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the introductions

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she is very large

RANMARU IS SHIT

>>35513604
these sick normies like to watch beautiful women die, they get aroused by it. that's why all that saw/hostel type torture shit is so popular amongst normies.

and these normies are the ones that are telling me i am the sick one. but i am not because i don't watch any crap like that.

do these normies like to kill beautiful women because they are also fucking them? or is it because they like to see their competition perish?

>>35513537
nice tits, soz about the face

Tummy GF thread INCOMING

MAN THE HARPOONS

Nice tits op

An extremity of me will be very soon

Yeah.
But, as a cheaper alternative, there are laptop fans/stands that work very well (personally, anyways) and will not cost you a flight to some shit hole.

>>35513312
You likely need to open it up and clean out a good bit of dust and crumbs if it's overheating that badly

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I think there's less expensive solutions to your problem than relocating.

I "accidentally" broke my gf's arm.

>>35513160
Why'd you do that, anon-kun?

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Dead. My relationship with my fiance ended several months ago. We had tons and tons of sex. My sex life may be dead for good but I got a lotta shit to think back on.

At least I can do damn near whatever the hell I want now, at the cost of loneliness.

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>>35513122
This is my dream waifu. Oil.

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>>35513122
here she is. isn't she a beauty?

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>>35513122
nice gets family

pic related is a qt i met off tinder, we hung out for a while and played smash bros project m (kicked her ass like every match cause i dont play for a girls sake in that game) and spent some time walking around my college talking and meeting each other.

before that we had sent some pretty mushy texts back and forth, we were pretty into each other. felt good to have a girl like me back then. that was like over a year ago, and i have a girlfriend now, but i'm definitely not posting her here

after we played smash bros in my room i SHOULD HAVE like made a move on her there cause we were kinda alone in my room. should have just been like "let me give you a hug before you go back" before she left my room. probably would have ended pretty well. did that with another girl a couple months prior and we ended up making out sooooo

i know she looks SJW-y but she was pretty reasonable and wasn't easily offended by shit despite her appearance. i ended up hugging her but it was after we were outside and we were about to part ways. i hugged her, she said "you give good hugs anon" which made me feel even worse that I didn't hug her while we were in my room cause it almost certainly would have ended even better, but oh well. we just held each other for a litlte while. I tried to go in for a kiss but she turned her head a bit. she might have just been nervous about doing that in public even though there weren't many people around. understandable. we kissed each other on the cheek a few times, haha. But pretty good for a first "date" with her for me.

just look at those lips. if only i got to make out with her, and i was so close

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>>35513025
I wanna try one but I don't actually wanna be a maid

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>>35513081
Why don't you want to be a maid? Duty is honor

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>>35513102
because then i won't be able to play video games or anime as much and I hate cleaning gross stuff

I'm also a boy and boys don't really do that kind of thing

>>35512775
>ALL VERY HYGIENIC
>tattoo on the right

Nope, and I can guarantee one of them has genital herpes.

Anyway they should be left for the monkeys.

>>35512775
I cant decide which one I like the best

fuck.


also saged for cuckshit

>All 8+/10s
>7
>7
>4
>7 (8-1 for absurdly basic tattoo)

>ALL HAVE GRADUATE DEGREES FROM UCLA
And this means what?
>ALL FIT AND THIN
And?
>ALL VERY HYGIENIC
How do you know this?
>ALL QTS
Not number 3

>WHY SHOULDN'T THEY GET BLACKED?
IDGAF What they do, you clearly do since its your fetish.

Oh shit i forgot about Goblin thanks OP

Everything you posted perfectly describes me except I grew up lower class and I'm religious to a degree

>>35512709
congrats psych major cuck you made some brain dead common sense observations, not even mostly acccurate tho.

>>35512709
>You think you are above intelligence but an underarchiever, you study the day before the test because you are "intelligent" and "lazy" in fact = stupid

Studying the day before and skipping classes was the definition of fucking retarded. I had a drug problem though that started developing 2nd semester freshman year because I was a coward and using was easier. I didn't handle my entire situation properly. Should have reached out for help. My pride stopped me.

>>35512544
PA reporting in

/MA/ master race. Tomorrow will be maximum comfy.

>>35512544
why are you guys complaining. you don't have to go to work or school. fuck, i'd kill for a blizzard right now.

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it can't hurt you anymore OP. let go

You mean being born? Since that's the last time you felt it?

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>>35512462
>>35512482
she got me drunk claiming she just wanted to talk

it was fucking awful

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Jenna

I just wish we could be friends still, you were my best friend for awhile. I never had as much fun just talking to somebody as I did with you.

>>35512499
>jenna

God damnit anon, why are they always named jenna

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>OP's multiple personality disorder is kicking in

>>35512426
>im black

suffer immensely

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I think I'd be a gold coin

>>35512441
>>35512426

heh

>given a gold coin

tjennn fuckkkkkinggg come over here so i can kiss and love you

You're full of shit and I don't care.

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>>35512177

I love you too, anon ;_;7

>Can someone be ugly and charismatic at the same time?
No, he'd be "creepy".

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>>35512120
>can someone be ugly and charismatic at the same time?

yes.

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that casey neistat mother fucker is pretty ugly