin and stop taking shit so personally.
>>35496835
this and if its really a problem go write an album about it and take lsd OP
>>35496790
You are either underage or you lack a few layers of ectodermal tissue.
>tfw finally beat the computer at chess
>>35496766
I don't get it.
Is the computer programmed to sometimes intentionally throw the game?
I mean being a computer it could easily win, no matter what.
>>35496766
computers dont lose at chess at the highest level
the last time a human beat a top level computer was 2004 i think
>be me in third grade
>ask girl if she wants us to be an item
>she bursts out laughing
>haven't approached another girl in 11 years
Tell us your stories.
last year working at a film production, meet a qt and we get along the whole week, but she never gave me her number and I didnt asked so I probably never meet her again unless she goes to my college
>tfw i still love her and keep dreaming with her
>>35496748
I've never even attempted to ask anyone out but I'll give you a bump.
>work up courage to ask girl in class out for coffee
>she says yes gives me her number
>never text her
>never go to class again the whole semester
Say what you want about normies, at least they're happy.
>>35496726
Because of serotonin levels, not by choice.
Don't remind me
Origin
>>35496726
Happy? Yes.
But its through delusion.
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fuckin ell
u ok dude?
origin
>>35496703
Are you drunk? This seems like something I would do if I was drunk.
So I was looking at my old female videogame characters and felt like installing and playing with them again. I was sad that I will most likely never meet someone like her since she is a female version of me and would most likely need to have my DNA or something. But then I remembered that I can have children who would literally have my own DNA (and my wife too, granted that I dont fall in love with a mongoloid).
I think what makes sense now is to make a lot of children. I dont think there can be a higher joy than having children in the realm of Earth.
>>35496697
>I dont think there can be a higher joy than having children in the realm of Earth.
Think about it for a sec, you're going to impose life and death on some random being in a misguided attempt to make yourself happy/satisfied? That's normalfag tier thinking.
>>35496890
Fuck off anti-natalist if life is so bad you can just kill yourself
>>35496998
But I'm already alive? Why would I kill myself if I'm already here? Killing yourself means pain and pain is bad, I do not want to experience pain so I will not kill myself. My individual life is not that bad as in all my basic needs are met but overall the experience is not worth repeating and I wouldn't endorse it by reproducing, it's a shit game of wants that ultimately can't be satisfied. Not very complicated.
Ask a 26 year old black man who has mommy gf in her 40s anything you wish
Not sure how i did it bros.
Because your black
>>35496637
r...e...ee.....e..e.e...
hope you get perma banned faggot
>>35496637
You started dating that black women I met on FetLife and who I ate the booty of on a picnic table in the state park?
Fuck, I should have stuck with her...