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>female friends invite me to beach on several occasions
>say no because I don't want to see them in bikinis and get sexually frustrated because I'm a kissless virgin
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>>35500786
What if one of them digs you? You should go out, have a fun time. Make them laugh
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>>35500943
Neither of them "dig" me, thats why I'm their friend. They both want Chads, I am far below their expectations.
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>>35500786
>female friend
Farther than I've ever gotten at least.
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Am I cute my lovely robots?
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>>35500749
you like fine
get a better haircut and lift weights for 3 months
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>>35500749
You're a fucking faggot but you have legitimate potential.
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>>35500749
I don't know about you but this boy surely isn't.
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Is it true that only shallow people fall in love at first sight?
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I'd say so.
Orig
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>>35500722
I unno.
I start feeling strongly about girls who give me any special attention though.
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If you mean it in the literal sense, then I have to agree
If it turns out you get talking about love them outside of their appearance though, obviously thats not shallow
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Autism isn't real. It's just bad parenting.
Prove me wrong.
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Read a book.
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Proof delivered
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>>35500725
/thread
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You stand in front of a crowd of 500 people with a microphone right near your mouth.
250 are female, 250 are male.
50 are asian, 50 are white, 50 are black, 50 are latino, and 50 are Indian for both gendered groups. Assume they're all normies with a few Chads and Staceys mixed in.
You have to confess your philosophy/beliefs/thoughts on:
>women
>racism/racial schisms/eugenics/what you think of certain races in general
>the poor, the rich
>purpose of life, and religion
How hated do you think you'd be? How many people out of that group would hate you?
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>>35500688
#bump#1 wewewew
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>>35500688
It would think it'd be alright
90% of indians would hate me
60% of latinos would hate me.
10% asian/white/black would hate me
It's hard to guess because each person forms their own opinions, and whatever you say there's a guarteed 20% of those people that would hate you for some reason.
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DONALD TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT.
I
Ayo hol' up
IF IF IF IF IF IF IFIF IF IF IF IF
OKIE
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Should sex be a human right? Certainly our urge to spill our seed in a nice plump pussy is as strong as our desire to quench our thirst and satiate our hunger.
Pic unrelated
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>>35500576
No one forbids you to have sex besides your inability to get laid.
Get a hooker.
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>>35500623
But prostitution is literally illegal
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>>35500623
1. It's illegal.
2. No hookers in my town.
3. No money either.
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>40000 word + working program coursework due in a month
>family won't stop playing loud niggermusic
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>>35500513
>family can't stop playing loud nigger music
are you nigger?
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>>35500551
No, I'm adopted though, and yes my family is black.
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Sup robots
I have to tell you something
>Be me
>Start to work as care taker
>There is this one girl i have a crush on
>Think she might like me too because shes nice and shit
>Find out today that she has a date with a mudslime (shes mudslime too btw)
Why does that Shit happen to me robots? And how do you deal with shit like that, i feel like im getting sick when im just thinking about her now.
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>>35500512
Shit happens anon. Move on. Stay strong.
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>>35501140
yeah its not like one shitskin is end of the world, just fuck someone else
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Hey guys. I was bored in class so I did this. I hope you like it.
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>>35500506
I don't like this but I chuckled
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>>35500506
good way to soend your time in class makiung unfunny comics, great job!
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>>35500536
I'm glad it at least caused some sort of positive reaction on someone.
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Why the fuck do so many grils love camping and hiking?
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Both require no conscious thought to do. I could hike for years and think less than an autist watching anime cause nature is empty
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>>35500503
I would suck this dick :3
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Nature is pretty.
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>extremely gifted in linguistics and composition, great reading comprehension
>can read through a sizeable book in less than a week with ease
>was at the top of my class in AP English back in high school, would get 90 or higher on even the most challenging essays
>can't into basic algebra
>brain almost hurts when trying to add or subtract triple digit numbers mentally
am I a retard who just happens to have a special gift or am I smart and just suck at math?
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>>35500483
Sounds like you're right brain dominant. Was this blog post just to humble brag about your reading?
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>>35501122
no I just want to be less retarded at math and know if I'm a retard or not
most of the stuff I said was just to show the contrast between my writing and math skills
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>>35501165
It sure sounded like a humble brag.They are the worst kind of people.
>tfw no gilrfriend
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>>35500459
>tfw no one to read a bed-time story to
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>>35500459
i dont think any of us know that unique feel
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>>35500459
I felt that feel for 19 years, anon... but I think I just lucked out with my gf... met her in the most robot way possible, online. Now she's here with me and I feel genuine love from another besides my family. It's strange
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Which hep would you burn?
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>>35500456
Left Hepburn <3
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Neither, I'd go with Lauren Bacall.
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>>35500456
def left
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What did they mean by thiis?
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We went out of our way to make both sexes seem like they're equal because muh equality
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>>35500433
Secular humanism is a cancer that has managed to poison the minds of the majority of our society
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>>35500433
The test makers started to account for environmental, social and economic factors to create a more relevant outcome.
"equalize gender performance" is unfortunately put they obviously mean "account for various factors that would explain the difference"
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>he watches capeshit
>he plays video games
>he watches anime
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>He posts in an indonesian knitting forum
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>>35500425
Joke's on you I don't watch capeshit
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>he works 40+ hours a week, then just drinks and watches tv on his time off