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>18
>go to first party ever because 19 yr old Chad took me under his wing
>pressures me to try and drink some vodka and tequila
>first time I've ever drank alcohol in my life too
>do two shots of vodka and a half-shot of tequila (with lime and salt)
>feel fucked up and slightly buzzed/dazed for the next two days
Why the fuck do you anons do this to yourself. Both of these drinks taste like utter ass and makes you less aware of what the hell is going on around you
How the hell do you 21+ anons drink regularly anyway
are you fucking addicted, because I don't know why you would want to do this to yourselves
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>>35503834
Wow what a faggot...you basically drank fucking nothing at all.
How fucking scrawny are you?
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>>35503872
5'6" and 137 lbs
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>>35503834
How much do you weigh anon? I was a healthy 190 lbs when I started drinking and I had to do like 8 or 9 shots before I started feeling anything.
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General feels/sad thread?
>Girl: I have such a big problem ugh
>Me: Not right now ik dealing with my own stuff
>Girl: Wanna bet my problem is bigger than yours?
>Tells me her problem
>Tell her my problem
>Girl: Oh.. Well I'm going to bed, goodnight.
I won.
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>>35503823
Nice one anon. What was the problem?
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>>35503842
A guy liked her. Mine is a too long to greentext
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>>35503879
GREEN TEXT GREEN TEXT GREEN TEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ortgigigig
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I'm in love with my best friend. He doesn't love me back.
Can I kill him? Could I claim self-defense? He is attacking me, after all. Every moment I spend around him is an attack on my heart.
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I just want him to die. Why can't he die? It's snowy. Why can't he just lose control of his vehicle and DIE?!
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>>35503760
>>35503887
You shouldn't suppress your feelings for him, Anon. The way you're approaching the issue just now makes you fantasize about killing someone. I don't mean to say you have to confess anything, but any sort of outlet that'll help not emotionally tearing yourself apart and inducing violent fantasies would be good.Why do I know this feel?
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>>35503760
kill him so you can go to prison and learn the truth of life
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whats the one reason you don't have a girlfriend?
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>>35503644
I am perverted af
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>>35503644
wtf my hand only covers 2/3rds of my forearm.
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I'm a manlet
Or maybe it's because i have avpd and chronic depression, i know another manlet who has no problem getting gfs
Or maybe i'm just ugly
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What's for dinner robits 03/13
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>>35503504
That looks delicious, anon. I'm probably just going to have a Digiorno pizza as a dinner/late lunch.
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>>35503504
i had 8 slices of bread and cheese today as well as a bowl of cereal. poorfag living on my own
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>>35503530
I'm currently living in a hood motel and only have a microwave. I'd be eating pizza if I had an oven
>tfw I have a beautiful, big dick and no one to stick it in
any of you lads know this feel?
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No, I've got a wife to stick it in my big, beautiful dick in.
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>>35503314
That is an excellent penis, desu. You should be proud.
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>>35503314
No
Life decided to make me inadequate in every aspect of my body and life so that I possess not a sliver of self-esteem.
So count yourself lucky.
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> how do you explain that the cutest non-stacies are usually into far left shit? Why are they invariably a vegan, sjw, femnazi?
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>>35503173
Women are emotionally inclined individuals and the left focuses on emotional arguments.
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I'm none of these but I'm still cute. However,I have a feminine penis.
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>>35503173
Because they had human validation growing up, meaning their empathy didn't wither away.
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is Onision robots enemy or is he a robot because he has no friends?
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He's a pedo so he's probably a robot.
saged for e-celeb shit.
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> chad
He can't be a robot, he's just a retard who lucked out on the genetic lottery.
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Onision and depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGBXroJuAY
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>Let's pay over $50 to go to a restaurant and have to cook and prepare our own food!
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>prepare our own food.
Nigger they give you all the ingredients, chopped, and small serving sizes. The only thing you do is cook it. Throwing some meat on a grill and waiting a few minutes. If you are going to bitch about this you might as well bitch correctly. You don't have to prepare shit.
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korean """culture"""
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It's a fun novelty, but I agree that i'd rather order food and have it totally prepared for me.
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>be fembot
>be very hard working and do everything "right" all my life, have an impressive list of academic/career accomplishments
>doesn't matter because i'm ugly
>life sucks, nothing to look forward to, hate waking up for the next day
>watch love live
>start playing the phone game
>grow really fond of the characters, in particular one
>want to cosplay kotori because maybe it will cheer me up and i won't look ugly if i' m wearing 10 pounds of makeup and a wig and a cute outft
>start losing weight, get down to 110 lbs
>buy three outfits
>one comes in the mail today
>have to walk 5 km in a freezing storm to get the package
>it "fits" (its a small) but my body looks so dumpy and ugly in it
>legs are literally short as shit, like stumps
>waist looks thicker than my damn hips
>tits look like old granny tits
>face is still ugly
>the one thing i had to look forward to in this shitty life
>nothing ever goes my way
what the fuck is the point in living and working my ass off when nothing matters? i see cute girls on instagram looking cute as fuck and having fun, and i thought i'd get to make friends with them and have just as much fun. instead they treat me like a fucking leper, and i look like shit in my cosplay to the point where i probably won't even go to the con i planned on going to. why bother? i don't have any friends.
i haven't had a real meal in a month. today, for example, all im allowing myself to eat is a small single portion of yoghurt (110 cal) and a small microwaved sweet potato (250 cal). im starving and tired and hungry and overworked and none of it matters bc i was born with a busted face which means i cant be a normal girl
>inb4 just get a bf
i have a bf, and i resent him. because im so ugly the best i could do is some lazy NEET who never wants to get a job and is fine living at his moms house. meanwhile i'm going to be working 80 hour weeks to keep up a career, how is it fair? that i have to settle for someone who uses me, bc im ugly
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Didn't read but god DAMN I want Minami Kotori to sit on my face
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>>35502917
>i have a bf, and i resent him. because im so ugly the best i could do is some lazy NEET who never wants to get a job and is fine living at his moms house. meanwhile i'm going to be working 80 hour weeks to keep up a career, how is it fair? that i have to settle for someone who uses me, bc im ugly
You're basically a man. This is what most guys do in relationships.
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Respect yourself and you'll manage to land a BF that respects you as well. I'm sure if you're as successful as you say you could land at least a 5/10 that isnt a fucking neet. I also bet you're not as ugly as you say. Take some responsibility for your situation, own up to it, figure out how you can fix it, then do it.
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>go to try and find a job
>see this
WHAT THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL
You literally cannot be a robot if you're tall.
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>>35502687
>maintain personal hygiene
fuck
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they dont want mexican midget babies in the gene pool
why would you want to put your suffering on another human being?
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I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE LADS
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What does /r9k/ think of DBS?
I think the creators are cutting it too fucking close when it comes to goku dying
I also really enjoy the new way they depict the fighting
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>>35502675
How come that goblin has the same haircut as Danny Brown?
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>>35502675
I only watched one part where gohan was fighting this wolf and it was fucking stupid
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>>35502675
>I think the creators are cutting it too fucking close when it comes to goku dying
wait what? when does goku die? you mean when hit comes after him or something?
Goku isnt dead lol he cant die.
also DBS is the fucking best anime hands down, all others are garbage in comparison desu, best story line, best fight scenes and it has nostalgia factor to it too.
>I can't wait to start High School next year
>I'm definitely going to get a gf!
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>>35502655
check out this vid on liquid gen
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Man, I was 12 in '06. I was way more hyped for Halo 3 than I was about getting fanny.
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>>35502655
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUhow the fuck is this not original
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Could someone explain step-by-step how you wash yourself in the shower?
I'm actually retarded please respond
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Get wet, soap up, wash off, get out. It's that simple, but it goes a long way.
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As long as you dry your balls and shit last you'll be fine and dandy.
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>>35502507
Where do you soap up?
How does one even "soap up"? I don't understand what you mean by that
What is the most efficient way of "soaping up"
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>first pet
>took care of at first but developed a habit of bullying the little guy
>habits grew fast and badly, was striking and trapping him
>still took care of him while ocassionly abusing him
>always told myself to stop fucking with him but never did
>one day notice his left foot was broken
>spent days in his house depressed
>he came out and saw him struggle to walk
>his foot was wounded bad (he tried chewing it off)
>didn't want him to live such a shitty situation. Didn't want him to be near me, didn't want my family or friends to see him this way
>I took a lotion bottle and held him by the neck in the corner of his cage
>suffocating I could hear the squeaks of attempts to capture air
>after a minute or two I counted to 10
>after 10 little guy I don't want to see any bit of movement
>let go he's dead
>regret my decision, lie to everyone saying he died from being sick
>parents patronize me for being a terrible pet owner, they're right but it hurts
Miss him already robots. You don't know what you have until it's gone. Love your pet today and everyday.
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Good feels story OP. But bad feels.
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>>35502453
Kill yourself you fucking disgusting beast
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It's just a rat, anon. Your entertainment is more important that a fucking rodent so if you had a good time bullying him, it's alright.
inb4 animal loving cucks