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>>35499953
i know that feel. lots of girls are interested in me online, i just want someone who will love me and talk to me and not send mixed signals and go days without saying anything. it seems like a lot of these girls who message me have bfs and are really just looking for validation from someone hot

>>35499953
how do you find these girls, i want to be a online chad

Because I dropped out near the end of 12th grade.

>>35500417
Why didn't you finish?

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>>35500442
Because I didn't give a shit about the schoolwork, I just drew in my notebook the whole time.

I told them it helps me focus, and they bought it. It was a lie though

im 6'3 with a beard and full ride academic scholarship but im still a robot wtf u mean

>>35499967
no you're just a fucking idiot

>>35499938
I'm 6'1 with long skinny legs and good fashion sense but girls wont even look in my general direction because I'm as shitskin

I'm more of a /skinnyfat/ guy myself
>ftw skinny as fuck arms and legs, but big belly and ass
I look like an alien

>>35499991
maybe ATP?

>>35499931
kek, look at your bones, you're completely normal, i have a wrist of 16 cm, i'm probably underdeveloped.

>>35499865
I was under the impression Robots didnt use phones cause they dony have anyone to call.
Some cheap nokia maybe.

>>35499865
>phone with an actual keypad
damn, i'm getting one

A $50/yr NetTalk VoIP landline box with an AT&T 210 trimline phone attached.

>>35499851

Thanks Overwatch

>>35499882
H-how did you know? Not even the competitive mode.

you should shitpost more and grow a thick skin. It is amazing feel that no one can hurt you anymore

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Yes. 2d okay?

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Shower ass thigh gap

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Spreading butthole thigh gap

Because it's the only time in your pathetic life you'll receive validation, and it's on a fucking anonymous image board on top of it! Hahahahahahaha

>>35499814
The attention-starved getting attention.

Maybe cause its all the attention we can get on daily basis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCEilPMNak

>>35499789
https://youtu.be/CkhdeyOug-U

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bretty gud song btw op id give it a 7/10 a bit long maybe but i see why you like it

>>35499724
You are pretty much fucked, desu.
Might wanna try those dick extensions they use in porn or date girls under 12 exclusively.

Amateur porn is filled with obese guys with tiny dicks...

>>35499724
I'm 4.5-5" and dating a girl who I took the virginity of, and she cums every time. Learn how to eat pussy, learn how to work the G-spot and the clit and she won't care how small your dick is. As long as it's thick enough to let her feel something, if you've prepped her enough through foreplay, she'll be wanting you to cum as a thank you for making her cum. I fucked a few craigslist sluts, a couple strippers and a handful of tinder sluts in the past, and clit/Gspot work was the magic. Also, nipples. Sex isn't just about penis-in-vagina action, it's about feeling sensual. Give her a body rub, feel her curves and make her feel sexy. She will help you in return.

I have been relatively made fun of my dick before though. It was some roastie bitch I met through tinder, we got a few drinks, fucked and then said I was one of the smallest she'd been with, but I did well with what I had.

>>35499648
Made me kek. Here's on (you) for that.

>>35499648
Lol maybe (you) want daddy to beat your ass...

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thanks guys heres some for you

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>>35499565
so far this is what i have. the questions are very stupid & superficial desu.
also you seem interesting op-kun, though the less polite part is unfortunate...

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>>35499930

The less polite thing is probably because I answered that I don't mind "offensive humor", or when people say "this is so fucking gay", and stuff like that, even though I don't do it personally. I also don't put feelings over rights, and don't feel the need to cuddle minorities: they are what they are and have the right to exist and do whatever they feel like, but don't ask me to pander them.

One thing that I find a little weird, is how the profile shows only my "shortcomings" when not expanded, but only the "qualities" of other people I visit.

Cant do that Anon.
Cant you see the (you) is destroying your life?

@35499564

I'm not going to feed your addiction. Seek help before you're giving blowjobs for (you)s

>>35499588
>>35499593
How can you deny him his dopamine shots?

>>35499562
^this is your brain on porn

>>35499562
this was the best post today i actually laughed

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>>35499562
>tfw i'd rather die of cancer than get my prostate exam

>>35499549
the sad truth is that there is no such point. you make choices every day, even if you fixed one of them you would still fuck it up some time later.

>>35499563
This.
>redoing my life would change anything.

On the other hand our past makes us who we are, and we can't change it anyway, so I guess we should accept it/move on.

age 14. or 15. or 17. fuck even a year ago would be great.