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>>35498551
if it were unlimited it'd be boring

>>35498551
it's not coming fast enough i wanna be fucking dead NOW

>>35498541
Stop owning a iPhone you jew

>puffed up rice coated in sugar
>a good mixture to balance anything out
lmao

>>35498572
how do you know its an iphone you fag

>>35498598
LMAO what

Why would you quit one of the few jobs that can be done remotely? You could have moved to the UK and do your work from there. If not, find jobs there.

Similar thing for the screenwriter job. I don't know much about it, but I assume you can write your scripts anywhere and then send them "to Hollywood". From what I've also heard, but I think it's wrong, film school is only used for networking. You can "learn" the rest by being enthusiastic and watching films and reading resources on your own.

Again, I have not much experience, but I think you made a mistake by quitting a stable job which would serve as a base to branch out into life and things you enjoy.
A job allows you to have money to spend on hobbies. Hobbies allow you to meet people. Hobbies and people make you feel worthwhile. Feeling content and worthwhile is what's needed to get a romantic relationship.

>>35498702
>Why would you quit one of the few jobs that can be done remotely?
I couldn't work that job remotely, I quit it before I moved to UK.
But depression hit me hard when i got there so I came back, i guess I'mjust a coward that I couldn't adapt to the new environment.

>>35498479
get into pentesting, then abuse it to get a rush so that you can feel alive

>>35498371
SJWs are retarded and die off very fast when capitalism stops supporting them

>>35498371
Well that was the mentality of the colonialists when they first arrived in the Americas

what strawman is he arguing against?

>>35498368
have you ever had a gf?
have you ever had sex?
do you have any friends?
can you handle talking to people?
if you are a virgin and the majority of the answers are no: you are a robot, and you are welcome. otherwise get the fuck out

>>35498368
If you're anything like what your greentext implies, then you're probably very anxious to see what people on here have to say about whether you belong here or not.

I'd say hang around here if you get something out of it, be it a sense of belonging, amusement or comradery but don't let yourself get consumed by this flooded shithole of a board.

>>35498590
>have you ever had a gf?
Yes, last one was over 6 years ago
>have you ever had sex?
nope
>do you have any friends?
I have 2 or 3 people that think we're friends but I secretly hate them all
>can you handle talking to people?
I try sometimes but usually say awkward shit or piss people off
>if you are a virgin and the majority of the answers are no: you are a robot, and you are welcome. otherwise get the fuck out

>>35498600
I've been refreshing the page since I posted it..

i literally need one more exam and a six week practical and i would have my degree. cant be fucked to organize either and its been 2 months. havent even got drug problem as an excuse.

m-maybe tomorrow!

>>35498347
I used to be at the point where very thought that filled my head was about killing myself. It didn't matter if I was bored, happy, in love, excited, sad, it was always suicidal thoughts then I went to therapy and have had maybe 10% of the thoughts I used to but now its creeping back to where it used to be and all I wanna do is sleep all day. When I get on my computer I don't even do anything, reddit and 4chan are boring and the same thing everytime and video games just aren't as fun as they used to.

I really wanna end it all because life is just miserable and I'll never get my cutie gf that I've always dreamed of.

I've been like that for the past 4 years. I don't want to do anything, I don't want to feel anything, I don't want to think at all. It's all so tiring, everything is terrible and I feel like shit from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed.

>>35498310
Being a nigger or a muslim

oregano orangutan

>>35498325
I'd much prefer having black- or mudslime privilege desu

>>35498310
just buy some tretinoin cream...............................

I think it's another word for white knight

>>35498289
Feminist ''allies'' and the such.

>>35498289
numale = someone i dont like

It doesn't have to make sense, just call everyone you dislike a numale. It will at least get a reaction from them

>tfw no qt tree climbing tomboy gf

>>35498275
testrgrgeregerg

someone should call the fire
department

>>35498261
It's literally piss, mate

>>35498271
fpbp as always /thread

>>35498261
Because it's lewd

>>35498226
Loneliness has followed me my entire life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

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I don't know who this guy is but I think he deserves my respect.

>>35498422
Nazi propaganda man, Hitler's BFF.

California, roman culture, Confucian religion, theocracy named Da Qin

>>35498217
African Union
Atheist
Africa

>>35498430
>atheism existing in EU4
get out casual

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>>35498202
i think girls are fucking retarded
that doesnt mean i wouldnt fuck one just that i dont enjoy the shit they do IRL and their poor, lowest subhuman level social interactions.

>women at nightclub
>wants to hear babykilling jokes and to get free drinks, obviously crazy / daddy issues

>women at city
>pretentious fake as fuck assholes who are really privileged and judge anyone they see thinking that makes them superior instead of assholes. cunts to the core.

>women outside city
>dumb af but nice by nature, end up marrying some truck drivers and forget how a condom works within a year of the start of relationship. Lives and dies poor without ever contributing to the world

>Hippie scum
>dude weed, starbucks, tumblr, film festivals lmao. being high makes me superior

>goth girls
>retarded as fuck fashion sense, dangerours whenever depressed meaning you could end up in hospital, ties to satanism or do other weird shit to annoy you

So basically if i want in a relationship it cant be with someone whos as a person complete bag of dicks coz id had to see that person more than a week in a row. Fuck low quality and theres A LOT of low quality out there

>>35498202
>hates women unironically
please leave

>>35498202
So is 5'10 just disgusting manlet level

SSRIs are probably the easiest way

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>>35498168

kek'd quite hard.

Also, duplicate pepe.

I was living on antiandrogens for a few months

Some effects I noticed;
>zero sex drive, never wanted to fap, very liberating feeling
>found it easier to laugh
>skin became cleaner, softer
>body odor diminished
>more focused and motivated (quit vaping, stopped biting my nails, lost a bit of weight)

overall a pleasant experience
obviously had to stop because of gynecomastia and osteoporosis
if it wasn't for that I'd still be taking them

This is downright sad

>>35498155
Is it bad that I think this isn't a bad idea?

>>35498155
You can buy a decent sex doll for $1200.