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Stop acting like you can't fix your problems.
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im not. im just not fixing my problems.
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>>35498112
There is no point in investing time in something that bring nothing in the end.
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>>35498121
Stop being complacent.
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Hey robots.
It's late and you know what that means.
That's right, crippling loneliness and existential dread.
Let's chill a little. Tell me about yourself.
I'm 23. I like music, cooking, girls and animu. I've also killed a man. Only one of these things is a lie.
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No way you like cooking, anon
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>>35498433
I got into it recently after living alone for a bit. Started with throwing garlic and onions in with my meats, few months later my pantry is full of spices and my fridge is always full of ingredients. Never thought I'd get so excited seeing chicken on sale for 2 kilos for 4$
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>>35498564
How do you cook chicken? I live alone too and often eat it but i'm pretty bad at cooking so it's not too exciting
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> Mom tries to whisper on the phone about you in the next room but you can hear everything she is saying
>People not telling you what's wrong and making you ask them or others
>People never replying to your "how was your day?" Text
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>knowing i'm slowly ruining my future by pretending to be satisfied with constant mediocrity
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>when you're the only one having fun when you get drunk with people
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>>35498060
You can't post something like that and not give sauce
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>>35498060
>tfw I expected the girl in this webm to have a penis
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>>35498182
Are you blind or just stupid? My guess, homeschooled.
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Bump for petite girls
Life is trash if you aren't an instagram male model.
This is happiness beyond anything you can fathom. It's impossible to appreciate how easy, stress-free, validation filled, and endorphin-releasing these lives are but we can guess.
They've escaped the rat race. No 40 hour weeks, no hours spent in traffic commuting, no deadlines to worry about, no essays to research, no projects to lose hair over. No forcing yourself to wake up early, force-feeding for energy even if not hungry.
You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because women keep GAWKING at you. You have to hide a shit-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
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>>35498048
Further proof that god does not exist and that inequity is the human condition.
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>>35498048
if you think good looking people have all the shit in life figured out you sir are an idiot
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>>35498178
t. ugly faggot
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is my hairline fucked lads? people on /fa/ say it's time to go for a buzz cut but i don't think it's that bad yet.
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>>35498031
Look I don't know if this is bait or not. On the off chance that it isn't. Your hair is fine.
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Are you jewish OP?
oregano
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>>35498031
cut the sides down and youll be fine. hairline is a little high but nothing out of the ordinary. mature hairlines are almost inevitable
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>last message of the thread again
why do people abandon threads when I reply in them?
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>>35497889
Can't be on here literally 24/7; we all gotta pass out at some point
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>post reply
>tons of people respond to me
>dont know what to say back
>get stressed out
>leave thread
pssh.. get on my level
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>>35497889
I'll stay in your thread bro. What do you want to talk about?
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>fantasize about living with a girl
>fart all day several times or my belly hurts
>most of them really stink
>realize I wouldn't be able to fart when we sleep together or are near each other
>probably can't live with a girl because of my farts
I'm having the weirest, shittiest feelings right now.
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>>35497836
its not that bad. she will get used to it, there are worse habits. girls fart just as much as guys do.
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>>35497836
I know that feel man.
Oregano
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>>35497844
>she will get used to it
No, no.
You don't get it.
Even I am not used to it, and I produce them.
Sometimes they stink. Really bad.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
I have never heard anyone say "good guy, I like him but I couldn't live with him because of his farts".
God damn it, It's always something. Just when I try to fix one problem another one pops up.
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This is Hannah. She broke her neck in an accident and is a C5 quadriplegic, paralyzed from the chest down with limited use of her arms and hands, but she's as qt as any Stacy out there.
Now tell me, robots, why haven't you tried getting a disabled gf?
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>>35497820
Because one of my hobbies is running, and i dont want her to feel bad and left out.
I wouldnt mind dating a girl who is disabled in other ways though, but i dont make enough money to support someone who isnt working. :(
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Sure, a pair of boots would last a lifetime. Checkmate footwear jew!
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I have tried, they reject me like they all do.
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>tfw no sanpaku bf
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>>35497796
What are you going to do when you run out of words?
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>>35497796
I don't know if you haven't been posting as much or I just haven't seen your threads but I haven't seen one of these in a few weeks
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>>35497796
Thanks, Doc.
You can see the white space below the black parts of my eyes if you look carefully enough.
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I have a small dick, erectile dysfunction, and premature ejaculation. Why do I even exist?
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>>35497769
Maybe fill your life with things you enjoy doing to remind yourself that you are a capable, intelligent person.
Try cooking or some other creative pastime.
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>>35497769
stop jacking off and watching porn so much, will fix two of your issues.
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>2017
>still no cute darkskin black gf
Life hurts. How can I get a black girlfriend, guys?
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>>35497746
Just go buy one from the auction when they're in town
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>>35497772
You're rude, to be quite honest.
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>be 27 year old robot that somehow managed to get married
>wife made brownies and told me on facebook
>wanted to say mmh brownies but autocorrect changed it to meh brownies
>don't want to admit the error, so I continue and say I prefer cupcakes
>now she's mad at me and I can't admit the error anymore because she would think I only say that to calm her down
What do? Can she divorce me because of that?
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>>35497628
she looks like she desperately needs some BBC
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>>35497628
you're married, not a robot. kill yourself.
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>>35497628
Tell her that it was a mistake, otherwise Tyrone Mcbull will have to visit her.
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Can anyone tell me what lesbian sex is like? Is it as romantic as it is on paper?
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Why don't you watch a video and find out?
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>>35497664
I want to know the emotional and spiritual part.
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>>35497626
imagine straight sex but without dick inside
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I have never had a girl friend in my life
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>>35497625
join the club, you fuck
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>>35497631
I just want to know what it is like to have a friend who loves u for who u are
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>>35497625
>I have never had a girl friend in my life
If you're white, you have no excuses