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>SEX robot sales should be slapped with a 10,000% tax to curb the "deviant behaviour" of perverts, a world leading tech expert has told Daily Star Online.
>Many men are ditching real life women to have sex, and even relationships, with human-like erotic cyborgs built to spice up the bedroom.
>Advocates of erotic cyborgs, such as Matt McMullen, CEO of Realbotix, claim androids provide socially awkward people with an outlet to express their sexual and emotional desires.
>But Mr Cameron is not convinced of their merits and foresees "horrendous implications" for society if regulation isn't introduced.
Are roasties becoming painfully aware that they offer little value to men except as living onaholes?
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>>39338164
They really are.
Women are just a bundle of mismanaged insecure fears.
They think in terms of fear
They're motivated solely by fear
And now they're afraid of being replaced for it
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>>39338422
Do you think they cringe at the very notion of undesirable males finding sexual fulfillment and no longer being in tremendous pain?
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>>39338497
It's incomprehensible to them. It's like trying to imagine a tesseract. They can't grasp it.

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I've recently watched Sinister 2 and there was this cuck who abused his family and it got me thinking.
How hard would it be for the kid to just wait for 3 am, find the largest fucking knife in the kitchen and go kill the motherfucker ? I mean, it's not like life can get any worse, right ? Why don't they ever do this ?
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>>39338115
Children revere their parents like gods.
There's a huge mental gap where attacking a parent seriously to hurt or kill them is incomprehensible.
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>>39338471
Well, that's true for the vast majority of cases.
However situations / people like this have always angered me to the point of completely losing my shit and it started when I was very young,, maybe like 7 or 8. I don't have abusive parents but I still cannot comprehend how the children won't simply realize this
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>>39338511
It's a problem of selective traits.
Historically, during the 100,000 some years of human development, any child who succeeded in killing their caregivers or abusers historically would have perished.
So the capacity for children to attack their parents with intent to kill has been ruthlessly weeded out of the population.

Children display a lot of these very powerful pathological behaviors because very frequently this is where unfit individuals were eliminated.

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draw pic related in paint
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my (OP's) attempt
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im working on one so i'll keep the thread alive until i finish
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what inspired you to make this thread
qzesdrfgh

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this guy who is literally typecast as an unfuckable weirdo has a 9/10 stacey wife

no excuses r9k, if he can do it so can you
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>>39338062
Literally who? Even Google just says smile. His face makes me think of that suicidal redditor who said he loved school from that thread that's been floating around for like a couple days now.
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>>39338098
neil casey

he was the neckbeard villain in ghostbusters who was mocked for his virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs
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>>39338062
he is probably loaded with cash and connected, he is just betabux while she fucks chads and goes on trips to african countries

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Are you going to livestream your suicide?
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I hate that pic

>Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse

Except it does
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>>39337940
It would depend on how I do it
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>>39337989
Suicide ends the life. Period.

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my dad would kick and punch me since i was a toddler for petty bullshit, i was basically his designated punching bag
last thing he did before i moved out was throw his keys into my face because i was not unloading the groceries from the car fast enough
my mom would scream at me and slap me and call me fat and disgusting when i was little but later i guess she regretted it and tried to win me over with dumb shit like buying me cigarettes
she tried to manipulate me into not moving out too by saying her depression would worsen if i did
she would also regularly threaten to kill herself and then run away just to come back like 2 hours later

what are your stories guys?
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conceived and birthed me
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>>39337943
yup, the first kid of my family was conceived before they were married, so my family is basically a mistake anyways. none of us should exist yet here we are.
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>>39337871
I fervently believe people should take extended psych evaluation and thorough background check before being allowed to conceive children.

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How does one successfully become a serial killer?
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>>39337853
Make a series of killings. Should be obvious from the name.
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>>39337853
By not asking strangers on the internet how to become a successful serial killer.
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>>39337853
I dunno. Go fucking study them. You're browsing R9K, so you're probably not motivated and not socially skilled enough anyway.

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I feel like this girl at my uni likes me but whenever she glances at me she immediately looks away. What it do?Do i just look like a sperg? pic related
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>>39337810
you need to stop being such a fucking beta and talk to her. fucking hell dude
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Ok so I feel you might have a bipolar disorder as you are using an alt right symbol.
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>>39337822
don't you understand that this website is for frogs like me? this board may as well be a fucking swamp

I'm in the army ask me anything.
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How do you satisfy your sexual urgers? Any rapes or consensual homo sex? Go outside for hookers maybe?
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>>39337571
What's your MO/rank
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>>39337598
Hookers, strippers and after a while it gave me confidence to pick up chicks at clubs (while on drugs or drunk.)
>>39337599
My rank is a gunner.

When did you realize that western women should have their rights abolished?
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T. 30 year old kissless virgin
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>>39337285
And who should have their rights
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>>39337285
Muh I can't get a gf. Women are so evil.

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my female (online) friend started ranting about how life is easier for men than it is to women. I got pretty worked up by it and in my opinion, both sexes go through a lot. Give me arguments from both perspectives, R9K
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>>39337148
>Men commit suicide on a much higher rate than women
>Men have it easier
Do me a favour OP and smack that roastie fuck for me
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>>39337148
Women are legally protected from infant genital mutilation
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There are no arguments. Women think men have it easier because women get mistreated due to misogyny and vice versa.

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>tfw e-bf hasn't logged on in a week
I'm really worried....
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>tfw no e-bf
IT'S SO
UNFAIR
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>>39336915
>IT'S SO
>UNFAIR
this is nobody's fault but your own
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>>39336922
Next you're gonna tell me "you need to improve lol"

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Do I have "the virgin voice?"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDY0BjT5l6
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>>39336658
you have the monotone aspie voice
i have it too :3
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>>39336658
It's hard to explain what it sounds like, but it's definitely not bad
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>>39336658
You have a fine voice, young man.
And it'll only get better with age.
Don't worry about what that girl had to say, she's probably a normie, and they all have stupid stuff to say.

Why does /r9k/ hate faggots so much?
It's 2017
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I'm cool with 2D fags
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>/r9k/
>Hating faggots
There's a reason most people outside the board call it /r9gay/ now. People who say they hate fags are just /polfags/ who blew in from their board.

There is absolutely nothing more robot than wanting cock.
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>>39336605
Because they can't accept the fact that some robots want to find love. Hopefully I will.

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Eggman and Pizza Lewd sex tape
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>>39336595
>clasped hands
that's a little too gay
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God l wish I was eggman
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>>39336626
>literally fucking a dude in the ass
>the clasped hands is what turned it too gay for him

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