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If you had your youth back you would probably do the same shit you did last time, thinking "wow look at all this time I just got back, I can put it off a day". You're still the same person. No use thinking about it

>>35501447
>tfw young (22) and doing this now and will probably be even worse than OP at his age
Why is it so hard to change yourself?

I woke up telling myself I'd do productive stuff and ended up doing shit all again.

>>35501324
good luck my robot. Post here the results

>>35501324
You know the drill.
Post those results my boi!

>>35501418
>>35501586
Im waiting, she askes me about the night we meant and i said something about how i thought she was interestes in me and she said she wishes we coulsve talked more so i asked her directly if she was interested

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>>35501266
What country?
I'm pretty sure every country has smoke shops, just go in and purchase a "water pipe" for smoking "tobacco" like EVERYBODY ELSE.

>>35501266
Grab a 20oz plastic bottle.
Burn a small hole with a cigarette on a little above the lower part
Make it tight enough the blunt can be held.
Fill with water.
Put lit blunt on the hole you made
Take a hit though the mouth of the bottle
Dude weed lmao

>>35501266
my favorite makeshift method is an apple pipe, i used it all the time in middle school

Keep your hate speech off of this campus.

>>35501247
Fuck you anon. Give this one thing to me

genuine robots only post tried and true memes

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>>35501195
No,because I never leave home, except for school,plus the screen doesn't get very bright,so it would be inconvenient to play outside.

>>35501195
no, cauze i dont like 3DS's

No, but I've been playing my psp in public.
I'm not autistic, r-right?

>>35501107
For me*** I meant

>>35501107
I feel like shes fake as fuck.

i go off on a tangent and more or less say that i want to kill myself. she just says "stop" the more i try to get a word in on the matter. is it because she feels guilty about the way i feel

it isn't like i want to hurt her feelings. or the feelings of anyone. i actively try to avoid that at all costs, i don't like hurting anyone, but expressing my feelings in almost any way seems to have that affect. why am i the one that has to suffer that way

Doesn't sound like you wanna kill yourself
Sounds more like you wanna live differently

>>35501764
maybe. it feels like i have the responsibilities of everyone surrounding me yet they dont even know it. like i have to act as this guardian angel and stay alive for everyone elses sake besides my own, which is why im not allowed to kill myself unless i was the only one left

and the worst part is that all the shitty facebook communists refuse to listen to what anybody else has to say about communism if it doesn't fit their ideal.

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>>35501045
>ywn usher in a virtual Dark Ages where the internet is kill globally for a while

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what is "communism"? the people who seem to dislike it the most never define it

You should be open and honest unless you're suicidal or some kind of criminal that they'll have to report you for. I don't know whether they can help you, but I hope they can. God speed

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>>35501065
i guess i will tell her about no gf > being fat > and being nihilist. thanks btw

>>35501095
> being fat
>and being nihilist.

honest to god mate nothing personal but you should probably kill yourself instead.

>>35501029
Tell them it is because of your stump of a penis.

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>>35501029
MRW my parents genetics gave me (secret) schizoid
MRW im super antisocial, no friends, gf, social life
MRW my family won't leave me alone with my weird ass pointless lifeless lifestyle

>MRW
Yeah, you can go back now.

>little sisters number is on the bathroom stall again

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>mommy had four different visitors today

>>35500980
Why are you in love with a whore?

Never expected to see The Donald posting on r9k

>being racist in public
>trying to redpill normies even though I know I will only make them mad
>telling girls how small my dick is just to make them feel uncomfortable
>wrecking girls in video games and making fun of them afterwards
>laughing at fat cosplayers at anime cons
>telling atheists that God exists
Fuck, I'm an edgelord.

>>35500963
milo is pretty gay though

>>35500963
anyone who unironically likes milo should perish

>>35500994
yeah, this. he is a normie meme now. just a joke and never really has any substance to his [whatever the fuck he does]. it like debating 11 y/o's with the people he comes up against. everyone knows they are dumb and stupid so that fake fag doesn't make the world any smarter by saying all that dumb shit he says.

>she wears a choker
>she's submissive

>can't cook
> not petite or at least be thiqqq where it counts
> can't hold a conversation
> is a slob
> born a man
> can't do her hair
> dresses like shit
> likes to eat out for every meal
> doesn't give a fuck about her health
> daddy issues
> some type of mental disorder
> form or current cutter
> listens to reggaeton
> can't speak without thinking it's a yelling contest
> doesn't have goals in life

>listens to anime music
> doesn't leave house
> hates movies

>caring
>not just saying you're a virgin

>>35500878
>the qt nurse asks 'how many sexual partners did you have this year?
>"Wew lady, do I look like I ever had any?"

>>35500878
try saying 500 next time, just to see her reaction