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She's mine, and mine only.

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>>35500124
>tfw no tiny himouto to spoil

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I don't have a waifu, I can't handle clinging to one girl after her series ends when she'll probably never have any new stories written about her. Unless you're lucky enough to fall for a Touhou or something else that has ongoing popularity. I just love new girls season to season, pic related. Call me unfaithful if you must but at least I don't misuse the term waifu

you're probably baiting but yes, yes they are. white males should be exterminated. not because they're ebil shitlords but because they are pussies who shame their ancestors.

>>35499873
I wonder if who made that pic was serious about it or not

>>35499873
yeah keep telling yourself that racist, i dont give a shit about your fantasy excuses to be a nigger hitler

He's a complete retard but if the alternative was Clinton then it's probably better.

>>35499075
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fuqqin hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

I regret not voting for him. I've changed my mindset entirely. I want this whole country to go to shit.

Thank fuck he got elected anyway.

Fuck all the Chads and Stacies and their "cute" little spawns. I don't care if you're Red or Blue, Fuck You.

Damn haha. Most girls don't do very well here but I think you'll fit right in

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>>35498960
Awwweee thank you!
I'm not like those others girls, i'm one of a kind <3

Haha i know right
I, too, am not like the other girls

I want to get high on heroin. It seems like the only thing that makes me happy anymore

>>35498468

Can you identify the cause of your unhappiness?

>>35498468
Uh. Don't. Heroin is bad. Mmmkay

I'm 5 11". I feel bad for short men. I'm at least average

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>>35498223
trust me you are not the only one
I k-know a f-friend of mine that feels the same way

>>35498267
He doesn't know yet...
>>35498277
T-thank you
What was the thing that pushed your friend over the edge, friend?

>>35497783
>that kid who left the school and the town after 6th grade and was never to be seen again
That kid was me

>the autistic kid who would anime run in PE get tired and finish last

>that weird autistic kid who everyone made fun of but then became the cool kid for a brief period because he started smoking weed before anyone else
>that kid was you

Govt fucked up economy.

Live in rural area, no jobs locally.

Fiance works + neetbucks.

Studied IT related.

Plenty of work exp, but large gap in cv. I was in the funny farm.

Yes.

Future plans include opening business.

I'm on n the right path, finally.

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Im a neet because im lazy and shy

since 2013 when I finished hs

no, just dad money when he remember to send us

worked on a profesional movie production, I took cinematography classes and Im really good writter and a very nice composer

yes, going to film college next year, publish 3 of my books, start my band and drop at least 3 albums and by 2021 filming my first film

I may have depression, not always but most of the time im sleepy and have no will to do anything

I want to be more confident, stop being lazy and learn how to sing

>>35497700
Schizotypal / Anxiety

2 yrs

no but I do get GBP every now and then

I like to study things myself but I've only ever graduated highschool

worked a year and a half as a clerk at a small franchise, was fun and I was a normie

I want to work in healthcare

Used to ideate when things got bad but I'm doing better now!

I'm doing reel gud now, starting jew pills tomorrow.

>>35497676
being born into this world and being alive

physical would be either migraine headaches when they get really bad or when i had my wisdom teeth removed and forgot to take the painkillers.

mental probably my constant self doubt or some gay shit like that. at least im not on this guys level >>35497709

>>35497676
>mental
the girl I was in love with for three years told me that she did not love me. I felt like dying, and I was depressed for well over six months. It's an incredibly long story and I don't want to get into it, but I was thinking about killing myself for most of that time, due to the combination of problems I had at the time.
>physical
when I was around 11 or so, my back was having spasms and I had a rib touching my left lung as a result of playing football, and getting hit in the ribs in a really cheap way. Looking back, that was nothing compared to the constant pain of her leaving me, I'm better now, I have an awesome gf and all, but nothing really replaces your first love.

>>35496834
>what bad genetic traits did your parents pass on to you?

Non-white skin

>>35496834
>Lots of hair
>Small dick
>Short

>>35497019
Nonwhite race you mean, skincolor is one of the last racial changes, if nonwhites had white brains theyd be okay

Just got offered a new job and I start Wednesday.

What would you do with your last 24 hours of freedom anons?

>>35496820
>Being offered a job
Get out norman

>>35496859
you are a weeb mate

March 4th for me.

>>35496413
I don't text much in general.

The girl I like has been calling me lately but I've been pretty short with her and im trying to get her to stop doing that.

>>35496413
Probably two years I guess, since I've left High School.
I don't miss it.

Tell your mom to set you up a date.

>>35494798
You should try asking girls out.
I'm way too pussy to try this myself. All my gfs made the first move and I just went along.
Good luck.

Date your mom

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>>35494300
>male sex toys suck and nothing can beat masturbation with your hand

Going to have to disagree with you on that one OP.

>pic related
Old time stamp is Old, but thats because Im at work.

I havent used my hand to jack off in like 2 years t b h.

>>35494471
and you paid like 10 grand for this? while women can get a dildo that feels like pretty much the real thing for 20$, nah dude, this piece of plastic is too unsafe to own, I live with my parents

>>35494300
fembot here xD
ive tried using vibrators and dildos and nothing comes close to the real thing
the heat and natural contours and pulsing and just having a hot guy attached is unbeatable, i cant emulate it
i just gotta use my hand

>tfw chubby titcow gf

Life is good.

>greased up piglet

looks good enough to take a rough fucking

>>35493186
You're probably right.

>>35493472
Pigplay is cancer.