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>25
>work for Uncle Benny on the benefit
>fuck all, cheap govt
>drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, occassionally food

>>35509159
Why Roth, why not traditional IRA?

>>35509224
Because apparently, according to my tax jew, it's better for small amounts. Like I said, I'm 21, and putting about 1,000 away a year into this account.

He said you switch to a traditional IRA towards the end of your working years and pull some trickery to not pay rich person's taxes, but still be rich.

it was kind of neat actually. My family has been using this guy for years, and since I'm not doing anything with my money, I thought why not get myself settled for the long run?

If people find out about it, you'll get pushed down even further and be more depressed. Talk to certified people online that don't know you so that you're a bit open.

>Also you're gonna get harassed here, leave while you can if it's that bad.

I wouldn't. That's how you end up on a list.

you'll be doing most of the work, discovering the things 'you' need to process, and bringing them up at your own pace

the counsellor might draw you out on some subjects, but it's really ok to say you're not ready to discuss a topic immediately

no he was a tennis playing rich yuppie who spent his entire life in academia(obviously very bad for your mental state)

>>35509190
Did you watch that interview anon

He's acting like a spergmaster

>>35509125
Id have depression too if I dressed that badly (excluding the rag to hide the electroshock therapy treatment)

In fact, I still have flashbacks of being a poorly dressed 90s kid. Truly a hideous time in fashion history outside of grunge.

> that kid who posts that kid threads on r9k after seeing the YouTube video, even though they're absolute garbage and belong with the britfeel and steamfeel threads in the lowest depths of hell

>>35509091
That kid who attempted to make a
>that kid
thread and fucking failed terribly being a pathetic normie who should die.

>>35509091
>That kid that always wore the same pair of coveralls because that was all he owned
i was that kid

>have been losing sleep due to having a huge amount of anxiety over the college work my parents put me on the path to
>it was fine until family members lumped even more shit on
>now it's not "oh he's doing great at college" it's "when are you going to get your license" even though I'm doing great at college and trying my best
>now they've added "you know you should get a job a few days a week"

>couldn't even sleep the last few days in fear of my midterms
>managed to actually do really good on them today, proud of myself, all the stress was for nothing!
>get home and hear my mom telling my relatives "every time we find a possible job he gives us a song and dance!" while laughing over the phone

IT NEVER

ENDS

shameless self bump

ajvskllv

>>35509178
Hang in there dude.

I have a very tedious, unfulfilling boring assignment to do and it is worth 35% of my mark. My teacher is also making us job shadow some random people in some companies I've never heard of

I didn't want to breed anyway, the world is pretty scary.

Depends from person to person. I can sort of answer your question as an MtF.

It's like seeing the world clearly for the worst time without the stupid haze of sex drive clouding your brain.

You can get things done. You can focus on tasks and do things without your mind wandering to sex. Sex and relationships seem like no big deal and you are capable of anything you put your mind to.

For a few weeks or months..

Then because you have no testosterone you lose all your ambition and energy and thought processes and it becomes really hard to focus on anything or do anything in particular.

Thoughts sort of just drift around stupidly without any sense of control over them. The loneliness really settles in and since you don't even care about sex, you crave the affection and being wanted even more to make up for it.

It's a mixed bag of tricks but you may like it. You may also hate it. I personally like it.

Someone help me watch the vids and tell what this channel is about

>>35509130
probably some gay autistic shit like every other namefag
just filter it

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>>35509039
also what annoys you bout your life and stuff

what do you think we're doing to improve our lives with images like those?

>what are you doing to improve your life?
Nothing will make me happy if that's what you mean. I guess it's objectively good that I've been lifting, but it doesn't make me any happier
>what annoys you about your life
I don't know I'm just miserable

There is no such thing as love outside of a family environment. Just attraction. Sluts are attractive because they can suck a football through a garden hose.

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IT SHOULD BE A CRIME TO CAST OFF PERFECT GIRLS LIKE THAT WHILE THE REST OF US SUFFER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35509034
>implying that's every bot's dream girl
No, she isn't. THIS is every bot's dream girl.

>>35509032
Heard that's a painful way to go. Perfer hanging if anything.

Have you never heard of an extension cord?

Would that actually kill you? I mean its been in movies, video games, and urban myth.

I'm sitting here thinking though if doing that would throw enough of the current into your body to end heart, before your breakers simply turn off?

>>35509015
21s a g e12

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Kys and post proof of suicide

>>35509015
>three versions
post the other two

>>35508965
Ferrets are adorable when you get past the fact that they look like a hybrid of a rat and a possum.

>>35509151
I know a lot of hipsters with ferrets. I guess it's the hipster thing to do now. Buying a ferret.

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It was a slow realization. There was never a single point where it dawned on me, it was just all the subtle clues of life pointing me in that direction.

Honestly I still haven't fully accepted it. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think I'm not that bad looking. Then I see a picture and it all comes flooding back.

I'm plenty attractive as food.

dear fag: you know i'm right. instead of sitting there stewing, reading my posts and cultivating your resentment, why not wade on in and argue with me
surely my memes are not so infectious that you can't risk it

regards, g__t

Vampires have blue eyes

How is she robot?

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Taylor Swift is one of us.

>>35508892
c..can we maybe sometime... you know... go on a date? I really think you're truly a wonderful person, and I don't want to look back on this and think about what might have been.

>i-is y-y-your r-refrigerator r-r-running...

>>35508892
What keywords must I search to find this. Phone sexing while sexing tickles my p3n0r