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>tfw you have jungle fever and you want to shoot your dirty white oppressor semen into a chocolate princess
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>>35506912
i almost dont even consider this girl black. she has all the features of a white girl
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>>35506912
>tfw had a dream about waking up naked with a gorgeous black woman
>looks just like your pic
>we flirt and make out
>she goes down below the covers to suck my dick
>wake up
I CAN'T EVEN LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN MY FUCKING DREAMS
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>>35507009
>all the features of a white girl
like her skin
and parents
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Why is it that Android users hate sex?
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>>35506845
>tfw android
>tfw 1 sexual partner ever
>tfw still more than ANY windows phone users
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>he uses smartphones
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>>35506845
it is girls who can only talk about their phones and they have fallen for the apple marketing schemes
i'd rather never have sex than support this travesty of life
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TFW edging myself for hours and my cock is dripping.
Any anons know this feel?
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Christ anon the fuck is that 5"x6.5"?
Thats a goddamn chode if i've ever seen one.
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get a job loser wtf
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>>35506744
I'm not gay, but please post more picture of big white meaty cocks
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Fembots, why aren't you this busty and this tight?
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sarah is such a little harlot
cant believe she went from unknown to >200k in a month
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>>35506707
>stronk legs make her look like she has no hips or ass
INTO THE TRASH
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>>35506707
Those legs are gross no ty
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What would you do if you woke up as what most would unanimously consider god?
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>>35506573
Make chad and Stacy pay for what they have done .
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Go back in time and have hideo kojima do whatever he wants
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Probably just sit back and watch while ocassionaly using divine intervention to make someone trip or some shit for laughs.
TINDER is AWESOME!!!
why aren't you using TINDER RIGHT THIS SECOND???
what's stopping you? It's easier then ever nkw to LOSE your VIRGINITY
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>>35506556
you better get a good video of this one, you fuck
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DID HE EVER MAKE THE HOW-TO GUIDE?
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>>35506714
I've been alittle lazy with that but I promise I will get to work on it this week anon, I'm here to help and I want every robot to succeed
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It turns out I don't have depression. 2017-03-14 12:10:42 Post No.35506388
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It turns out I don't have depression.
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I finally found out why I'm always sad, why life seems to have lost its thrill, why it always feels like I'm just living, waiting for death and why I do not take pleasure in the things I once found joy in...
I'm lonely.
I always thought that the reason why I was always sad was because I thought life was meaningless and that time was passing by while I stayed idle in my home doing nothing while my youth escaped from me. I thought that maybe if I did something really impressive and like cool, e.g., appear on my favourite tv show, make a hit song or just have a big experience before I reach 20, I would be happy... But that wasn't it.
I found out the source of my depression on a trip. While on the trip I was put in a group with other teens like myself (I'm 18), and while we were there, we were listening to the advisors. The subject was on how to conduct yourself in an interview. Sitting next to me was a qt average looking girl, if you know what I mean, and we started talking and really got along, I could tell that she really liked me. She began the conversation and afterwards, I felt a familiar emotion.
It was love!
Not to spend too much time on this story because I know that this OP will be too long, but after talking to her, I remember getting on the bus and I looking out the window and the feeling of love overcoming me. It felt like I had my joy back! A weight of pure melancholy was lifted from my chest, colours looked brighter, and life seemed all the more worth living.
I never met her again and soon after my depression came back; but, it showed me that there was hope, a way out of this pit of despair and an actual solution to my misery. It gave me something to strive for.
Love!
Also, if any qt girls want to come talk to me on discord my username is: #4481it'spepenotpepe
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>>35506388
>>>/soc/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/reddit/
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>>35506434
I feel as though this not only belongs here but also could help a lot of bots who are struggling in depression and in the same dump that I am in.
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>>35506388
Making a hit song? Sounds like fun and meaningful to me and that's saying something.
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Why aren't you guys playing the best elder scrolls game?
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>>35506153
who's that sexy faggot on the left?
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>>35506153
>"best"
>Player roll to hit: MISS!
>Old Lady pummels you for 200 damage
>Player roll to hit: MISS!
>Old Lady pummels you for 140 damage
>Player runs out of stamina and collapses
>Old Lady pummels you for 230 damage
>Sorry, you have died
>Reload your last save?
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>>35506153
The first ES game I played was Oblivion when I was 13. I just cannot get into Morrowind. Maybe it is the lack of audio dialog, maybe it is lack of the noob arrow telling me which way to go.
Force yourself to become gay. It makes life much easier.
>I don't understand girls
become gay
>i have a small dick/cant pleasure a vagina
become gay
>no girls share my interests
become gay
>i have never felt the magic of a double prostate+dick orgasm
become gay
Faggots have lower standards. They'll understand you better. Another plus - they're not women. Fuck women.
I turned myself gay through about 3 years of conditioning. Whilst I'd still fuck a girl, dick and man tongue feel good.
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>Force yourself to gay
>Gays make up 2% of the population.
>You went from a 50% base chance of dating someone to a 2% base chance
>Gay people have standards too and won't date you
>Making yourself gay is fucking impossible
Terrible advice.
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>>35506134
>Gay people have standards too and won't date you
HAHAHHAHAHA. What's the standard they have? Must have at least 1 STD? Must have HIV?
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>>35506134
fuck i meant bi
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/britfeel/ House of Lols Edition 2017-03-13 11:42:45 Post No.35505855
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/britfeel/ House of Lols Edition
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Glaswegians and trannies may be removed at magers discretion
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Evening lads, what are you up to?
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>>35505855
who fultoned the freddos, lad
are diamond lads stealing our 30p chocolate frogs
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Based Mummy May
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/13/may-rejects-sturgeons-demand-for-second-independence-vote
Hey R9K, I want you to meet VIVIVAN, I matched with her on tinder, she is a pretty little Asian qt that I would like to take out tonight
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What MOVIE should I take her too? If I say the wrong movie she might not respond so it's gotta be the perfect choice
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>Good vibes
Prepare to a carry the conversation for 3+ hours. Hope you're a people person, OP!
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>>35505852
for vivian's sake, i hope you have a stroke
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hey /r9k/
im a researcher working on my phd at a university (wont specify where due to the nature of this subject). 6 years ago i noticed unique markers on cancer cells (the cells differ depending on where the cancer is, but this marker is unique in that its present in almost every specimen i've studied). i've concocted a drug that targets these markers and effectively killed cancer in rats, dogs, etc without any side effects in the privacy of my home laboratory, i fear bringing this up to other professors due to the magnitude of what it may become. i understand people are dying of cancer right now, but hear me out.
i desperately want to start my own pharmaceutical company and name it Niggerbiotics. i only went into oncology so i can start a fucking company and get some fucking keks after i name it something stupid. now that i've broke ground with the biggest pharmaceutical breakthrough the world has seen, i can roll it out while fucking pissing off so many people... will they take it upon themselves to get offended while so many people's lives will be saved? it'll be the ultimate event of all time. Niggerbiotics will be at the top, Forbes 500 list and everything. take whatever google, tesla, or any other company has done for humanity and multiply it by tenfold, this is what my product will do. i cannot risk big pharma trying to steal my recipe. these are millions of lives that are going to be saved which translates to billions of dollars being lost on chemo drugs and everything.
a fucking chimpout in the middle of a literal human biology reform... what a fuckin gag it'll be
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wtf get out you fuckin loser
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Im excited OP
Feel free to update us on any news in the future
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>>35505955
nice dubs nigger
>>35506041
will do, everything that happens gets reported to /r9k/ first. once the cure gets some traction, all news outlets will have to come to /r9k/ and sift through shitposts to learn about whats happening
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>loved a girl in school
>not anymore, haven't thought about her in years
>bored, make a fake normiebook account
>"I wonder if she has one"
>she does
>I see her picture
>she is just like I remember, only more like a woman
>all kinds of feelings are coming back , at the time I was still relatively normal and had a friend and most importantly, dreams
>and her, oh god, her
HAHAHA WHY.
WHY.
What have I done.
It's too late now, can't unsee it.
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kidnap her
originalo
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>>35505832
It's not just her, it's that she reminds me of a time in my life when I was still kinda ok.
Should I look for more people I knew?
Fuck it, I'll go for it, the harm has already been done.
Let's see how the others ended up.
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>>35505924
tell you what anon. if you get the balls and message her and post a screenshot, ill make a facebook shit account and message the grill i cant get outta my head. that way well either both succeed or both fail together and we can laugh at eachother while we cry. sound good friendo?
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ITT: we discuss images we don't get
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what did we learn here?
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>>35505735
When the part in your chair that raises/lowers it bursts through the chair and gives you the good touch in your asshole
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>>35505735
If you don't have a flat metal plate under the seat of your office chair, then you better get that image soon.
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For the NEETs that don't play vidya: Why don't you ? It's god gift on the planet
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Not NEET, but I'm not a fucking child.
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>>35505572
No one fucking ASKED you normie
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>>35505594
Not even a normie, but also not a fucking CHILD.