>This will infuriate most herbivores because they're looking for a magical pill or plan that can get them girls
>Stop being a faggot and attempting to be "alpha" because you're not
>You are who you are and if you try to change that you're a phony
>Girls can see right through that shit
>There is a girl out there who will respect you for your age (>26/7) and experience
>Source: 27 with male pattern baldness who seduced a 8/10 19 year old simply by talking to her and being himself
>Didn't have sex with her because that's degenerate
>Tldr get off the internet and live life.
>>35512050
Or you can get the fuck off and leave us alone wetback
>>35512050
oh, okay, sex is degenerate
what the fuck else is degenerate, breathing
you just want to be a corpse, don't you
fuck off, necron faggot. enjoy your dumb pyramid
>>35512050
I can't think of anything to say around girls, even basic smalltalk shit elides me until they've left. I'm fucked because I CAN'T hide how anxious and uncomfortable I am.
I need a significant other.. i struggle with bad depression and anxiety which holds me back from a lot of things. I'm trying to work on myself right now but I also just need someone to open up to and keep me company through voice chat somehow.. or i just need someone to talk to so i'll leave my kik here .. meowevergreen
>(pic unrelated)
you can open up to me in this thread anon, im a psychologist
>>35512033
Lol are you serious? Ill send request.
>>35512061
thanks well uhh... My anxiety and depression have both been pretty severe for about 4 years now, i was on zoloft for 2 years but iv'e been off of it for about a year.. I have thoughts of suicide but i push them away and my memory is pretty bad since so many bad things seem to happen to me iv'e just learned to block everything out and now i can hardly remember anything it sucks >.< ughhh idk thats just some stuff iv'e been struggling with.. I also have no friends and i'm weird
>Why are you so nervous Anon? Is this your first time with a girl?
wtf, is that a clitoris
>>35511967
where are his balls gone?
>>35511982
>wtf, is that a clitoris
found the virgin
I want to suck dicks and be penetrated, but I'm not a homosexual. Does anyone else here feel this way?
You're bi. Have fun.
>>35511758
It's not gay to admire a beautiful cock anon
>>35511787
but it's not because of my sexual orientation, in my case it's just a fetish! Besides, what if I try it one day and don't enjoy it?
What if Trump starts another war and ships off all the Chads to die in some sandnigger shithole?
Will us robots then be freed?
>>35511736
rich chads don't bother to serve in the military
This is why robots exist in the first place. What you describe has already been occurring for centuries.
>>35511736
>What if Trump puts Hillary in jail
>What if Trump tells Obongong YOU'RE FIRED XD
>What if Trump
He's going to have his very own voterbase work in Chinese Ipod factories
>heheheh what are you staring at Uncle anon?
>>35511725
oh you made this dumb thread again
I'm calling the cops
5789646
>>35511813
>Hey son watcha doin in th-
Comfy /thread/, post all your gondolas here
Gib winter back pls
It's an abstract kind of original /comfy/
The sky is so beautiful
GIVE ME OPIATES!
>>35511640
darlin I think you put your bullets in backwards.
>>35511707
>>35511640
in fact, I think they are the wrong way round.
ahhhh....
>>35511722
>>35511707
Have you guys never seen hollow points?
They're just poorly drawn
>tfw you realize your teenage nephew is just a stupid nigger
He's white but he's still a nigger.
>>35511637
What took you so long anon? Must of been the African bath soaps hiding the scent.
It's a phase, most stop by end of HS
>no matter what you do for your oneitis some part of her Will always belong to her ex
How do I deal with this shit r9k, it's driving me insane
I've started cutting my shoulders and punching myself in the face everytime this thought crosses my mind and im alone
>>35511564
>>no matter what you do for your oneitis some part of her Will always belong to her ex
At least yours isn't with him anymore, I fell for a girl who still has a bf and all I can do is wait like the beta cuck I am.
>>35511833
Fuck man that's pretty bad
You probably know this by now, but the ride never ends
>>35511833
Nooo pls dont do this. Ur not legit waiting are you?
WHAT'S WITH ALL OF THESE WEEABOOS INVADING 4CHAN
REEEEEEEE WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT ANIME ON MY POLITICS SITE
BROTHERS LET US RISE UP TO RETAKE THE WEBSITE BACK TO ITS ROOTS FROM THE ANIME MENACE
4chan was made for anime anon
i dont like anime but seriously how new are you
i know its bait
>>35511556
lmao lol kek, rekt, heh kid, looks like the butthurt weeaboo faggots have decided to show up, everyone laugh at them
everyone do what I just said and look at the thing I'm telling you to look at
>that weird black kid who got expelled for humping the english teacher
>that senior girl with the big tits who was nice to you your freshmen year
>that kid who knew how to bypass the school firewall
>that sterotypical mexican gangster kid who played yugioh with the outcasts
>that spineless beta teacher who let the students walk all over him
>>35511500
that weird chick with glasses that wouldnt screencapp your cock
sad
>>35511500
One kid brought a terabyte hard drive that had about 600 gigs of hentai and other on it. The kid got baked as an english muffin after brexit and forgot it in computer class. My computer had it connected to a usb in the back and apparently he was reorganizing in the middle of class.
>tfw I got it now
>that asian fembot that sends you lewds
What compels a guy to lie about having a girlfriend? (he couldn't even if he tried)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s12xVLfZdQ
WHAT COMPELS THY
Any stepdads on r9k?
>>35511438
Why are blacks so much better then white people in EVERY way possible?
>>35511456
hmmmmm.... wow......... activates your almonds.......
>>35511797
>marriage site after the women have been ravaged by blacks
So have escorts ever laughed at you or a request you've made?
Tomorrow I plan on meeting with a 20 year old escort and ask her to teach me how to please a woman. What are the chances she'll laugh at me?
nobody here's been with an escort before?
>>35511525
bump for some advice from u bots
was thinking of hiring an escort but i pussied out since im too fucking awkward and keep thinking about how im gonna fuck it up