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>tfw submissive and effeminate male
>INFP, feminine and emotional personality
>have very masochistic fantasies
>being abused, raped, made into a slave, and even murdered
>basically every submissive Stacey with daddy issues but in reverse
>tfw not gay
>don't want to be a tranny
>really tall and masculine body
>could easily become a chad but would never in a million years
>wish i could be gay or a straight biological female but the attraction just isn't there and i don't want to mutilate my body and become a freak
>long for a dominant gf who's basically a sometimes loving but sometimes rough "daddy dom" (without the incest play shit of course)
>but know realistically it will never happen because no real girl is like that
My life is a meme.
Is there a way I can just make myself gay or something? Or am I just stuck like this forever?
What's the best way to deal with this? Fuck man I didn't ask for this shit
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become a wizard instead
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>>35504926
I'm already going to become one at this rate...
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>>35504868
I'm currently making an infograpic about this, but here's the basics:
1. Go to /d/
2. Stay there, force yourself to masturbate to gay shit for 3 weeks or so.
3. You'll feel regret for a bit, but it will go away.
4. You're now gay, because you've been conditioned to be gay.
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How do you wash your face?
Do you use soap?
Exfoliant?
I literally just rinse with water
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I use normal bar soap, rinse it off, then use moisturizer so my skin isn't too dry.
idk if it really works well though.
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i just use the cheap wal mart knock off brand of Cetaphil, works fine, doesn't dry out skin, never have acne.
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>>35504855
i don't
thanks for reminder Anon
>my ugly cousins are coming over this friday
just end it
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>tfw I am the ugly cousin
>tfw your whole extended family thinks you're a "creep" for no fucking reason
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>>35504853
what gender are they?
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>>35504919
>for no fucking reason
But you just said the reason.
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>Oh hi, Anon! Can you help me tuck this in?
What do?
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If she passes that well why would she be in the men's room?
Surely she didn't just sneak into an empty men's room to take that picture to make it look like she's using a urinal to look funny and ironic? Nobody would do that, right?
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>>35504769
>verify that she does have a penis
>if yes, fuck her in the ass while giving her a reach a
>if no, fuck her in the pussy
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>>35504769
what kind of skirt has a dick zipper on the front?
i'm not buying this shit op, 0/10, not even tricked
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>wake up
>work for 9 hours
>go home
>browse 4chan
>sleep
>repeat
why would anyone want to live like this?
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But you can eat food, listen to music, masturbate, and do drugs while browsing 4chan.
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>>35504760
>want
no one does anon, its not a choice.
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>>35504760
Because capitalism, in conjunction with the state, makes it incredibly difficult to live without working. Surprisingly, many people would rather be alive than not.
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>chucklefuck
>shitlord
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>>35504708
>pepe_finds_a_rotten_banana.jpg
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>>35504708
I swear shitlord was an online gaming insult before tumblr got a hold of it
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>entitIed
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>jerk off
>eyes get watery
>scalp gets itchy
>10x worse at vidya
>can't get comfy
>every little thing irritates me
>don't want to do anything
>no original thoughts
And yet I can't stop
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>>35504620
Oh, and no reading comprehension motivation or skills. What the fuck is wrong with me
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>>35505101
You may be alergic to your own cum. Not even joking.
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>>35505327
Is this actually possible? I do nut on my stomach rather than in a toilet or something
Anonymous
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>why do i have to be such a disgusting degenerate?
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virginity makes one prison-gay for degenerate kinks
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>Ate all the candy I bought for my little sister because I was hungry
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>>35504628
you're probably right anon. i hate myself right now.
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Hello fellow salafi's and wahabbis (mainly from Saudi arabia)
How's your day going? Recruit any robots to islam yet? Lets get back on the grind.
If any of them have questions direct them to this thread, lets recruit them all to islam instead of them degenerate /pol/cucks
Allahs Blessing and Light be upon you.
May you find the righteous path and find success in life and in the hereafter. amen.
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>>35504603
>It's a "religious / ideology recruiter tries to capitalize on the sadness / perceived weakness of /r9k/" episode
Christians do this
Muslims do this
/lgbt/ does this (to a degree)
/pol/ does this
Do not be led into the light of the recruiters.
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>>35504742
Yeah but Islam has God's light while everyone else has satan's light anon.
we are the perfect robot religion;
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>>35504603
Hey bro, thought I was the only person in the midst of nusayris and rafidahs.
It felt like Dammaj all over again
why is being a normie bad my cyborg friends wont talk to me anymore help
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>>35504584
GTFO AND GO TO FACEBOOK FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIECE OF SHIT DIE RIGHT NOW
I FUCKING HATE YOU
IF I COULD FUCKING SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW I WOULD
GTFO MY FUCKING BOARD PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
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>>35504584
how did you become a normy, do they literally call you a normy and tell you to leave
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>>35504682
I took a normie test and I saw a girl once so I think that makes me a normie now
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>Keep seeing this 9/10 girl in the bus
>Tell myself I will smile at her and approach her
>She never even glances at me
Is it pointless? How else am I supposed to approach her if she seemingly ignores my existence?
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>>35504526
Spill your Orangensaft on her and when she says something just laugh and walk off the bus.
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>>35504526
don't bother if shes not giving you a signal like a smile or you catch her staring/looking at you ( but not cause you did something weird)
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>>35504542
No spill the appelsin juice
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I managed to get to a fairly good uni but away from my city. Today, the request for transfer to the equivelant in my city that is heaps more prestigious was accepted.
This will save my family a lot money but i feel not worthy to be there and im afraid people there will treat me like an idiot.
Ama
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>>35504507
If you were able to get into it than you should be good to go.
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>>35504507
>implying different universities ACTUALLY have a significant difference in the student population's intelligence
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>>35504741
Dunno, man. I dont really think theyd be that smarter. I just say theyd treat me like this because i didnt get there at once
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help me bros
>be me /fit/
>girl adds me on snapchat
>ugly as fuck and fat
>keeps messaging me and wanting me to go places
>pls god no
How do I continue being an autistic shut in and make her not like me
Definitely not helping that I am /fit/ pls halp
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>>35504501
Unironically show her your asshole
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She sent me a snap I don't even want to look at and she asked me to go to a lake
Wat do
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>>35504545
Tell her to fuck off because she is unfuckable!
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I think we can all objectively say that thongs are better than panties.
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I prefer boyshirts, really
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>>35504721
Boyshorts***
Oreg
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>>35504721
This boyshorts are best, thongs are like third place after cheeksters
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DEMONIC ANCESTRY THREAD
post here if you are:
>A descendant of a demonic bloodline
>The child of a demon and a human (cambion)
>A demon reincarnated as a human (willfully or forced to)
>became taller than both of my parents at 16, 6'3 now as an adult
>luscious black hair and piercing green eyes
>Naturally incredibly athletic, capable for hours and bench pressing much more than my peers before I even started training
>extremely high IQ, skipped a few grades and got into the best university my country has to offer to study mathematics
>very charming and charismatic, always described by teacher as being a commanding, natural leader despite being introverted as a kid
>have no interest in other people other than for humour. Highly selfish and proud
>eventually discover that my father is not my real father, pressure mom about it and she says that I'm the product of a one night stand back when she worked as a high class escort
>always had an autistic fascination with demonic symbolism
>had *that* dream again
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>>35504401
>>>/x/
This is where irredeamable faggots like you go. Have fun trying to summon succubi.
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Yeah nah, it's called psycopathy.
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>>35504401
>had *that* dream again
What dream? Never go into politics.