I think i've finally reached full robot status
>be me
>rejected a lot, or more accurately, 'ghosted' a lot
>always seems to go well and even result to getting intimate before women just decide to never talk to me again for whatever reason.
>now a girl actually likes me despite minimal effort on my end
>i don't really care
She's cute and all, but i'd rather play vidya and watch tv. Women are a huge inconvenience to me now.
>op is actually fag
>>35502873
I'm still attracted to women you trap lover, i just don't feel like wasting my time with them. I'm sick of it.
>when you save a good thread in your bookmarks but you procrastinate on reading it until it gets deleted
i just keep the tab open and keep pressing f5 every 5 min until its archived
>>35502726
Does 4plebs auto-archive on a per-post basis so that it still archives threads that get deleted?
My girlfriend and I just had a fight. It sucks being socially awkward. Plus, I'm smart but lazy, so I always procrastinate on my college work. Just a week ago, I got a B- on my African Studies test. UGH!!! -_-
i know how you feel anon, i havent had sex in a week
>I hate being a robot
>My girlfriend and I
I think you should of lurked longer
>>35502723
I haven't had sex in seven units of planck time lads what do :(((((((((((((
Have you guys ever considered not being complete sociopathic assholes for a change?
>>35502608
have you ever considered not making shitty threads on imageboards?
id go full bateman for the chance to drink from those tits
>>35502629
>complaining about shit threads on shitpost central
hoo doggie
Help, I literally cannot stop touching my penis. I'm suppose to be doing no fap but whenever I go to pee I start rubbing my cock. I often wake up thrusting my penis against my bed. I'm giving myself blue balls.
>>35502480
>I often wake up thrusting my penis against my bed
I do that too, it's almost out of my control as well but I usually continue as I become fully conscious
Buy a dildo and carry it on one hand, it will be like those people that replace cigarettes with lollipops.
>>35502480
>half awake
>huge boner
>start thrusting against the bed
>fall asleep
>wake up
>cummed myself
Nice feeling t b h
There's a million mental diagnoses for robotic behavior and half of them are memes. How can you tell if you were screwed psychologically vs just being a shitty human being?
>>35502472
if you're screwed psychologically you're a shitty human being, so 100% chance of the latter
>>35502514
Euthanasia fucking when?
I've always been curious, not sure if any of you guys know.
What type of music do normies/roasties listen to?I really hope its not picture related
Why does Grimes only have 2 dance moves?
>>35502463
top 40 or "anything except rap and country"
>>35502479
That's two more than most people, to be fair.
> Hi anon! I noticed you wanted to pickup a comic book Barnes and Nobles the other day but I was blocking your way, so you just left. Thank you for being so considerate! H-how about lets go out on a date? My treat!
what do?
hi stacy, i saw you at the pool yesterday then i jerked off to you for 3 hours
>>35502422
Fuck off dream is all i need
>>35502470
man i saw this vid just the other day
PERFECTO
and only be allowed out supervised to be bred and impregnated by a man chosen for her?
I would have said crazy years ago but it seems more and more logical.
Fuck whatever it is you said, kill every single one of them and then proceed to have faggot sex everyday until Jesus makes anime real.
>>35502415
This. mah nigga.
origianio
SOMEONE PLEASE DATE ME AND TAKE AWAY MY LONELINESS. MY ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST AND ARE BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE. I CAN'T TAKE THE LONELINESS ANYMORE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO MEET ANYONE
>>35502349
If you got the muscles, I'll take away that loneliness boy.
Try going here >>>/soc/ and here >>>/adv/
>>35502429
Everyone on /soc/ is an attention whore
Apparently, cats see humans as very large cats. How do we come to terms with this?
>>35502347
Yeah well I still can't lick my own dick so fuck you
>>35502347
why cats dont try to fuck us then
By stomping cats until the rest are afraid.
Just spend 450 Euros on video games I'm not going to play anyway, ask me anything.
Why don't you try playing old, cheap video games from the 80's and 90's?
They're not bad games once you actually understand how to play them.
Why didn't you kill youself today?
>>35502184
>Why don't you try playing old, cheap video games from the 80's and 90's?
I'm addicted to video games is the problem. Or I was...
Anyway, half a year ago I bought every old Nintendo and Sony consoles and I aim to get physical copies from them. Lots of copies.
I love older games, grew up with N64 and these were my best memories, then follows the time I got my Wii and PS3 in 2007-2009. Video games used to be my hobby, something I genuinely enjoyed, but now it feels so empty.
I'm still in the middle of the latest Pokemon after getting it on RELEASE last year.
>>35502186
Not truly suicidal, just feel like I'm wasting too much time with work, OCD (compulsive washing) and doing nothing truly productive, while browsing the fucking net all day.
I just want to enjoy my hobby again.
How old do you think you're going to live to, /r9k/?
>>35502066
Old enough to post on 4channel
>>35502066
atleast 60, if im lucky 90.
>>35502066
37 and probably die by nuclear war or getting my shit kicked in in Japan on a work visa
What is it to be "masculine"?
What is it to be "feminine"?
>>35502014
>Feminine
When you liek suqqin the dick
>masculine
When tou like teh dick bein suqqed
>>35502059
Perfect.
/thread
>taking a shit
>it's really hard
>pushing
>my dick starts to get hard
>pushing more
>precum comes out
Did...
Did I just get fucked by my own shit?
Prostate something whatever it's called?
>>35502013
kek prostate stim by your own shit, that's fucked bud
You might be a fag senpai
You might have cancer. Toblerone Jones