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BENIS WEENIS BENIS WEENIS
POOPY OPOOOPOOOOOOOOOO WOWOIE WOWIE POOPIE PICKELS

I still like Lenners.

>>39342669
>telling someone who's not even here to fuck off
Aye la
Aye

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>>39342549
heres mine, or1g

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This bad boy

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I don't. I Pull the phone out of my pocket to check the time, then put it back. If I'm away from a computer that is

Stop being such a loser and do something instead of wasting time on your computer.

>>39342172
Go do something productive with your life.

>>39342172
Keep finding new things to learn, and distract yourself. Also lift weights. Increases testosterone and the chemical balance helps your mood.

But in the end, you just have to get used to it. The older you get, the more mundane everything becomes. Eventually you will run out of new things and must accept mediocrity.

It's also the reason some people have children - you see their youthfulness and it helps take you back to a time when you were youthful and everything was exciting, and you can relive the experiences through them.

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Get Ichabod Crane here laid, then I'll be impressed.

Eggman got laid because he was willing to throw away all of his real life prospects away forever to pursue meme status on a shitty board.

His full dox, living history and a million video fragments that could bar him from a real job are out there

>>39342039
>Eggman got laid

True, but his life is legitimately terrible. The things he's been through have been incredibly humiliating and awful. (multiple psych ward visits, constantly harassed by NEET trolls) I'm pretty sure some college-aged KHVs here wouldn't even want to trade places with him.

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>sister saw the semen storage

>>39341789
>Dad found my dragon dildo

did he return it to you after using it?

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>tfw no bad dragon dildo

>>39341774
drawn ones are ok since they are cute and legal, do not sexualize them

definitely dont approve of actual irl pedophiles though

I love animal girls, little or not.

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>>39341774
I usually do but lately young girls seem to be addicted to mobile phones. It's not cute, it's bad parenting. This summer I went camping with my younger cousins and they were on their phones the whole time, it was awful.

Anyone? I can even livestream it.

>>39341685
no.

make something of your life anon.

>so fucked that suicide is your only option

literally go fucking do something with yourself you dumb pussy. If you don't care whether you will live or die go do some crazy cool shit like freeting across your country, becoming a mercenary, fighting some gags in a bar, etc.

>he has the will to play video james
fuck off with your memepression normie

I just need a hobby man. I do not have anything in my life.

>>39341560
oh yeah also
>having a plug

That is women summed up, really.

Black pill is jews. This is red pill

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This and the hapa ones

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>>39341361
>be OP
>make threads yesterday calling mayweather a nigger
That's so much effort for no gain.
>nobody cares, threads all get less than 5 replies
>come back today.
>"LOL R9K BTFO"

looks like you missed all the WHITE BOI threads last night

>>39341361
our guy won though

the nigger = trump supporter
mcgregor = anti trump libcuck

I actually wen't outside for the first time in a week, went on a walk in the park, feeling pretty good

>>39341348
I went to see a shipwreck during sunset, and there was also a seal nearby hunting fish. Was pretty chill.

there is nothing positive to tell

just loneliness

Nothing. This whole meme is cringeworthy as fuck

>>39341391
t. roastie fresh off of chad's thundercock

>>39341543
>>39341391

It should be something that needs to piss off roasties. Remember, a roasties wedding day is the most perfect thing in her eyes as it shows "she's won at life.", imagine how humiliating it would be for her to have to wear a black wedding dress to signal she wasn't a virgin before the marriage.

We need a catchy rhyme and to spread it all over social media

XDDDDD OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD IT MADE AN EARTHQUAKE BUT IT IS NOT BAD BECAUSE IT WAS IN A POOR COUNTRY.

>>39341270

This kid is 100% going to be the next Jake Lloyd. He's going to get fucking steamrolled constantly with "BAZINGA!" quotes everywhere he goes.

>>39341270
>uh, shelder, that would be salt

>5'3"
>thin, small tits, nice hips and ass
>dark complected, might be part asian or latina or something?
>gaunt face, high, defined cheekbones, thin nose, dark eyes
>long black hair, sometimes with bangs
>covered in tattoos, has a sleeve on one arm
>despite this she looks and acts very feminine and demure, is pretty quiet
>wears a lot of clothing that she considers fashionable, some of it is slutty, some of it is ugly, but mostly it looks good enough

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>>39341252
Yeah alright
>Tall, 6'0
>Very overweight
>Strong
>Long blond hair
>Wonderful voice
>Round nose and face

Think Miranda Otto in lotr but 170lbs and able to fuck you up a bit

>>39341355
Nice dubs and nice oneitis 7/10
>>39341377
Nice dubs but I don't dit overweight girls sorry 5/10

I'm eat chilli cheese nugger

I try to lose weight so i only eat an apple for dinner

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>>39340841
I had canned soup microwaved