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Modern university education:
>Have to configure daily schedule such that one attends a variety of lectures which typically have suboptimal timing
>Have to take a shower and look presentable
>Have to take the time to commute to campus
>Must incur transportation costs to do this
>Increased time on campus elevated food costs as one will inevitably need to buy lunch
>Have to do laundry more frequently, costing time and money
>Arrive at lecture
>Professor isn't prepared
>Peers are loud or smelly or somehow distracting
>Lecture room is uncomfortable
>Professor spends an eternity scrawling some illegible derivation on the blackboard
>Somebody asks some retarded question, wasting more time
>Professor realizes he made a mistake and has to do redo part of the derivation
>The sum of the lecture's material could be learned in much greater detail in less than 20 minutes of attentive reading
>Instead nearly 3 hours of my time is wasted
>Repeat ad infinitum
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>>35513306
ha thats a cat
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>>35513306
Then don't show up
Professors don't take roll
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be safe, kitter
also uni isn't that hard OP, nut up
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What is it about some of us that makes us look like creeps? I've had complete strangers in multiple instances make fun of me by calling me 'Columbine' even to my face. A few months ago I walked past a group of dudes and a girl and one asked her "What about him?" and she responded saying "Fuck no, he looks like a fuckboy" and they laughed. A few days ago as I walked past some of my own classmates one said "that's the guy she was talking about" and they looked up at me and when I past them and turned they were looking over at me. The worst part is I pretty sure I know who 'she' is and she doesn't even know me personally. I always thought my appearance was decent and even a deterrent against normies poking fun, but I guess I'm a weirdo inside and out to others.
How about you guys, any similar experiences? Have any theories about dead giveaways for robots?
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>>35513297
staring at your feet when you walk. it's a sign of very low confidence
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>>35513297
best to not take notice and have a blank expression in those situations, or even laugh a little. showing people that you care gives them ammo.
i have no idea what the hell columbine is supposed to mean.
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>>35513314
But it's the best way to think. How am I suppose to think about anything if my vision is bombarded by people and cars and other scenery?
Do you want to improve your life? How do you plan on doing so?
I realized that there are a lot of small things that I don't particularly like about my life or myself (I clutter a lot, I'm out of shape, sometimes I lose my temper, I have bad dandruff, etc) so I'm going to really put forth an effort to solve each of these problems one at a time and see what happens to my mindset.
Who knows...I might turn out happy...
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Anyone? Orig-blox-mute
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>>35513256
I've been experimenting with self-control. I listen to a lot of music so first I didn't listen to any music for forty days. Now after twenty days of a return to normalcy, I'm going to fast from both music and the Internet for forty more days. I'll continue this pattern, slowly increasing the amount of asceticism in my life, and see where it gets me. I'm hopeful. At the very least, I hope I can kick my procrastination habit.
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>>35513256
>tfw gave up because nothing changed except being more r frustrated that nothing ever works
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Was Mr. G Funk himself a robot?
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>>35513219
>black
no-pe
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>Be part of the most successful rap group
>Only one who didn't make it
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i was asleep through the g-funk era
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I get a weird glee from watching others be degenerate animals. A perfect example is the poop lady from Hoarders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q
Another example (though lesser) is Davecat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA__UQoYUTY
Anybody else enjoy degeneracy from a voyeur's perspective? I don't want to do it, it just makes me giggle to see these guys out there.
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>>35513211
society is built on rejecting the animal within. It is entertaining to see it get out, and to think that there lived humans who lived this way almost exclusively.
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>>35513211
I guess it would make me feel better about myself.
Post more, I feel like this should become a regular thing.
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>>35513258
how the fuck do you "reject the animal within"
that's like these bullshit "natural" soaps. faggot, did you find that shit in a mine? did a butterfly piss it directly into the bottle? fuck you!
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Anon, do you have a crush on my friend?
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No, I have a crush on you. I've held it in for so long, but... I love you...
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>>35513207
Yeah hes just so cute I doubt hes gay though.
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>>35513228
Let's just stay friends. I don't want to ruin what we have.
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Benzo thread
How do you fight the urge to want/take more edition
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I dont fight
if I could I would take them non stop
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>>35513245
I'm limited because I got hospitalized for a val/alch overdose and now I'm full on cut off except the bit I have left, I'm struggling not to take too much at once and run out
benzo withdrawl fucking sucks
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>>35513165
I binges hard tonight. 2mg Ativan and 6mg Klonopin. Slept for 3 hours and woke up almost hung over. Benzos are bo good recreationally it's best not to take them
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I'm drinking, lonely, and playing a tabletop game alone.
Join me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5lHePOPa9k
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>>35513139
Make the move mane
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Got here in the mid of it, no idea how this stuff works, gotta jet now, good luck with the game!
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Romney 2020 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Wednesday at work. I have no pictures
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Nice pasta there newfagy
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>>35513082
Sounds like a start to a really weird romance comedy, but go for it, what do you have to lose?
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If you are in the Bay Area/Oakland, hmu [email protected]
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>>35513080
I'm not gay, will u expect me to suck u off as well?
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>>35513111
no, no suckbacks
what game do i play /r9k/? i'm gonna be snowed in tomorrow and i want to get deep into one of these
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I assume top left is Dragon Quest 9, which is fun, so that.
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>>35513068
mystery cartridge
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>>35513068
Pokemon BLACKED
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Why do robots praise 2D gfs so much when the truly superior waifus are 0D (also known as imaginary)?
As long as you have a good imagination you can't go wrong with a 0D gf. She can be the ultimate compliment to your ego. I've had the same gf for three years now and I don't feel lonely at all despite being a hikikomori.
Do any of you have 0D waifus? Tell me about them.
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>>35513066
It's a sad day when a man has to check his own dubs
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>>35513561
Sorry OP, but your thread is trash. nice dubs all the same. How did you do it?
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If you could get away with it, is there anyone that you could murder and not feel too bad about it?
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i would murder everyone.
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>>35513036
You, I like you.
Original comment, fuck off bot
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>and not feel too bad about it
anyone
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>Ayo white boi give us GTA SA so we can play on the school computer
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Skool camputa
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Thats a good game. The mid 2000s were a fine period for video games. Have you ever played Morrowind, nigga? I also enjoy metal gear solid 3, twisted metal, and silent hill 2. The bloody roar games are recommended as well.
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>>35512865
go away its mine
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My dad only works 2 days a week and then holy fuck. Help. He literally stays up all night and he just stomps around the house smoking cigarettes and for some reason he fucks with the pellet stove like 2 times in 5 minutes. He's always slamming doors and talking in the hallway and he won't fuck off. Every now and then I hear a loud smash like he's dropping a bowling ball in there and he always seems to walk right by my door at the worst times.
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>>35512852
what country do you live in? og
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>>35512852
My mother does similar things.
He's probably neurotic and hates your semi-autistic ass
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How many drugs is he on