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Do you like Mexican chicks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmCLLTjI6dw&t=8s

And do Mexican chicks like white guys?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFpb24R-xU

mexican chicks are so damn hot
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bumping for Mexicana/Chicana appreciation
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Yes.
No; unfortunately, no women like white men anymore.

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>tfw 21 and still am nowhere close to being ready to go on a mission
>tfw I have a herniated disc and other back/leg/neck problems that it'll take a lot of physical therapy to get me ready to go (that I have to do myself because I had to leave the physical therapy place I was at because it was so anxiety inducing and the thought of the next session overwhelmed every moment of life between sessions), and even then I can't help with all the service activities that are a regular part of mission life because it'll mess up my fragile health
>tfw have never been able to cure my mumbling, despite going to speech therapy (never realize I'm doing it until it's pointed out, and even then, I can't seem to fix it. really acts up in unfamiliar social situations, which I'd encounter constantly on a mission)
>tfw incurable mopey-hostile resting face. have practiced facial expressions in the mirror endlessly and tried to get a feel/awareness for the muscles and expressions of my face at all times, to no avail. even when I think I have a normal and pleasant enough expression, I get told to cheer up
>tfw parents are poor and I have to raise most of the money to pay for the expenses of my mission, but because of my sperginess, health problems and lack of education, the only job I can really get is a telephone survey place that hires anyone with a pulse (the worst kind of minimum wage job I hear)
>tfw want to make it through the standard works before I go out, but super slow reader, and after 2 hours of reading each day I only make it through 8 pages of scripture. If I have to get the phone job I don't know if I'll even have the energy to read after work
>tfw my bishop knows what a sperg I am and is gonna make me jump through a lot more hoops than the usual applicant to really prove that I am capable of serving
>tfw if and by the time I do go, I'll be significantly older than the majority of the elders in the field, but be far less mature, social and capable than them as well
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Well, maybe you can just tell them you aren't going? It seems clear to me that God didn't exactly make you with kind of ministry in mind. There will be consequences, but how do you feel about them? Do you REALLY want to convert people and share the message? Or are you just expected to?
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>>35512091
Not serving a mission in Mormonism is pretty much a sentence to being an eternal unmarried virgin and considering Mormonism is all about making big families that's a big deal. Not op.
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>>35512156
I know that. This guy sounds like the squarest peg ever pounded in the roundest hole ever though. Maybe this shit isn't for him, and he needs to make something else happen.

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Why are there so many race-baiting threads? W-why can't we all just get along? :(
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Blame rich, bored white kids. They get their kicks from fucking with poorer people.
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Blame violent, thieving black kids. They get their kicks from fucking with richer people.
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Blame virgin, bored nerd losers on this board. They get their kicks from fucking with other race baiters.

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Why do you guys say women can't be robots? Are you just mad that women won't fuck you because you're completely undesirable? Face it. Women have it harder in this world. We are oppressed by the media and businesses and the government, and we have to deal with pigs sexually assaulting us and violating our space.
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they're just jealous of multiple orgasms
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You're not fooling anyone. You're a man, and you have a penis.
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>>35511113
spbp
>>35511034
show tits

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Post your top five albums/movies/shows/animes/books/vidyas/whatever and others make assumptions about you and your personality.
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>The Smiths

Replace Kid A with the superior Radiohead album.
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>>35510948
You have more a few close friends you can chat very well with, but you find yourself coming off as weird when paired with strangers.

>>35511002
Everyone knows Amnesiac is the superior Radiohead album my man
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>>35510948
had this vidya chart laying around

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>modern women are whor-
>sexual degeneracy is destroying the Wes-
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>>35510705
>I hate the cutting off the last letter of the sentence mem-
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>ywn live in the greatest generation

Ouch
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This is taking millennials as a whole. So its including sex starved beta cucks along with roasties who take 60 dicks a year.
also
>The Washington Post

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Have we finaly won against the """trap""" and """fembot""" invasion? I'm seeing a lot less of them now.
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>>35510480
Fembot here. Women have feels too. In fact, we have it tougher than men. So, you're just going to have to deal with us on your site. We like it here. No MUH SECRET CLUB for you.
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>>35510564
as if you can't just walk outside and take your pick of ANY male to be your boyfriend and your emotional tampon.
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>>35510564
>""""""she"""""" doesnt know about our real secret club

siwwy wittle woastie is mawd haw haw

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How do I deal with the agony of being a girl (male)

I feel inferior to normal males who aren't mentally defective like I am, who don't feel the burning NEED to be female and be seen as a female.

And I feel utterly inferior and worthless compared to real females in every possible way. How can I possibly measure up to the real thing?

How do I not kill myself like everyone probably wants me to?
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>>35510455
no clue - i used to be trans but gave up and went back to being male. maybe i could give you some advice? idk.

im lonely would you wanna maybe talk on skype or something idk i dont wanna die alone
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>>35510455
Life sucks for us trannies no matter what we do. I accepted I will never be as good as a real girl but 80% female is better than 100% male. I hope you feel better anon because even with all the extra bullshit we have to deal with life gets better.
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>>35510455
Embrace it, if you wanna kill yourself go for it dude. If however you don't then just stop talking to anyone, get a job and live alone, maybe get a dog.

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I un-ironically think this. All I want is a girl that's able to maintain intelligent conversations about history, philosophy, science, and other such things. Unfortunately none of the women I've ever met have managed to have a truly intellectually stimulating discussion with me about...anything, to be frank."

why would they want to have intellectually stimulating conversations with you and not anyone else? you don't even stimulate them sexually or in any way. just bc they don't with you doesn't mean they don't at all.
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>>35510448
anon, i've been around enough women to know that all they attempt to talk meaningfully about is some random gossip shit.
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>>35510745
some people only want to get into good conversations w/ people who matter.


for example some ppl pour their hearts out on here, but i would never get in depth on here because it's useless and the anon and i aren't friends. get it?
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>>35510809
the people on this website are the only people i've ever met who are willing to constantly have an in depth discussion with me so i attempt to provide that in return.

here's the problem. a good conversation to a woman is talking about some random woman at work who she doesn't like while venting about non-problems pertaining to said random woman. a man's concept of this comes nowhere close to this concept a woman has.

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time for another fun, booze filled evening
drinking good old Sailor yet again
post your poison, robots
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>no lime

Fucking savage.
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I like your Bathory shirt.
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>>35510416

>sailor jerry
>tfw sailor jerry was a real historical criminal who RAPED and MURDERED 30 women

how do you sleep at night, you piece of shit?

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is he gonna save the planet or something?
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he's a crazy rich man why arent you
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>>35510344
i hope he dies trying to upload his brain to a metal gear
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>>35510344
fuck that why do commies hate him
last I remember they were trying to cut his balls off over his train thing. weird af

Why white men can't run?
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because they're little girls
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White men can barely waok , most of them trip around tye side walk as if they were playing hop skotch
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>>35510310
>waok
>tye
at least I can spell

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is a short lower third a death sentence? i have good development (naturally straight teeth, protruding upper/lower jaws) but i have a short chin (left)

i look low test because of it despite having naturally very high testosterone
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It hardly matters you fucking spastic, fuck off and find some real problems to care about.
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>>35510175
Lower third is almost as important as eye area. It's a death sentence, but lower third is also the easiest to correct with surgery.
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>>35510204
Lower third doesn't matter. If this guy just got a haircut and lost some weight he'd be slaying in no time. :^)

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When is everyone going to acknowledge that life is suffering, even if you're not a robot, and we should all aim to die as quickly and painlessly as possible?

>most of philosophy is trying to figure out how to approach a life of suffering
>most religion is doing the same
>psychology backs it up
>people spend their entire lives trying and failing to be happy

inb4 Jordan Peterson telling me that I should be grateful for only suffering a lot when I could be suffering a lot more than a lot.
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i think the noblest deed is to kill yourself
i would have done it if my programming allowed it
but i am weak and therefore alive.

there is no point in living. no meaning.

we are all fools.
>pic related
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>>35510141
How do I get past the guilt of leaving my parents and grandpa? I have read just about as much philosophy and agree that suicide is the answer. It makes the most logical sense to me but there is still that barrier keeping me from doing it.
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>>35511432
realize that their anguish is all just temporary like everything on this world and it too shall pass.

they will die and everything they ever experienced will become pointless. erased.

therefore it doesn't really matter. if they feel bad as it is all canceled in the end.

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>Cutie 9/10
>Every robots dream girl
>She doesn't care that I'm kind of fat (Not neet fat just borderline obese. Height hides it.) or that I'm a spaz (I'm well educated though, not a brainlet)
>She loves nerdy shit, games, dnd, everything.
>She loves me?
>But one thing...
She's half black. Everytime she's leaned in to try to kiss me I pull away and say I'm just too nervous
>She's half Jew
Everytime I look at her I feel just an fucking rampaging impulse.
Her father left her when she was young and her Jew mother takes care of her. She's not an ugly nigger, she doesn't look like a money. She has perfect soft brown skin.

Why can't I just ignore that she's black? I love her, but I can't let it go. She's made it clear she wants to move things to sex but I just can't guys.
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>>35510069
do it

you're leagues ahead of the rest of us right now, don't fuck it up

we have faith in you to not fall back down to our tier
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>>35510186
I can't man. When I'm when her I'm constantly spazzing out. She thinks I'm making a joke and laughs her cute little laugh and smiles. She makes all the moves, but then I remember her dad is black and so is she and i can't. My autism levels go to the extreme. I know I want her but I can't.

Any advice on what I should just do?
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>>35510069
>Cutie 9/10
>half black half jew
Which is it OP? Are you attracted to her or not?

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