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The answer to life is 42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9HaH7Iiic

This world is a hell and at the end you die. Don't bother reproducing. Don't put anyone else through this sick joke.

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morality is a spook, anon
there is only the self and its desires

>>35515800
hi I was wondering what an emoji is, thanks love you bye.

>>35515816
:Thinking: my friend

>>35515683
cyborg, you fucking newfaggot

>>35515690
i don't think thats a proper hegelian sublation desu

>>35515683
synthesis: faggot

I'm gay, not heterosexual

using my penis triggers my gender dysphoria :/

>>35515661
I can smell the aids and it is truly foul

Just get on Grindr you degenerate faggot

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>>35515622
I tried. It's full of old men. Plus being black pretty much makes online dating impossible. Also in order for me to be attractive I have to be at least half naked and that's not allowed on most sites.

>>35515583
>>35515688
why don't you ask in any of the gay boards

>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/

I constantly remember a lot of little things that remind me how much I hate myself every day

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>>35515655
Feels awake at 5am man

>>35515547
>be grade 9
>school swimming carnival arrives
>am a pretty good swimmer, so I volunteer for all of the events
>barely manage to beat some normie
>results come in for age champion
>friend of mine places third, normie places second, I place first
>claps for friend
>eruption of applause for normie
>barely any applause for me, compared to the normie
>normie walks up and congratulates me, before walking away when I try to thank and congratulate him
>everyone praises him for it, but no one mentions me
That's a pretty cute moomin anon

>>35516099
thanks :)
that's the worst kind of feel, anon. when you are still unloved despite our efforts

>>35515547
Nobody likes Talking Heads, Higgus.

"""Fembot""" threads. If you disagree you are not a robot.

All the trap shit. Bunch of straight virgins trying to convince themselves to be gay virgins. Have some dignity.

>fembot feels
>trap threads
>"""""advice""""" threads
>race bait shit
>x race isn't a robot
>lgbt shilling
>forcing pol memes on r9k
>imouto because I am an only child
>steamfeels or discord shilling

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It is so sweet.

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Kawaiiijiiii

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Where da white boiz at arent u going to cum in here and tell me my dick is small?

>>35515497
Actually I'm currently overcoming my personal problems and moving on with life. Sorry gotta run.

>>35515497
My girlfriend of 3 years and I are having difficulties with each other.
>she went to a party last friday
>got drunk
>got high off weed
>hanged around degenerates who would fuck her with her consent
I suspect she cheated on me, but that's not all. She has been texting this other guy increasingly often and it really bothers me. I expressed this to her and it ended up with us having a terrible argument. I haven't spoken to her in over a day because she's visiting family in Ottawa. Feeling like shit right now because the last time she went there she broke up with me, so I'm afraid the same thing over there that triggered her to finally put an end to it will trigger her again, but it might not happen. I do have paranoia, after all

>>35515723
If she can't respect you then you should drop it because it will never get better anon

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>you will always get to enjoy all the greatest foods you want

>>35515455
until type 2 diabetes sets in and you have to stop or lose a leg

>tfw god-tier jawline

i was fat in middle school anon. my advice would be to find someone else to work out with. it's much less easy to slack off if someone else is counting on you

>>35515427
someone who either likes sports, role playing video games, or ASMR youtube videos. these are my main interests.

oh, and someone actually intelligent.

>>35515427
If you're honestly looking for friendship here, you've made a terrible mistake

>>35515452

>oh, and someone actually intelligent

wrong board senpai. you've flown too close to the sun now.

I like semen xdd ayylmao xddd

It's a good substitute for intimacy

It's st patties this weekend and i'm finna do something that will get me laid.

what are you guys doing?

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>>35515408
Halfbreed of what?
If you got some Spaniard(south america)+ white in you that ain't so bad
If you landed the black + white then i hope you didn't inherit their hair, lips or nose
if you did you got fucked from the get go because nobody is into potato noses, bee stung lips and nappy hair

>>35515454
puerto rican and white

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>>35515492
That ain't even a bad combo as long as you didn't get any weird features from the mixing
Also i think it's strange how some people worship the whites, being "white" is mostly about your behavior and attitude, blacks disown their own people once they make it out because they act too "white"
So if you're a brown mixed you can just act like a decent human being and i think most people will just accept you as you are
Only blacks have completely ruined their race reputation to the point where seeing their skin color makes people want to avoid them and their drama

TLDR; Act decent, dress decent and you'll be fine, manners are always a plus too

>>35515363
because the natural genetic traits of the asian race (short height, less muscular, less body hair) are very appealing traits for a woman to have, but very unappealing traits for a male to have.

>tfw asian male brainlet

I wish I lived up to the "smart" stereotype. Just fuck me up famalam

>>35515363
Asians are very small and submissive, which is good for females, males not so much.