Cringe thread
Open this up in a new tab and read it, it was made by a gay half autistic dude in my creative writing class. Worth the read.
>>35506999
>this is so cringe xd xd xd ill so my friend anonymoose
>ive never tried makin anyting in my lauf b4
>i should reconsider my live xd
>i kno ill make fun of dis guy with autism insted xd xd
t. OP
>>35506999
you are pathetic OP
origami
>>35507028
>>35507047
He wasn't actually autistic, if it's any consolation.
Alright, Anon, listen up. It's movie time. Not just any movie, the best (worst) movie there is. That's right. The "Star Wars Holiday Special". It only aired once it was so awful. Many aren't even sure how it was ever truly made, considering it has all of the big Star Wars names including even Harrison Ford in it.
I won't spoil anything, just know that you won't want to miss out on this gem. You will laugh. You will cry. You will question how someone funded this movie. You will die inside. You will be reborn. Get in here, be a little less lonely for an hour and a half, and have yourself a giggle mate. Autism, depression, anxiety, and socially retarded bots welcome.
https://www.rabb.it/r9khangout2 / http://lets.rabb.it/886j/ojvvHBcKuB
Movie starts in approximately 20 minutes from this post, so hurry up.
>>35506924
I've seen Star Wars Christmas Special twice but I've never seen The Room. Which is worse?
>>35506977
Star Wars Christmas Special, just because of how special it is. (Huge actors, huge franchise, yet hilariously awful effects, weird as hell plot, strange costumes / choices, and so forth.)
>tfw not even a single other robot want to hangout and watch a movie with you.
Bump. Waiting another 10 minutes to see if another shows up before cancelling movie night and playing more Overwatch I guess.
standard ballbusting thread by a normie couple: after work edition.
someone should give me an image like brit feels so i can do this legitly...also come in and vent if you would rather
I enjoyed the pics from the other thread OP!
>>35506837
go to /b/.
sage.
>>35506853
Thank you, is there anything in particular that you like with ballbusting images, i can try and refine my search down.
Times you've cried
>watching tangled
>ending of insidious 3
>watching castaway
>listening to nightfall by blind guardian
This was all last year. Im 20
Finishing Life Is Strange
>>35506797
Every time I watch Black Hawk Down.
>>35506821
>He got emotionally invested enough in that hella dank bidness-filled cringefest to cry at the end
can i mesure my dick if im virgin?
i mean, i dont know how my dick will be if i see a qt naked girl in real life,
Only whores and literal faggots care about dick size you nigger
If you ever get the chance to be sexually intimate with someone and become nervous, your penis will shrivel inside of you like a turtle head
If you had to create your own Ten Commandments to live by, what would they be?
>>35506766
The ones that God graced me with, mother fucker.
>implying there are just Ten Commandments
Christians are so fucking ignorant even about their own religion
>>35506826
>>35506836
Fucking christ people just fucking cooperate with the goddamned motherfucking thread for once in your pathetic fucking lives
You have to write your own, original moral code with TEN ENTRIES. WHAT ARE THEY?
OHH YES!!! STRETCH IT, ROBOT!!! SHOVE ME SOME FAT BOOK IN MA AYSSHOOOOLE!!!
OHHHH YEEEES!!! SHOVE IT ALL IN!!
YES TAKE THAT HARRY POTTER BOOK!!! ALL IIIIIINNN!!!
>goatsee was considered shocking 10 years ago
Daily reminder: Girls don't like guys when their main hobbies are vidya and anime.
i dont really care what girls think. its not like they wonder what i think of their hobbies.
redpill me on girls
do they even have hobbies?
>>35506747
My friend reads books all the time.
Is it possible to live in a big city without a car if you don't want to be homeless? How bad is being homeless?
possible?
are you kidding?
it's preferable
>>35506718
I wish I had a car so I could live in it.
>>35506675
The bigger the city, the more a car is an expensive luxury or status symbol than a simple transportation tool
Alcoholic robots please be real with me. I drink a tiny bit above a pint a day of vodka. I just puked because I drank a lot without eating. How much do you drink and for how long? I'm from usa, lingo and measurement might be different. I need an honest low down. A pint and a half a day is probs what I drink. Is that in gonna die soon territory?
https://youtu.be/CrTlI6seM0A
Watch this. You'll be ok.
Love ya anon
>>35506651
Until your drinking interferes with work and friends/family then you're not an alcoholic yet
That said I drink a half a handle of vodka a day
>I'm trying to quit for the above reason
>>35507016
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ORIGINALEMINS
fly on the wings of love
fly baby flyyyyy
reminds me of the fun times i had as a child tearing the wings off of flies
>>35506693
ur so fucked up
>>35506712
reminds me of the fun times i had as a teen masturbating to shinji masturbating to asuka
What kind of gf will become obtainable once I finish school and get my CPA?
>>35506646
What kind of gf are you capable of getting now? It won't change.
>>35506646
Having a degree will do literally nothing toward making girls more attracted to you if you're still too autistic to talk to one long enough to even bring up the fact that you have it
>>35506646
top kek
I have a CPA, MBA, 6 figure salary, and I still can't get anyone
all that matters is looks and a big dick. I have neither
Anyone else here normie passing
>parents realized I was weirdo young
>learned to mask my power level at an early age
>can contain spaghetti in social situations
>people don't see me in my lair and don't witness true autism
>>35506630
You're just a normalfag. Stop forcing yourself into the robot thing. Sure, it sounds unique and cool, but you can't help it if you aren't one.
>>35506630
Its a process, you just realize people are probably like you, they just have some humility, so they don't feel the need to point every little thing out, they might not act like they are aware, some aren't, but most people AREN'T actually retarded.
>>35506696
>it sounds unique and cool
It sounds and is anything but unique and cool. You guys are losers.
Click image and tell me what you see.
>>35506603
my unoriginal hopes and dreams
>>35506603
i see that op is a colossal faggot who thinks we can be fooled into thinking that the image he posted is more than just a solid black picture. having fun with your middle school sense of humor, underage poster?
>>35506673
Click the image and tell me what you see
You ever shown your co-workers how autistic you are? I'll start
>Be me
>work in a cinema, comfy, nice job, pay is nice, co workers are nice, get to watch films for free
This was about last spring so there would have been some popular kid's shit on at the time
>family of 4 and grandparents come in, really nice people
>joking with us, being polite, the kids are wanting to get sweets
>the grandfather makes a joke
"Those will rot your teeth! You want to eat something healthy"
>we laugh, kids smile, they go over to the freezer and take out pic related
This is where I made possibly one of the biggest mistakes of my life
>going off of the back of the sweets joke by the old man I say to the kids
"Do you know why they call them Magnums? Because when you bite into one, you go "Ow, mah gums"
>fucking silence
>kids look away and hide behind their parents
>grandmother lets a little air out of her nose as a sign of pity
>woman who does the tickets breaks the silence by telling them they can go up to the film
>they do and I have to follow them to close the doors, up a flight of stairs
>hanging like 3 steps behind them, stomping up the stairs in my boots
I seriously wanted the ground to swallow me up in that moment, no one had ever really brought it up, but the rest of that day was tough
>>35506594
>This is where I made possibly one of the biggest mistakes of my life
wish my biggest mistake was some minor shit like this
Don't worry bout it OP, this is quite minor and it was them who made it awkward. You should google greentext stories and realise how minor this event was.
>>35506594
>make a bad joke
>it is ackward for maybe 3 minutes
>you still think about it a year later
What the fuck is wrong with you?