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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsEfd3u45c
this song should cheer you up

Condolences.

Maybe this song will help a little. I hope you like rock music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xShQklx_9E8

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>>35508443
my grandma will be dead soon too

a few weeks ago i heard strange noises from her room and went in there to discover her having a ministroke, her health has declined since then. it won't be long now. wish you the best OP

it's a hellish life

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>>35508402
No I like being a guy and having a dick.

I would be scared to make that decision because I want to say yes but I also know that anime has warped my brain to make me venerate cute girls over anything else on the planet.

No, I would missing being able to piss standing up too much.

You wouldn't be the hottest but i'd let you cuck your boyfriend with my xxl magnum cock

>>35508305
You look cute. I would ask you on a date, but you would say no anyway.

Why even live?

>>35508305
You're a cute girl desu. I would fugg your girlpussy.

haven't seen my omegle bf in months :(

>>35508268

When ever I post this always include the tags

tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001

>>35508819
might be why your threads always die anon

>>35508195
Because the government wouldn't choose you guys to impregnate them. They'd want tall fair skinned chads to do it. Take sperm banks for example. You can only be a donator if you're educated, white, tall etc.

So even in that scenario, nothing would change in your life, friend.

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>>35508195
Because that's fucking insane. No human being should be enslaved, especially on the whim of a person whose life isn't even that bad. Get some perspective, anon.

>>35508271
I don't care about breeding with the cunts, they should be kept out the way and there should be a lottery that determines whose semen is extracted and planted into the cunt by scientists. Everyone would forget of the holes existance, the children would be brainwashed until they no longer remembered the cunts that cared for them.

It sounds like a fair utopia to me

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>>35508059
Too much sensors...

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>>35508136
But they are smarter than intuitives!

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>>35508148
>ywn be a sensor

Why live?

>>35507699
Drama and feelies

>>35507699
She looks like that blacked girl

>even taking a picture of a sign she had to get herself in the shot
Jesus Christ

>>35507607
elaboratereeee

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>>35507607
>who are you
a college shutin
>how is it possible
too autistic for too long without proper help
>how are you doing this
because im too scared to die

Mentally and physically ill. How may I not be of assistance to you, today?

>>35507505
Could someone of his looks do ok on tinder?

>>35508256
make an account using eliott rogers pictures and quotes from him in his bio, and see what happens

>>35508932
That was done already, and there were matches and ONE girld who wanted to meet him. She was a chubby girl with glasses.

Also Elliot had Tinder account, but he found it useless. He mentioned about it at bodybuiding.com.

>>35507280
I'll give it a try even though messing with my vision could potentially be dangerous since I have to drive a lot.
I bet it's just a meme.

>>35507533

>I bet it's just a meme.

no its not. Nobody knows why and how it works.

>>35507533
Report back with results.

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>tfw turned on by branding

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>>35507307
Go to bed Azure.

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server link for you shy cuties

https://discord.gg/TBENaeN

>>35507034
I'd imagine she'd be comfy and snug and I'm a cynic for gods sake.

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>>35507034
>Tfw no horse waifu to warm you up with her perfect body temperature and ride you everywhere
How can actual humans compete?

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>>35507063
>comfy and snug
If I'm jonna waifu a spider, I only want the top half to be snug, the bottom half is where the casing has to protect the epigyne

>>35507002
It's his car. He's not a chauffeur, he's trying to earn a living.

>>35507042
Yeah. But did he overreact.....or was it proportionate?

>>35507071
No, the drunk bitches overreacted.

I wouldn't drive some dumb drunk sluts around after they insulted me.

>>35506957
Threadly reminder that Obama:
1 - Rescued the country from the Great Recession, cutting the unemployment rate from 10% to 4.7% over six years

2 - Signed the Affordable Care Act which provided health insurance to over 20 million uninsured Americans

3 - Ended the war in Iraq

4 - Ordered for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden

5 - Passed the $787 billion America Recovery and Reinvestment Act to spur economic growth during the Great Recession

6 - Supported the LGBT community's fight for marriage equality

7 - Commuted the sentences of nearly 1200 drug offenders to reverse "unjust and outdated prison sentences"

8 - Saved the U.S. auto industry

9 - Helped put the U.S. ontrack for energy independence by 2020

10 - Began the drawdown of troops in Afghanistan

11 - Signed the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals allowing as many as 5 million people living in the U.S. illegally to avoid deportation and receive work permits

>>35506957
>>35507005
(continued)
12 -Signed the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act to re-regulate the financial sector

13 - Dropped the veteran homeless rate by 50 percent

14 - Reversed Bush-era torture policies

15 - Began the process of normalizing relations with Cuba

16 - Increased Department of Veteran Affairs funding

17 - Signed the Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility, and Disclosure Act

18 - Boosted fuel efficiency standards for cars

19 - Improved school nutrition with the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act

20 - Repealed the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

21 - Signed the Hate Crimes Prevention Act, making it a federal crime to assault anyone based on sexual or gender identification

22 - Helped negotiate the landmark Iran Nuclear Deal

23 - He signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act to combat pay discrimination against women

24 - Nominated Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court, making her the first Hispanic ever to serve as a justice

25 - Supported veterans through a $78 billion tuition assistance GI bill

26 - Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"

27 - Launched My Brother's Keeper, a White House initiative designed to help young minorities achieve their full potential

28 - Expanded embryonic stem cell research leading to groundbreaking work in areas including spinal injury treatment and cancer

>>35506957
Yesh i think these threads have gotten stale

>>35506915
Post her nudes
Onion

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>>35506915
"let"

Fuck off loser, we all know you had no choice in the matter and your girl was already letting him take her up the ass for weeks

>>35506964
do you have a source for this information