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hmm, I don't really experience this, just social rejection

>tfw Chad will never mess with you then go "relax bro I'm just messing with you"

>>35497607
Just don't pay attention.

>Walk down the street and there's men sizing me up

Don't pay attention

>Go to university and there's men trying to one up you and brag how much better they are

Literally where the fuck does this happen??

>Go to work and you have to compete and fight day in day out with other men over a billion little things

What fucking job do you have?

>Go online and it's an endless stream of insults from other men "kys", " you're a pussy", you're retarded! I'm better than you!

Don't pay attention?

>Get a random phone call from some male telemarketer telling me to sign up at their shoddy online uni or access my bank account details.

hang up?

OP you sound like you're just projecting your insecurities or are just completely delusional.

>>35497656
>if you do relax you're responding to his command, so he's still messing with you
>if you don't relax you show that you're triggered and his venture is a success
no way to win

>>35497601
It's all psychological, maybe you should address the root of the problem before the weed (winkwink) gets out of hand again.

Someone please help me understand this.

>>35497633
I need it as medicine

Lol this never came to mind.

But no i wouldnt. Maybe other stuff though now that you got me thinking about it.

lol fuck no I'd make a bitch disappear right to me

How should this even work? If I move my pelvis forward, so I move my ass forward. The relative ass-to-dick movement is about zero in this process, so I am not able to fuck myself. And portals on moving surfaces to not work, so this is out of question as well.

However, I could massage my prostate quite easily through a portal.

>>35497495
just gotta do it, brah

>>35497495
just drop out and hang yourself

>>35497556>>35497532
I JUST LIE IN BED ALL DAY MAN, IM SLOWLY ASCENDING TO ULTIMATE ROBOT AUTIST TIER
SOMETIMES THROUGH MY DAY I FEEL INSPIRED AS FUCK, LIKE MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE - BUT I ONLY TRY FOR A LITTLE BIT THEN SUDDENLY FEEL ULTRA DEPRESSED AAAND IT KEEPS REPEATING AND REPEATING

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>6 months taking anti depressants
>Been working out and improving myself
>Still a kissless manlet virgin who has no reason to live.
>Also addicted to the anti depressants my doctor gave me
>Life is good.

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>>35498386
I see myself going down that road as well

>>35497258
the only solution is to kill yourself dont be stupid

stop jacking off whilst staring yourself in the eyes of your reflection

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uhm have u tried being urself yet?

>>35497243
FBI-chan is waifu

>>35497285
fbi-chan is MY waifu

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>>35497285
>>35497317
You're too old to be fbi san's waifu.

sick whip my dude

do you get diagnose shizoid some neetbux?

What does that have to do with being schizoid?
I really enjoy sitting around alone doing nothing all day.

>>35497200
Very patrician fetish. Would you happen to know where I can find porn of girls wearing this?

>>35497220
http://www.salutmoms.com/pictures/hardcore/i-have-a-wife/milf-in-turtleneck-fucked/

because then:
perpetual boner=perpetual masturbation

i just choose to live with the perpetual boner

Sometimes having a boner feels better than masturbating

because i live with parents

>>35497166
yeah I wouldn't pour my heart out, but I don't know how close you are to this girl or what this girl is like so

just sleep off today and then get some fresh air tomorrow before class, relax a bit

if ya got something you really need to get off your chest post it here, i promise I'll read and respond without bullying you

Why are you always so tired, distant and silent?
Class?

>>35497166
> normie the post

if you get texted by a girl you literately need to leave

>>35497142
What are you talking about? origigigig

>>35497142
Which 2hu would you fuck?

Whenever I get a close group of friends, I fuck it up by either being annoying or being reclusive.

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>>35497076

I'm a footfag, but that's just disrespectful.

>>35497076
Only if you rest it on my face hnnnngh

>>35497123
You wouldn't undergo some social humiliation to feel Stacy's soft feet and moist nylons against your shoulder?

Are you gay or something?

>>35497029
I'm sorry to say this but from my experience (5 different therapists) it is a complete scam and nothing like how you see in the movies or tv shows. I literally had one lady tell me to close my eyes and breath and that I was "addicted to thinking too much." And then she had me fill out a sheet and collected 200$ from me.

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>>35497146
>And then she had me fill out a sheet and collected 200$ from me.

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>>35497146
>"addicted to thinking too much"
Wew. That's a unique sort of retarded.

I'm thinking a red flag for therapy is if the therapist is female.
This will be hard to work around, though, since the vast majority of 'therapists' are women.

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>tfw dreamed that you were god again

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>it's another wet dream
I've had like 3 this month. Stop this shit pls

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>it's another dream where i still have friends