Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8194. page

>>35505373
Cool story, are you a real girl btw or a
>she
?

Good taste, you DID play the first Nier right?

what's that weeb shit?

>>35505290
>implying blue eyes > green eyes

green eyes checking in

how mad are you?

>>35505290
>tfw blue eyes and blonde hair
>tfw still human trash

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I have green eyes and like them so fuck you nigger.

>>35505163
Hah, joke's on you - I'm not cool

>>35505163
Sure thing. I am actually a weed smoking degenerate.

>>35505163
>"o-okay"
>take half a hit
>cough lungs out for like 5 minutes
>don't even feel anything

True story

>>35505093
If you can pass like the girl (male) in the pic, just go for it. If you can't pass, just start lifting and stick with being a man.

It's better being a Robot or a pseudo-Chad than a non-passing tranny.

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>>35505093
asdasfagaga

If you're okay with the extremely feminine action of dying your hair, you could dye your hair black and become part of the fetishized black hair/blue eyes master race.

>>35505048
Am i weird for liking my time at the psych ward?
I actually had alot of fun, though when i started going there i wasnt 18 yet, so i was with people that are 18 and younger, it was pretty fun actually. Most people were 17 16 and we were just chilling having fun.

>>35505048
>tfw you're so alone that nobody will even talk to you on r9k

>>35505108
I went there as an adult. Everyone was miserable, but I loved it because I could speak to so many similar people. I texted my former friends when I got out and i wasnt feeling psychotic. They were "busy" every time, and then eventually I gave up. Bullied in primary school, and left to rot in adult life. Feels bad.

sucking one implies the sucker has no idea what the penis is attached to
how embarrassing it would be to be a confirmed moron
better for penises than mouths are knives

>>35504958
I can tell you're a schizophrenic.

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But I have desu? and I want to suck more, once you start sucking dick it becomes a craving

origainio

>>35504848
I thought it crashed right away so they postphoned the launch?

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>>35504864

It's still in beta, but server is up. When the game is most active there's usually about 300+ players.

>>35504951
From where Do I download?
also I never played the sims 1, I started with 2

>*hopes and prayers*

get
the
fuck
out

I appreciate your sympathy and I hope you will have a good life.

>>35504639
Thank you. But such is life.

good looking latina girls almost always have some crazy mexican thug ex bf that stalks them

Because theyre fugly 99 times out of a hundred

>>35504590
Because they want me as much as any other girl. And every girl wants me dead.

>>35504579
leakforums and hackforums are pretty fun

Here's an inside joke you won't get because those are pretty popular, I guess.

"omni's tits"

>>35504599
>"omni's tits"
ok, mind explaining?

>>35504806
Omniscient is the administrator of HackForums, his name is often shortened to "omni" when spoken about.

LeakForums users and HackForums users often have beef with each other, because HackForums sells shitty e-books, and these e-books are often "leaked" on LeakForums. Cake (the administrator of LeakForums) basically profits from the work of HackForums via donations. If you donate, you get more forum features.

Omniscient has a YouTube channel. He uploaded a video of him cooking. Omniscient is a fat ass, so his man-tits were flapping around in his tanktop. His man-tits are mocked both on HackForums and on LeakForums, so "This forum is sponsored by Omni's tits" is commonly placed at the footer of leaking forums to spite Omniscient.

>>35504534
>gloves
>knife
>alley

not that hard

>>35504554
>security cameras
>hair samples
>knife can be traced
try again

>>35504534
I would get a truck, stretch some piano wire in the front (to act like a razor blade to ensure fatalities), and then drive the truck through a crowd at a parade.

Will probably laminate the windows with bulltproof coating so police wont shoot me dead so fast.

Basically like what the Nice attacker did

>>35504188
I'm hyped for the snow

t. Massachusetts

>>35504323
Maybe this is payback for Brady ascending into Demi-god status.

I'm on spring break and my dad is going to make my brother and I shovel it all and not let us back in until there is adequate space in the backyard so he can pace around muttering to himself while smoking a cig in peace

long island[/spolier]

>>35504154

you can easily conclude from this that there's just not much disagreement on humans being shit

>>35504154
animals are better than humans

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That's because everyone knows humans, while smart and evolved, are huge assholes. Animals dindo nuffin.

Post a recent pic of yourself faggot

origaino

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>>35504132
Alright
and wow the posting rules here are wack

Eh beginning to think this is a bad idea. Dont want to be preachy

>>35503856

get loaded.

Originally.

>>35503869
It only helps cloud them, anon. Not make them go away.

Take a bunch of pills and sleep