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>>35509686
>playing duel links

>get super lucky unpacks
>3 twin head behemoth, 3 element dragons, 2 paladin of white dragon, 3 half shuts, mirror wall, enemy controller

>Updated with autistic spirit cards and op shit now I can't even play


Duelist Kingdom and Battle City are the only good seasons. Everything else is literally autistic for autistic people and totally unenjoyable.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Of course it's real. I am food for psychic vampires with blue eyes.

And a working food.

The ghosts attack when I meet new people and at large social gatherings. Alcohol makes me immune to the ghosts attacks.

Nothing, this is my peak form for psychic energy power production and work productivity.

If you want me to have kids well lol.

Waiting on my admission decision, in a few days it will be going on a month since I've applied and sent my transcript to the college. Praying I get in because really don't want to go to my second choice school.

>>35509617
>going through severe alcohol withdrawal
Fucking sucks, my man. Shaking, sweating horrible pain.

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Of course.I'm so rude.

How is that an autistic skeptic gf? What does that have to do anything and did u make that?

*sits and wait someone post the screencap of the best gf: clown gf*

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>>35509582
>be young anon
>before the days of internet porn
>trying to find anything to fap to
> no dad around so no secret porno stash
>looking through the VHS tapes
>see the Terminator
>vaguely remember seeing a sex scene
>fast forward through
>shit their it is
>it's mostly just silhouettes
>you see a brief shot of some tits
>lasts about a minute
>wow this sucks
>still fapped to it like 10 times back in the day

Kids don't know how easy they have it. Back then you had to work hard to jerk off.

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>you'll never go back to your first fap ever again

>>35509582
I really only get hard to gay stuff but if I try hard enough I can pretty much get off to anything lol

>>35509517
There are quite a few cuties in there. Probably the same proportion of cutie-to-slag if you took a random sample of white women.

I don't have yellow fever, but asian girls are about as cute as white girls. I still would prefer a white girl because I would rather have children that look like me

>>35509517
I'd still wife like 15 of those women, fag. They're nice hardworking ojou-sans.

>>35509517
That pic is shopped right?

>>35509447
oreganile bump

oregoku

oregami-no-okami

I die from the gunfire.

Because I don't have a girlfriend so you must be slapping my hand.

And area of fire.

>>35509416
Well I'm not a commie, so I've got nothing to fear

>>35509416

*Whips out surface to air missile*

I don't want to see yours you disgusting ginger, they'll probably burn my retinas off.

>>35509394
There allready out

>>35509394
why she is sad? she dont look happy desu

>>35509391
I'm 22, haven't been on a single date, and am a KHHV. Your basically going to be me in 2 years if I had to guess

>>35509391
It's okay at 20, if you're male, you're fuckable for the bigger part of your life. So you've got every chance to become a charismatic old man who can get any pussy he wants.

>>35509391
33, same boat.

wizard powers are neat, so i cant complain much.

>>35509387
>I text her later saying I'm sorry
sorry for what? she should have apologized.

>>35509387
You done nothing wrong bro, you're just gay.Don't worry about it.

I'm in kind of the same situation bro. I wanna ask this girl out in our friend group but I'm afraid that if she says no it'll fuck things up

We were just texting and I accidentally sent her a heart emoji and she got so worked up over it.

>why heart
>??????
>I is confused

that is a rattlesnake

ask /an/ they're actually really helpful in identifying animals

>>35509382
that is a caterpillar

>>35509338
inb4 thread full of edgy teenage faggots

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One time, I tricked an anon into thinking I was going to respond to his thread with a true tale of deception and subtle guile... instead I just made a cheap meta-joke and moved on!!!

How /devilish/ of me

inb4 op is just using this as an excuse to try to get pussy

grow the fuck up

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>>35509329
>b-but my penis is already out?!

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>>35509329
>but chawd twurnd his peh peh ihn seed oot haaa haa yooo cunt huv swex now nhormie now gimme tendies bwitch

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why are you doing this mom

i'm your son

why do you hate me so much

>>35509285
oh yeah, big time

but you can't cause that to happen, so yeah hope for an asteroid or something

better get busy living, or get busy blowin' your brains out

better is so subjective

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Even though I wouldn't survive, I'd like to live in a post-apoc fantasy world, or some protagonist in a cyberpunk story.