I went for the first time to the subway.
As I walked into the restaurant I felt the heat and I wondered that its still not too late to retreat "must go bye". However, after getting in from the hall I swam and walked down to the store, but I was the only customer so the "little accident" in my order was hardly a disadvantage and people would not laugh.
I walked straight to the checkout and told the lady that "one sub of the day". At this point, the seller looked at me slightly hesitantly, getting a "eeeeh: E" sound. Even though the restaurant was empty, I knew how the walls began to starve me, piercing my body like swords. My heart was probably lying 180 and I knew how the blood packs in my head. Time stopped.
The seller advised me to walk to the end of the line and tell the stuff I wanted to her colleague (who was not there!). I sent the situation by saying "oh" and walked to the end of the glass vinegar, where I saw the "Choose bread" page. I was tempted to think about which of those biscuits is the one that's in the ad. When I thought about this, people came up to me and soon this breadmaker also appeared.
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I said brilliantly that "Hello one of those light sesame breads", I suppose this was enough at this stage, but apparently not enough. The seller had an empty, but awaiting look. Again I felt the heat and blood packing in my head "why do not I choose those before me ...". However, the seller corrected the situation by asking what meal I would take. I did say the day sub (which was otherwise spicy italian), after which the supplementary question was "half or full". Again I was very upset about why I wanted to halve bread (so I was thinking that half meant half of the bread, that is, cross cut), so I ended up with complete bread, until a moment later I realized oh fuck, its that big bread. However, I did not want to fix that i wanted smaller bread. I told my self that now the end goes smoothly.
"Do you want it roasted?", "Yeah roast it". Yeah, I knew this was easy. I was quick to read the instructions on how to do next, but somehow the heathning was still going on and thinking was difficult, I just wanted to get away from here. Now was the time of vegetables, my intention was to take everything except pickles. So I started to list the names of plants one by one until I finally realized that I could have said "Everything except pickles". The seller had, for some reason, a somewhat frivolous look and the person behind me stomped foot on the ground. Not with purpose I suppose, but I knew in my heart that the fault was with me.
"What sauce?" I asked to list my sauces, nodding always understandably when the name of the sauce was told, but I took it first by saying "That one there" and pointing my finger. Of course it would be difficult to figure out what I was pointing to, but after a small thorn, the seller would ask, "So this is what you wanted?" I answered yes.
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Oil, pepper and other stuff I skipped pretty much. I finally got the checkout where my product packed into a plastic bag even if I had wanted to eat it on the spot, but I did not want to negotiate it and accepted my destiny, maybe they wanted to get rid of me? Did I smell bad? Are people like me welcome to the restaurant? Turning these issues around my head I did not hear what the seller asked me so I had to ask "Can you repeat?" Seller wanted to know how if I take it as a meal, I said yes. Soon he lists all the possible meals, which I only understood the word yogurt. Seems like there are more options than only one. The next few moments went quite dark, the heathning had already dropped slightly, but the hot weather did not help it so much. I got some hell of cereal yogurt and empty cup.
I paid for the shopping and I wondered what to do with a blank mug. Hesitations, however, I said "so that soda?" and the seller advised me on a drink point, where there was self service machine. I put the cup full of fresh and nutritious coca cola, but I realized too late that I cant carry that out of the shop without spilling the soda on the floor. There were no lids at all, and I'm sure I will not ask one fucking thing more. I drank some soda out of the cup so that I can safely get out.
Outside I was annoyed that I had no place to eat, home is a long way. I sat down to the concrete floor and opened wraps. About half of the guts fell to the chests. I decided to not give a fuck, I took a bite out of it, did not like it, I put the bread in the garbage and walked home.
Never again to the subway. Fuck life is difficult.
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cool blog bro
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How tall are you, robots? How do you feel about your height?
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>>39622289
5'5". My baby face, voice, and a height that couldn't even be considered a manlet deems me unsuitable for non-text communication
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6'2"
Feels average manno seriously most guys around here are about that height. I wanna move to Murcia and be decently tall
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>>39622289
6'5"
I am insecure and have bad posture because i'm a /skeleton/
But i'm currently working on it
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Is it true that having daily routines keeps you sane?
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>>39622283
Absolutely.
Especially if you're a man, then you also need to do a lot of very strenuous physical exercise.
Women can get away with doing less but still need the routine.
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>>39622283
It helps, because it means you have less hours of the day to spend aimlessly embracing nihilistic thoughts. So long as you are preoccupied, you won't have time to think about how awful everything is.
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>>39622283
Well it's been the only thing keeping me distracted for a year and i haven't gone insane so i'd say yes
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party thread?
>get invited to party from uni student around my age who was interning at where i work
>have a feeling he just wants to signal that he's fitting in with company culture and would be worth hiring after he finishes his BA
>decide to go anyway since i don't get many chances to be around women
>house is pretty nice, probably his parents
>he greats me then leaves me 20 seconds later to talk to other people
>have only ever been able to bound with people through activities in life so i decide to see if there are any games set up i can join in
>there is a table tennis/ping pong table laying around
>go to it and try to set it up
>someone walks to greet me and plays against me
>i win 13/21, he says good game and leaves
>a group of 3 girls and 1 guy come to play
>one of the girls wants to vs me
>she is terrible
>I really don't like holding women to lower standards so i play her like i played the previous guy
>'come on anon be nice'
>decide to treat her like a child and give her easy shots to return yet she still fails
>the guy is shifting uncomfortably in the background
>she tells me i'm mean and the group leaves
>play another game with someone else before the girls with a todlers hand to eye coordination comes back with a larger group of women
>exclaims that her friend is good and table tennis and will prove that a girl can beat me
>her friend isn't terrible but still nothing special
>she gives up when the score is 3/12
>group leaves after just sighing and saying whatever
>nobody wants to play against me anymore
>the host of the party sets me aside to ask me for my side of the story because i was apparently being an asshole
>I shortly leave for his sake since i'm making the girls at the party uncomfortable
Why is the social acceptable thing to do, to treat women like children while also pretending like they are equal to you?
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>>39622240
easier way to get a vagina.
people are in a party to get vaginas not to play tennis table.
did you imagine the damage if any of them leave because of your autism?
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>>39622240
Obviously you were supposed to let the second lady win. That way she gets to feel good about herself and you get a handy in the bathroom as a consolation prize.
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>YOU DO NOT PLAY TO WIN ANON
Fucking hell, yes I play for the sake of playing, but that doesn't mean I will throw away the game just to be nice to the other person.
>>39622265
Ugh what?
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>tfw 20 year old, 5'3 male
FUCK!!!
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>>39622209
God that must be terrible
Soz dude
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>>39622209
Damn, I'm a 20 year old guy whose 5'4, and I thought that I had things bad...
RIP OP, we hardly knew ye.
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>>39622220
Fuck, I came up 2 numbers short of getting quints. Then again, this isn't the first time in my life that i've drawn the short straw.
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>body looks okay and defined from a distance
>pasty fat fucking mess up close
when will it end
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>>39622192
I guess you can settle for long distance relationships then.
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>>39622247
story of my retarded life
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Study why you eat. Do you eat big portions for lunch and dinner? Do you eat when you get bored? Do you eat when you get depressed? Find out why you eat, then try to curb those negative emotions with something else. Then do some other techniques like drinking water to fill the stomach, and cutting no-sense calories like soda, juice, beers.
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Anon, have you ever used this machine before?
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Didn't I tell you I was a veteran of the Great Water Balloon War of 2015? I told you not to fucking bring it up you insensitive bitch
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>he doesn't mcgyver rudimentary sex toys from condoms
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>"No, I always come prepared"
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Why Are Women So Pleasant To Like Look At?
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Why are women, in general, so aesthetically pleasing?
Part of this is obviously the fact that I'm a straight man, so I'm sexually attracted to women, but there's more to it than that. Gay men are obsessed with beautiful women too, dressing them up in clothes and such, and it obviously doesn't have anything to do with sexual attraction in that case. Women themselves don't care nearly as much about a man's looks as vice versa.
It seems basically everyone is obsessed with beautiful women--straight men, gay men, women themselves.
But the odd part is, it's not easy to describe what makes them so much more attractive than men. They're not actually more symmetrical or anything, their look is just warmer, more inviting, more cartoonish, more cutesy. The attractive types of Men always have those sharp angles which can look cool and alpha but you'd never just ogle that stuff for hours.
With women it's like... their look combines the best adult features with the best young features and blends them into something that's better than either.
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>>39622158
It's an instinct of humans to help the weak. Even on women who can pretty much take care of themselves mainly still look weak just for attention. In short, they're just creatures who live for attention so they are optimized for getting attention. Is that a good enough reason OP?
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>>39622228
Eh men are optimized for attention too brah, genetically speaking I mean. The huge ZZ-Top beard is pretty attention-getting, though most men remove it
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>>39622158
You're conditioned to find women pleasing.
Because let's face it, if they weren't incredibly satisfying to look at, especially when smiling, they'd have greatly diminished value.
As a man, your value is in your strength, courage and intelligence. You solve practical problems. You obtain resources. You defend against threats. Women have already shaped men into what they want for tens of thousands of years.
The genetic evidence that twice as many women have reproduced as men? That number climbs to SEVENTEEN times as many if you go back to before agriculture.
Men have been very carefully selected for two things, to solve problems, and to please women.
That women are universally treasured is no coincidence and has very little to do with their actual utility or features.
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just drew a dick on my feet ama
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I smiled and then chuckled I am immature.
Good job op
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Show us the other one then.
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>>39622156
Is that fucking tipex?
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Post 3 autistic things about yourself
I'll start:
>I commentate video games to myself when I play them; even say shit like 'hey guys'
>laugh to myself when I honk my car that has tainted windows. They don't see me anyways I think to myself
>frequent mosques, churches and synagogues with pen and paper. I take notes of things people do and say
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>I browse r9k
>I browse r9k
>I browse r9k
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> Talk to my dick for hours on end about ascending to Godhood.
> Sexualizing females and female body parts in anime, vidya etc.
>Planning about future events or unlikey situations in an elaborate and totally serious manner even if it's a colossal waste of time.
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> trying to stop biting my nails while growing them and sharpening them to pretend i have clawes #noRawrXD
> being overly symetric ( i repeat anything i do with left hand with my right hand mainly when i am watching something)
> when i have good dream and i wake up i will first need to make up ending till i get out off my bed
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>don't want to wageslave 5 days a week
>can't get NEETbux
>have a huge gap on resume
>family mad at me for not doing anything
Should I settle for a part time job?
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>>39622109
become a cyber monk
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Work full time. Put most of into stocks. Retire within 10 years. You can do it if you're frugal. That's my plan, and barring some major catastrophe like nuclear war I'll be able to live the NEET life for 40+ years with no worries.
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>>39622807
Oh look another retarded kid trying to give financial/career advice to ppl on shit he knows nothing about.
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Story time, shitsticks. Settle down and grab your Pocky and preferred Ramune flavor because this one is a medium/long one.
>Setting the time machine to 10 years ago
>Be me
>Tender young age of 16
>Mom hangs out with a bunch of redneck druggies
>Brings said druggies to the house
Nice people but watch your fuckin' valuables
>One of the druggies brings his girlfriend
>She's a crazy hot Japanese woman
She's a recurring character so we'll call her Marie
>Marie and I start talking and become friends
>I find out she does meth
>Still talk to her often
>Months later
>I turn 17
>Marie's druggie bf cheats on her right before he goes to prison
>She's fucking pissed
>She gets a new boyfriend
>He's 46
>Exactly twice her age
>I find out he's a meth dealer
>expectedit.tiff
>They fight a lot
>She quits meth and dumps him
>He's not happy
>A few more months pass
>Marie comes over very often because my mom loves her to death
>She starts flirting with me
>I flirt back without realizing it like the autist I am
>Mom notices me and Marie flirting
>Mom jokingly tells her not to corrupt me
Keep in mind that Marie was 23 and I was 17
>Marie reassures mom that she won't
>Later that night she went up to my room while I was playing IIDX
>She comes in and is interested in the game
>I don't complain having a beautiful Japanese woman in my room
>She sits and watches for a bit before crawling into my bed
>She said she was cold
>I keep talking to her while playing the game in my computer chair
>She tells me to come over to the bed to join her
>I sit at the foot
>She jokingly calls me scared
>holyshitshe'srightwhatthefuck
>I nervously laugh
>We talk for a bit more before she goes back to hang out with my mom
>I realized how autistic I was
>She was wanting me to lay down with her
>A week passes
>Marie's fighting with her sister and asks to stay the night
>Mom says yes
>Marie arrives
>Her and mom discuss sleeping arrangements
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Hurry origionally pls
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>>39622095
Lurker here, continue now pls
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You should really type these out before you begin posting.
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His love quest finally ended! He found his sweetheart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYZrDfaLGzo
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>a complicated relationship
i too would have complications figuring out just what to do with that lovely boipucci
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>>39622063
Is she aware that she's his gf now?
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>tfw Christine will never look as cute as she feels
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Don't go to underground orgy parties. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
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>>39621953
You can't post something like that without giving us the full rundown.
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Liar, orgy parties are already fun and crowded enough and now you're just trying to damage control to scare off newcomers and have more orgy to yourself
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>>39621953
Because they kidnap you and take your organs
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Do you believe that we're more than a collection of neurons firing electrical signals at each other? Is there some greater purpose or are we all just atoms that tricked ourselves into thinking we matter?
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We don't matter and have no purpose, but you can still think about how you could get hedonistic pleasure during your meaningless life.
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For some fucked up reason, I believe there's more.
None can say for sure. I don't believe in god or anything but I do think there's more to it.
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>>39622003
Absolute nonsense.
>>39621950
Things matter. Suppose we are just neurons, this doesn't mean things don't matter. Stop making illogical leaps.
Chances are, we are more than just matter.