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>>39339659
I don't see how being catfished is bad. Evidently whoever's "trolling" you is probably lonely and sexually repressed. Joke's on you faggots because I'd be fine sucking your cock too.

I tried pretending to be a girl on steam for free games, used a voice changer and stuff. It's eh

I poorly catfished on okcupid using a roastie profile

I was homeschooled, lad. Ate at home I suppose.

I usually just sat with the other dorky kids of my year. They would play magic while I stole their food.

Sometimes id play chess.

>>39339440
I sat at the shitlord table with other fellow autists

Could you give me a list of animes you've already watched?

>>39339351
i'm too worried i might accidentally recommend you something you've already watched to name something, i'm sorry

>>39339351
if you haven't watched many i'd recommend death note and bleach. That's pretty much where i started

>self identity broke down and I realized that the universe, including myself and others, is all one thing, and myself and others are the view ports

I have delved and resceded into and from the depths of society and the world in ways I never thought possible.

>>39339314
...you mean acid?

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>>39339098
im pretty out of touch too my dude i dont care about local politics but somewhy like to get extremely angry and fired up about degeneracy of our world, cant say i listen to 1 artist its more like i listen to anything i like to hear at the moment and never bother to remember the artist unless its something i really liked and want to hear again.
For games i cant really enjoy anything anymore nomatter what i play they are all the same shitty shit where i can see the end before i even start unless theres lots to do like in rpgs or meaningless shit like mmos, cant do none of that nostalgia stuff either it has to be new or i cant even braindead play it.

no dance with jon snow instead

>>39338961
kek

Not now, I'm mourning

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The lady on the left. Idk why

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sojung

>>39338906
fucked up nose. not a good pic k m8

>>39338860
Don't bank on it. If we take over we're going to make sure they get nice and fit.

>>39338860
what the hell it looks like his dick and leg are the same

>>39339050
the guy's a 6'9" chad with a 9" dick

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>>39338857
How is it actually brave to get your ass handed to ? Then upload a video of yourself crying about it? yeah true hero!!!

Good fucking grief do I despise women.

Defective by design. Imagine touching a nigger, never mind breeding with one.

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>>39338857
That is the average modern Irish woman. A coalburning single mother with 2 mongrel kids.

Just try GOMAD, i did and gain around 10 kilos in 1.5 months.

>>39338828
None of you robot niggers are skinny like me?

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>>39338828
I want a body like this but I can't stop eating

>trying to justify your theft
pathetic faggot

just admit you're an amoral thief and you don't give a shit, stop the hokey robin hood justified garbage

>>39338824
It's good that not everybody thinks the way you do.
Maybe if you all get together you can start your own store that allows stealing.

I wonder how successful you'll be.

>>39338841
>Walmart literally subsidizes its low wages with welfare
>amoral

PICK ONEEE

>>39338711
It's kind of funny, there are almost no white men in Javs but tons of Black men

>>39338711
Because Japanese men watch it. Remember that there are no Jews influencing Japanese porn so you can't use that argument, Japanese men just love watching black men plow Japanese women.

>>39338760
Black male on Jap Female porn is popular in Japan because they consider it the same as bestiality

>>39338706

>tfw no girl to spill spaghetti around you
Stanley you lucky 9/10 Hungarian Nationalist Chad

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Here's the pictures used. I googled "amateur golden retriever" for the dog pic.

Moreover, i googled "most generic dating profile" and copied all of it. Apparently women like normies, which is sad tbqh. They really are the inferior gender.

>>39338706
>literal 9/10 chad
>gets replies
really activates the almonds

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>>39338633
And how do you plan on helping us ?

I've been with my waifu for 6 and a half years now. AMA

>>39338633
>I think lots of us here
This isn't /r/relationships fuck face

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>born on the last week of december
>always the youngest


why

If you were born in the middle of november you were likely a valentine's day present.

Early August = just huddling for warmth I guess

>>39338205
I don't care anymore. Just chillin

>>39338205
Nah, just too much of a pussy to end it. I'm honestly just hoping I get hit by a truck or something.

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>>39338205
nope. going insane.