why didn't she just fuck Shinji?
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>>35508278
She probably has some intimacy issues and Shinji isn't all that attractive. She was probably satisfied masturbating to Kaji every night
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she wanted to prove to herself that she truly was independent (and not in need of anybody else sexually or otherwise) when she wasn't
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She didn't want to have sex with Shinji and Shinji didn't want to have sex with her.
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Important question on gyno
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Hey robots, I have an important question to ask you. How can I go about getting my doctor/insurance to help me get gynecomastia surgery? Most insurance companies are reluctant to pay for it unless it is cancerous, but I need to get this shit cut off of me. It's driving me absolutely insane psychologically, and it is tender and is painful physically as well. Have any of you had success in getting it covered? Any tips on how to better the chances?
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Got mine done a few yesrs ago for 3 grand. You have to go to a good plastic surgeon and pay out if pocket. If you don't the insurance will treat it as a medical procedure and you will end up with a doctor who will leave you with terrible scarring and prob remove to much tissue leaving it caved in.
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>>35508376
Shit, I was unaware that a medical doctor could fuck it up. Honestly though, I'd rather be scared and slightly disfigured than continue to have breast tissue. Scars can be seen as masculine; titties cannot. I will heed your warning though. The problem is, I only have about $1000 to my name
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>>35508255
Better go on a hrt and begin to loose that boipucci
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>B me
>Talking to cute girl on campus
>Bit older, compliments me a lot
>Specifically last night she was mimicking my appearance on Snap chat
>teasing my looks right?
>"No anon, you have the perfect features"
>Shit like this persists, however she has a boyfriend
>Don't want to cuck someone, but don't want to receive compliments from her on my appearance unless this is going somewhere
What do guys?
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>>35508254
Cuck him senpai holy shit
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>>35508361
I don't want the same shit happening to me however.
Dear anons,
In this thread, you can share your letters aimed at anyone whom you doubt would ever read it, although it is possible they could be reading it.
Please including their initials, as well as yours, at the top and bottom respectively.
Yours originally, OP.
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>>35508234
Fuck off you autists
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>>35508234
Hey, its me. Anon. I doubt you'll read this, I don't really care either way. But if you don't read this, please stop haunting my dreams. It hurts too much. Do you have normal dreams? I never have. This life hurts too much, I wish I had told you I was in love with you, but you probably thought I was too autistic anyways. Hope your life turns/turned out well.
-Anon
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What are your political views, /r9k/?
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>>35508179
Humanist. Compassion, freedom, education-based governance.
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>>35508179
Socialist Libertarian
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>>35508179
Go to bed, Mr. Land
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>start to build up clothes now that I'm on my own
>try to get stuff that fits me
>go to /fa/ and half the stuff on the sticky I already own
good shit, feels real good
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>>35508171
Start a fashion brand for incels and/or permavirgins. Just an idea.
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>>35508730
God, sorry. Wrong image. Here's the right one.
I'm starting to suspect there's a virus in my PC replacing the chosen images with wrong ones.
>ugly
>5'5
>pencil dick (i think is below average)
>no social skills
>ugly face
>yellow teeth
>19yo kissless virgin
>i havent left my house for one year
theres hope?
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There's always hope anon, you just have to put in the effort to change yourself.
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>>35508263
lol this is a load of shit
Physical characteristics are everything. Social skills will at best get you into the friend zone with anyone decent looking.
Become a rich businessman and buy whores, OP.
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>>35508291
>Become a rich businessman and buy whores, OP.
That's putting in a effort to change yourself you sperglord.
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why is so much of /b/ porn? i've been using this site since like 2006 and I swear it wasn't always like that. Sure there was always porn and stuff, but now it's like 95% of the material on there. What happened?
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oblivion worst game
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>>35508110
We have so many boards now, there's a board for everything. Why make a thread about something on /b/ when there's probably a board for it already.
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>>35508110
Because if a board doesn't have a topic and no rules aside from global ones, you either get a porn board or an attentionwhore/hookup board.
/b/ is the porn board and /r9k/ is the pathetic orbiting hookup board.
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>"This is the future of all white boys."
I'll be honest this made me think.
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>>35508109
hot af famalam
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>>35508109
No objections here. Id gladly submit.
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>>35508109
W-WHEre DID YOU FIND THIS
>tfw to smart four an gf.
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>>35507696
I un-ironically think this. All I want is a girl that's able to maintain intelligent conversations about history, philosophy, science, and other such things. Unfortunately none of the women I've ever met have managed to have a truly intellectually stimulating discussion with me about...anything, to be frank.
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>>35508072
Thats what male friends are for. Gfs are for having fun and someone to take you away from your obsessions with history, philosophy, etc so that you stay relatively grounded in reality.
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>>35508158
Yeah, that's true I suppose. I wish I could do something to change that, to have a woman who actually shared my interests, but sadly none have really presented themselves. I guess this image still applies.
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My school has a dance coming up with jazz, and its usually pretty fun. You get to partner dance and all the bands play, and I usually go, but I never really get to dance with anyone because no one likes me.
BUT...I just found out that 2 girls that I really like are going there, and I want to talk to them and maybe dance. But theres a catch: I've never talked to them. I'm not really open and can't easily strike up conversation, so I was thinking about getting super high because that loosens me up, but I don't know if its a good idea because it could backfire and they would think I'm insane. What do you robots think?
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>>35507675
whenever I went to dances I would stand with my friends who never danced with girls either. I would do this disco and find it hilarious
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>>35507675
You like 2 girls? Whats your plan? A threesome?
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>>35508058
Not sure, one is younger and I see her staring at me during rehearsals.
The other is older than me but really pretty and extroverted.
If I have chances, its with the younger one.
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>yellow as fuck horrible teeth
>fat 280-300 pounds
>literally cannot achieve a boner anymore, literally micro dick
>aspergers / social autism
>virgin 26 in mothers basement
How do you even begin to turn yourself around and be positive at all at this point?
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>>35507664
Start eating right, exercising, and preforming basic hygiene. Not all at once, but keep building up everytime you start to feel like you can handle what you've got. Start talking to people, even if you hate it, even if they're weirded out by you, keeping trying to make friends and meet people. Get a fucking job. Something easy, but that will give you some responsibility and structure in your life, as well as some income.
Or just fucking neck yourself.
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>tooth brush
>diet and exercise
>supplements
>going outside
don't live as a slug man. either start living in a way that feels more full or an hero. giving up is only gonna get worse and worse, and you'll regret not acting now
start doing this common sense shit, or blow your brains out. this is for your own good
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How do I stop being an alcoholic?
I'm your typical shut-in NEET that sits in front of a PC all day doing nothing productive. I find that I can't enjoy anything without being drunk first. I'm so bored and boring that I feel like I need alcohol to function normally and do things as simple as playing vidya, shitposting, or even talking to people online. Alcohol is the onlylegalrelief I can find but It's slowly killing me. I've been drinking so much that I now weight 300 pounds and have a fatty liver.
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move on to drugs
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Smoke weed
>inb4 reeeeeeee illegal
It'll make you function
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>>35507677
I've actually been smoking all last week, after a few drinks. I find when I'm high I have little to no desire to drink so the past week I've cut down a bit on alcohol. Problem is, I see a poor psychiatrist and they piss test me and check my blood every couple of months. Maybe like 3-4 times a year. If I come out dirty, I think I'll be fucked.
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>make a retard joke
>embarrassed as hell
>want to kill yourself
>girl laughs anyway
What did she mean by this?
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>>35507638
she was laughing at you not with you
suicide is the only option now familia
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>>35507638
She was laughing at you not with you.
She probably had a good laugh about you with her black bf
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>>35507638
Nigga just give sauce on the webm
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I went to melting pot with family and ate piece of chicken that I thought was scallops, that was unintentionally only cooked partway. Should I try to throw up or not?
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>>35507603
idk man sorry. try asking ur mom or dad?
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>>35507603
if i were you i would throw up asap
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>>35507603
pls help!
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